So do you want to fly and compete like the 13-time AMA National Control Line Precision Aerobatic Champion David Fitzgerald?
Then you need to eat like a 13-time champion. The food of choice for breakfast? A bowl of Cap’n Crunch’s Peanut Butter Crunch cereal.
Yes folks, I have it on good authority that a bowl full of this cereal will make you fly just like David Fitzgerald. Don’t be fooled by any other imitations, Cap’n Crunch’s Peanut Butter Crunch cereal *IS* the ‘Breakfast of Champions’.
Now for the opportunity of a lifetime. For a fortunate individual who may be a collectors of classic memorabilia, here is your chance to be the proud owner of such a unique and priceless item – The genuine empty box of David’s beloved Cap’n Crunch’s Peanut Butter Crunch cereal. The buyer will receive this magnificent cereal box autographed by the 13-time National Champion.
A certificate of authenticity could be made available from the Deputy Commissioner (self-appointed), and currently, Acting Maximum Leader of the World-Famous Fox 15 Hurl, the Honorable Mr. Brett Buck (though he hasn’t agreed to this or even know about it).
This unique collector’s box can be yours for a mere asking price of $1,000.00. Hurry – I’m sure this will sell fast!
However, for us less fortunate individuals, you can still be like Mr. Fitzgerald. Go to your nearest grocery store and buy a box of your own Cap’n Crunch’s Peanut Butter Crunch cereal Yes, you can be just like the 13-time National Champion ––– David Fitzgerald.
Enjoy,
Dennis