Author Topic: You might be a red neck.... (Read 5905 times)

Paul Taylor · « **on:** June 17, 2008, 05:28:42 PM »

If you ever tried to use a set of jumper cables to start your control line plane.

Larry Renger · « **Reply #1 on:** June 17, 2008, 05:49:51 PM »

Half your plane is still in primer. And you use cinderblocks for chocks. And your control rod is an old coat-hangar. Covering somewhere has the inscription "flour". You use an ol' Hound Dawg as a stooge.

Leester · « **Reply #2 on:** June 17, 2008, 07:42:45 PM »

You pick your tooth with a broken prop

Steve Helmick · « **Reply #3 on:** June 17, 2008, 07:48:24 PM »

You DID use thet ol' hound's tail as a brush for the paintin'....didn't you?

Steve

Andrew Borgogna · « **Reply #4 on:** June 17, 2008, 08:27:12 PM »

You mix a batch of "Special Fuel" from pappy's prize corn liquor.

Dennis Adamisin · « **Reply #5 on:** June 17, 2008, 08:37:22 PM »

...if the last manuver your airplane ever did started with you shouting "Hey ever-body watch THIS!"

Bill Gruby · « **Reply #6 on:** June 17, 2008, 08:40:15 PM »

Quote from: Andrew Borgogna on June 17, 2008, 08:27:12 PM

You mix a batch of "Special Fuel" from pappy's prize corn liquor.

Wouldn't get caught doin that on Andy iffin I was you. That stuffs for sippin not flippin. Pappy would not find that tollerable.

"The G-Man"

Bob Disharoon · « **Reply #7 on:** June 18, 2008, 05:00:33 AM »

..if you use the prop wrench to change the channel on your TV

Shultzie · « **Reply #8 on:** June 18, 2008, 09:16:01 AM »

Quote from: rootbeard on June 17, 2008, 05:28:42 PM

If you ever tried to use a set of jumper cables to start your control line plane.

No...but I do remember hand drilling a tiny hole into one of the cells of the battery on my old 57 Chevy's battery which then I added a modifed old table lamp cord with alligator clips that would start my old Kenhi Cougar's Forster 29 powered stuntsled?
Gee...talk about over-kill?
Why didn't I just bind a couple of flashlight batteries instead?

Phil Coopy · « **Reply #9 on:** June 18, 2008, 09:56:12 AM »

If yer favorite plane is patched in more than one spot with duck tape.

Yer fuel tank is made from a bud can.

an' you stole your wheels from yer kid's toy monster truck.

Phil

Leo Mehl · « **Reply #10 on:** June 18, 2008, 01:17:45 PM »

IOf'n your runnin your engine on Jack Danials with a beer chaser you may be!

Bill Adair · « **Reply #11 on:** June 18, 2008, 04:50:29 PM »

If you reply to every, "You might be a red neck" thread".

And yes, I do!

Bill

proparc · « **Reply #12 on:** June 18, 2008, 05:13:58 PM »

If you flatly refuse the hamburgers and hotdogs at the local contest in favor of the possum you brought with you.

Eric Viglione · « **Reply #13 on:** June 18, 2008, 05:31:10 PM »

... if your chicken stick is made from a real chicken.

Wynn Robins · « **Reply #14 on:** June 18, 2008, 06:10:16 PM »

if you are flying a combat match with your shirt off - and so is your wife.....then you might be

Larry Renger · « **Reply #15 on:** June 18, 2008, 06:23:56 PM »

Yuh cain't fly kus the mule was sick and kain't clear the fly'in circle of the cow patties. And then yuh fly anyways. Plus the circle is tilted at 20 degrees. Thu other'un is down in the holler and flooded by the crick.

Besides, the revenooers dun busted daddy's still and there ain't no moonshine to make fuel.

Maw is down with the croup and cain't get out'n bed to gimme a launch. Hmm, must be something we can do.....

Elwyn Aud · « **Reply #16 on:** June 18, 2008, 06:54:27 PM »

Your flight box has a holder for a spit can.

pat king · « **Reply #17 on:** June 18, 2008, 07:29:49 PM »

Your flying lines are made from an old trot line.

Pat

Keith Spriggs · « **Reply #18 on:** June 18, 2008, 10:51:18 PM »

If your starting knee pad looks like this.

Keith Spriggs · « **Reply #19 on:** June 18, 2008, 11:03:58 PM »

If the canopy on your plane has a decal like this

Clint Ormosen · « **Reply #20 on:** June 18, 2008, 11:31:38 PM »

Quote from: Elwyn Aud on June 18, 2008, 06:54:27 PM

Your flight box has a holder for a spit can.

My flight box, no. But my work bench has several.

don Burke · « **Reply #21 on:** June 19, 2008, 08:02:23 AM »

Does this qualify?

Bill Little · « **Reply #22 on:** June 19, 2008, 09:24:57 AM »

Hmmmmmmm......

The RNMM is not laughing...................

Mongo

Perry Rose · « **Reply #23 on:** June 19, 2008, 09:59:21 AM »

Most of these ideas have possibilities.
Perry Rose

Randy Powell · « **Reply #24 on:** June 19, 2008, 12:28:12 PM »

You might be a redneck if:
1) You know and like Bill Little
2) You believe that everything that happens on RAW is real
3) NASCAR paraphernalia so decorates your living room that you can't see the walls.
4) Your usual motto is "kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out", but you'll stop to help an old lady.
5) Both your vehicles have gun racks in the back window.
6) You know at least 2 people that have gun collections extensive enough to outfit a militia.
7) Eveything bad that happens in the world was done or caused by "one a dem d@mn Lib-rals".

Dwayne · « **Reply #25 on:** June 19, 2008, 12:57:40 PM »

If your selling a pair of used shoes on Breezepay

Leester · « **Reply #26 on:** June 19, 2008, 01:20:34 PM »

If yur biddin on a par of usd shuzzz.

bruce malm · « **Reply #27 on:** June 19, 2008, 01:32:04 PM »

Glad to see another of us Rednecks likes Olympia Beer.

Ward Van Duzer · « **Reply #28 on:** June 19, 2008, 01:56:59 PM »

if'n your favrite likker store has paper cups in the outside ice machine...

Dennis Adamisin · « **Reply #29 on:** June 19, 2008, 03:53:19 PM »

If you like BOTH kinds of music; country AND western

Kim Mortimore · « **Reply #30 on:** June 19, 2008, 04:04:49 PM »

If'n yore Ma don't bother takin' the Marlboro out of her mouth before tellin' the Highway Patrolman to kiss her a##.

(My personal all-time favorite).

Kim Mortimore

Paul Taylor · « **Reply #31 on:** June 19, 2008, 04:35:20 PM »

You might be a red neck if.....you think you need to eat a can of beans to take a bubble bath.

Bootlegger · « **Reply #32 on:** June 19, 2008, 04:40:34 PM »

You might be a redneck if you buy a new home and invite yer relatives over to take the wheels of'n it...or as we say in the South of'n "hit"..

Harleyman · « **Reply #33 on:** June 19, 2008, 06:42:14 PM »

If'n you don't never warsh yer flyin jacket because the castor smells real purty like.
Ask me how I know.

Leo Mehl · « **Reply #34 on:** June 19, 2008, 08:45:58 PM »

Ifen your toilet water smells like Ben Gay You may Be a smelly.

Bob Disharoon · « **Reply #35 on:** June 20, 2008, 06:42:08 AM »

if you cut your front lawn and find a car......

John Miller · « **Reply #36 on:** June 20, 2008, 11:48:02 AM »

If you have new words seldom seen in the narth. Words like "ratcheer" or "widjadidja", like in "put jure plame ratcheer", or "you brought yer starter widjadidja?"

Joey Mathison 9806 · « **Reply #37 on:** June 20, 2008, 06:36:20 PM »

how do you tell the differance between a rich redneck and a poor redneck the rich redneck has white walls on his wheel barrow

Randy Powell · « **Reply #38 on:** June 20, 2008, 06:50:23 PM »

>>the rich redneck has white walls on his wheel barrow<<

And a girl a quarter his age on his arm.

Jim P · « **Reply #39 on:** June 22, 2008, 12:08:33 PM »

Or if you build and proudly fly an airplane like this. Yup-I've also got a insulated beer holder on my flight box-keeps it colder and avoids spills when actually flying.
Jim

Bill Little · « **Reply #40 on:** June 22, 2008, 12:12:07 PM »

Quote from: Randy Powell on June 19, 2008, 12:28:12 PM

You might be a redneck if:
1) You know and like Bill Little

4) Your usual motto is "kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out", but you'll stop to help an old lady.

6) You know at least 2 people that have gun collections extensive enough to outfit a militia.

Hey Randy!

Those three are very appropriate......... really.......... especially if you have ever known any of my buddies in the RNMM. You need to come to the Southern part of heaven some time. I gotta couple spare bedrooms. According to #1, you'uns gotta have a *little* redneck in you'uns.

Around here, you might be a redneck if you race pulp wood trucks......... and if you'uns ain't a redneck, ..................

Mongo

Ward Van Duzer · « **Reply #41 on:** June 22, 2008, 12:28:42 PM »

Little Bill just said it "You NEED to come....."

We luvya ennyway

Ward-O

Randy Powell · « **Reply #42 on:** June 23, 2008, 01:38:38 PM »

Jim,

I have a similar poster on my wall, but the sentiment is somewhat different. It says

Homeland Security
Fighting Terrorism Since 1492

Mike Spiess · « **Reply #43 on:** June 23, 2008, 04:23:05 PM »

I have a t-shirt that says that with Native Americans.

Paul Taylor · « **Reply #44 on:** June 24, 2008, 07:17:44 AM »

This really happened at one of our get togethers. I forgot to bring lighter fluid to one of our fun fly cook outs.

You might be a red neck if ...you ever started a BBQ grill with flying fuel.

Charlie Pate · « **Reply #45 on:** June 24, 2008, 07:56:58 AM »

You start off every day with a Buck Owens record .
No tape ;no dvd ; no cd . A 78 ;or a 45 . The 25 is in your overall bib and I don,t mean OS.

john e. holliday · « **Reply #46 on:** June 24, 2008, 08:51:41 AM »

I say your a REDNECK when you stop to help anyone in need. DOC Holliday

PS:Do they say oil or awl when checking the engine fluids. jeh

Charlie Pate · « **Reply #47 on:** June 24, 2008, 08:09:28 PM »

Quote from: john e. holliday on June 24, 2008, 08:51:41 AM

I say your a REDNECK when you stop to help anyone in need. DOC Holliday

PS:Do they say oil or awl when checking the engine fluids. jehquote]

They also ask if you want a polk for your purchase.
from which comes the saying "never by a pig in a polk.'
Right Little?

Bill Little · « **Reply #48 on:** June 26, 2008, 10:58:12 AM »

Quote from: Charlie Pate on June 24, 2008, 07:56:58 AM

You start off every day with a Buck Owens record .
No tape ;no dvd ; no cd . A 78 ;or a 45 . The 25 is in your overall bib and I don,t mean OS.

Mine's a nice *little* chrome Colt 32 auto.

Mongo "just a pawn in the game of life"

Randy Powell · « **Reply #49 on:** June 27, 2008, 09:04:10 AM »

Bill,

I'm more of a Sig Sauer guy, myself.

Author Topic: You might be a red neck.... (Read 5905 times)

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