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General control line discussion => Open Forum => Topic started by: Paul Taylor on June 17, 2008, 05:28:42 PM

Title: You might be a red neck....
Post by: Paul Taylor on June 17, 2008, 05:28:42 PM: If you ever tried to use a set of jumper cables to start your control line plane.
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: Larry Renger on June 17, 2008, 05:49:51 PM: Half your plane is still in primer. And you use cinderblocks for chocks. And your control rod is an old coat-hangar. Covering somewhere has the inscription "flour". You use an ol' Hound Dawg as a stooge. #^
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: Leester on June 17, 2008, 07:42:45 PM: You pick your tooth with a broken prop
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Post by: Steve Helmick on June 17, 2008, 07:48:24 PM: You DID use thet ol' hound's tail as a brush for the paintin'....didn't you? DK^ Steve
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Post by: Andrew Borgogna on June 17, 2008, 08:27:12 PM: You mix a batch of "Special Fuel" from pappy's prize corn liquor.
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: Dennis Adamisin on June 17, 2008, 08:37:22 PM: ...if the last manuver your airplane ever did started with you shouting "Hey ever-body watch THIS!"
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: Bill Gruby on June 17, 2008, 08:40:15 PM: Quote from: Andrew Borgogna on June 17, 2008, 08:27:12 PM
You mix a batch of "Special Fuel" from pappy's prize corn liquor.

Wouldn't get caught doin that on Andy iffin I was you. That stuffs for sippin not flippin. Pappy would not find that tollerable. LL~

"The G-Man"
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: Bob Disharoon on June 18, 2008, 05:00:33 AM: ..if you use the prop wrench to change the channel on your TV
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: Shultzie on June 18, 2008, 09:16:01 AM: Quote from: rootbeard on June 17, 2008, 05:28:42 PM
If you ever tried to use a set of jumper cables to start your control line plane.

No...but I do remember hand drilling a tiny hole into one of the cells of the battery on my old 57 Chevy's battery which then I added a modifed old table lamp cord with alligator clips that would start my old Kenhi Cougar's Forster 29 powered stuntsled?
Gee...talk about over-kill?
Why didn't I just bind a couple of flashlight batteries instead? n~ n~ :!
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: Phil Coopy on June 18, 2008, 09:56:12 AM: If yer favorite plane is patched in more than one spot with duck tape.

Yer fuel tank is made from a bud can.

an' you stole your wheels from yer kid's toy monster truck.

Phil
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: Leo Mehl on June 18, 2008, 01:17:45 PM: IOf'n your runnin your engine on Jack Danials with a beer chaser you may be!
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: Bill Adair on June 18, 2008, 04:50:29 PM: If you reply to every, "You might be a red neck" thread". ;D

And yes, I do! LL~

Bill
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Post by: proparc on June 18, 2008, 05:13:58 PM: If you flatly refuse the hamburgers and hotdogs at the local contest in favor of the possum you brought with you.
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: Eric Viglione on June 18, 2008, 05:31:10 PM: ... if your chicken stick is made from a real chicken. na#
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: Wynn Robins on June 18, 2008, 06:10:16 PM: if you are flying a combat match with your shirt off - and so is your wife.....then you might be
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Post by: Larry Renger on June 18, 2008, 06:23:56 PM: Yuh cain't fly kus the mule was sick and kain't clear the fly'in circle of the cow patties. And then yuh fly anyways. Plus the circle is tilted at 20 degrees. Thu other'un is down in the holler and flooded by the crick.

Besides, the revenooers dun busted daddy's still and there ain't no moonshine to make fuel.

Maw is down with the croup and cain't get out'n bed to gimme a launch. Hmm, must be something we can do.....
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: Elwyn Aud on June 18, 2008, 06:54:27 PM: Your flight box has a holder for a spit can.
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: pat king on June 18, 2008, 07:29:49 PM: Your flying lines are made from an old trot line. LL~

Pat
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: Keith Spriggs on June 18, 2008, 10:51:18 PM: If your starting knee pad looks like this.
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: Keith Spriggs on June 18, 2008, 11:03:58 PM: If the canopy on your plane has a decal like this
(http://stunthanger.com/smf/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=9722.0;attach=31088;image)
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: Clint Ormosen on June 18, 2008, 11:31:38 PM: Quote from: Elwyn Aud on June 18, 2008, 06:54:27 PM
Your flight box has a holder for a spit can.

My flight box, no. But my work bench has several. ;D
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: don Burke on June 19, 2008, 08:02:23 AM: Does this qualify?
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Post by: Bill Little on June 19, 2008, 09:24:57 AM: Hmmmmmmm......

The RNMM is not laughing...................

Mongo
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: Perry Rose on June 19, 2008, 09:59:21 AM: Most of these ideas have possibilities.
Perry Rose
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: Randy Powell on June 19, 2008, 12:28:12 PM: You might be a redneck if:
1) You know and like Bill Little
2) You believe that everything that happens on RAW is real
3) NASCAR paraphernalia so decorates your living room that you can't see the walls.
4) Your usual motto is "kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out", but you'll stop to help an old lady.
5) Both your vehicles have gun racks in the back window.
6) You know at least 2 people that have gun collections extensive enough to outfit a militia.
7) Eveything bad that happens in the world was done or caused by "one a dem d@mn Lib-rals".
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: Dwayne on June 19, 2008, 12:57:40 PM: If your selling a pair of used shoes on Breezepay LL~
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: Leester on June 19, 2008, 01:20:34 PM: If yur biddin on a par of usd shuzzz.
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Post by: bruce malm on June 19, 2008, 01:32:04 PM: Glad to see another of us Rednecks likes Olympia Beer.
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: Ward Van Duzer on June 19, 2008, 01:56:59 PM: if'n your favrite likker store has paper cups in the outside ice machine...
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: Dennis Adamisin on June 19, 2008, 03:53:19 PM: If you like BOTH kinds of music; country AND western #^
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Post by: Kim Mortimore on June 19, 2008, 04:04:49 PM: If'n yore Ma don't bother takin' the Marlboro out of her mouth before tellin' the Highway Patrolman to kiss her a##.

(My personal all-time favorite).

Kim Mortimore
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: Paul Taylor on June 19, 2008, 04:35:20 PM: You might be a red neck if.....you think you need to eat a can of beans to take a bubble bath. LL~ LL~ LL~
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Post by: Bootlegger on June 19, 2008, 04:40:34 PM: mw~ You might be a redneck if you buy a new home and invite yer relatives over to take the wheels of'n it...or as we say in the South of'n "hit"..
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Post by: Harleyman on June 19, 2008, 06:42:14 PM: If'n you don't never warsh yer flyin jacket because the castor smells real purty like.
Ask me how I know.
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: Leo Mehl on June 19, 2008, 08:45:58 PM: Ifen your toilet water smells like Ben Gay You may Be a smelly. HB~> HB~>
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: Bob Disharoon on June 20, 2008, 06:42:08 AM: if you cut your front lawn and find a car......
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: John Miller on June 20, 2008, 11:48:02 AM: If you have new words seldom seen in the narth. Words like "ratcheer" or "widjadidja", like in "put jure plame ratcheer", or "you brought yer starter widjadidja?"
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: Joey Mathison 9806 on June 20, 2008, 06:36:20 PM: how do you tell the differance between a rich redneck and a poor redneck the rich redneck has white walls on his wheel barrow
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: Randy Powell on June 20, 2008, 06:50:23 PM: >>the rich redneck has white walls on his wheel barrow<<

And a girl a quarter his age on his arm. LL~
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: Jim P on June 22, 2008, 12:08:33 PM: Or if you build and proudly fly an airplane like this. Yup-I've also got a insulated beer holder on my flight box-keeps it colder and avoids spills when actually flying.
Jim
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: Bill Little on June 22, 2008, 12:12:07 PM: Quote from: Randy Powell on June 19, 2008, 12:28:12 PM
You might be a redneck if:
1) You know and like Bill Little

4) Your usual motto is "kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out", but you'll stop to help an old lady.

6) You know at least 2 people that have gun collections extensive enough to outfit a militia.

Hey Randy!

Those three are very appropriate......... really.......... especially if you have ever known any of my buddies in the RNMM. You need to come to the Southern part of heaven some time. I gotta couple spare bedrooms. According to #1, you'uns gotta have a *little* redneck in you'uns.

Around here, you might be a redneck if you race pulp wood trucks......... and if you'uns ain't a redneck, ..................

Mongo
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: Ward Van Duzer on June 22, 2008, 12:28:42 PM: Little Bill just said it "You NEED to come....."

<=

We luvya ennyway

Ward-O
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: Randy Powell on June 23, 2008, 01:38:38 PM: Jim,

I have a similar poster on my wall, but the sentiment is somewhat different. It says

Homeland Security
Fighting Terrorism Since 1492
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: Mike Spiess on June 23, 2008, 04:23:05 PM: I have a t-shirt that says that with Native Americans. ~^
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: Paul Taylor on June 24, 2008, 07:17:44 AM: This really happened at one of our get togethers. I forgot to bring lighter fluid to one of our fun fly cook outs. :!

You might be a red neck if ...you ever started a BBQ grill with flying fuel. LL~
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Post by: Charlie Pate on June 24, 2008, 07:56:58 AM: You start off every day with a Buck Owens record .
No tape ;no dvd ; no cd . A 78 ;or a 45 . The 25 is in your overall bib and I don,t mean OS. ::)
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Post by: john e. holliday on June 24, 2008, 08:51:41 AM: I say your a REDNECK when you stop to help anyone in need. DOC Holliday

PS:Do they say oil or awl when checking the engine fluids. jeh
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: Charlie Pate on June 24, 2008, 08:09:28 PM: Quote from: john e. holliday on June 24, 2008, 08:51:41 AM
I say your a REDNECK when you stop to help anyone in need. DOC Holliday

PS:Do they say oil or awl when checking the engine fluids. jehquote]

They also ask if you want a polk for your purchase.
from which comes the saying "never by a pig in a polk.'
Right Little?
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: Bill Little on June 26, 2008, 10:58:12 AM: Quote from: Charlie Pate on June 24, 2008, 07:56:58 AM
You start off every day with a Buck Owens record .
No tape ;no dvd ; no cd . A 78 ;or a 45 . The 25 is in your overall bib and I don,t mean OS. ::)

Mine's a nice *little* chrome Colt 32 auto.

Mongo "just a pawn in the game of life"
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: Randy Powell on June 27, 2008, 09:04:10 AM: Bill,

I'm more of a Sig Sauer guy, myself.
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Post by: Roger Vizioli on June 27, 2008, 10:39:14 AM: Your Flight Box is made of foam and says "Bubba's Bar-B-Q Take-out" on the top.
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: Bill Adair on June 27, 2008, 11:47:48 AM: You carry a Ruger Redhawk .44 magnum long barrel revolver, and an extra box of ammo - concealed!

Much prefer my little S&W 3913. ;D
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: linheart smith on June 28, 2008, 05:19:46 AM: Are we getting off TARGET with this thread?

Linheart
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: don Burke on June 28, 2008, 10:15:22 AM: Nah! Most rednecks would appreciate the sense of security of a 44 magnum Redhawk!
Title: Re: You might be a red neck....
Post by: Leo Mehl on July 02, 2008, 05:27:00 PM: Efen your four wheel drive pickup has 84" tires and you get a pro basketball player to reach yer plane an toolbox without usen a step ladder. HB~> HB~>