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Offline Ty Marcucci

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Olde fahrts health test
« on: April 21, 2020, 03:14:17 PM »

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« Last Edit: July 22, 2020, 05:56:53 PM by Ty Marcucci »
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Re: Olde fahrts health test
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2020, 03:56:28 PM »
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Re: Olde fahrts health test
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2020, 04:31:48 PM »

  orta makes a fellow wonder how many have those problems..!! y1 #^ :! n~
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Re: Olde fahrts health test
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2020, 04:33:30 PM »
Hi Dave.
No big deal!
I do them all!
Don Boka.
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Re: Olde fahrts health test
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2020, 07:08:33 AM »
Yeah, what if you do them all?  ~^
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Re: Olde fahrts health test
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2020, 09:34:21 AM »
Quote from: Ty Marcucci on April 21, 2020, 03:14:17 PM
Simplified Urine Test.

Go outside and pee in the garden.
If ants gather: Diabetes.

If you pee on your feet:
Prostate.

If it smell like a barbecue: High Cholesterol.

If, when you shake it, your wrist hurts:Osteoarthritis.

If you return to your room with your tool outside your pants: Alzheimer.

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But you forgot.

Go outside and pee in the garden.
If ants gather: Diabetes.

If you pee on your feet:
Prostate.

If it smell like a barbecue: High Cholesterol.

If, when you shake it, your wrist hurts:Osteoarthritis.

If you return to your room with your tool outside your pants: Alzheimer.

If it continues to drip: The Clap.
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Re: Olde fahrts health test
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2020, 10:54:20 AM »
An old timer (he was about 80 at the time) once told me that when he was young he had to hook it under the fence to keep from peeing in his face.  Now he has to hang it over the fence to keep from peeing on his shoes.
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Re: Olde fahrts health test
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2020, 11:10:51 AM »
Done all but the last that avjet said. D>K
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Re: Olde fahrts health test
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2020, 03:21:56 PM »
The story from the old guy I knew said he woke up for years, grabbed it with both hands, and could not bend it. Then, one morning he grabbed it with both hands and bent it. He said, I am getting stronger.
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Re: Olde fahrts health test
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2020, 08:03:34 PM »
Understanding the difference between Preparation H and Ben Gay BEFORE application.
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Re: Olde fahrts health test
« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2020, 08:24:50 PM »
I recall one of our NW F1A fliers pulled a groin muscle and applied some sort of  Ben Gay type stuff after too much liquid pain killer, and got said ointment on his private parts. Since it wasn't me, I thought it was pretty damned funny, but he was in agony.  LL~  LL~  LL~ Steve
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Re: Olde fahrts health test
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2020, 07:57:56 AM »
When I was young I used to think my grandparents were crazy when they said they could feel a storm coming in their bones.  Not laughing anymore. We had a big thunderstorm last night and my right wrist hurt like the dickens for no apparent reason.

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Cuba, MO
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Re: Olde fahrts health test
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2020, 09:26:26 AM »
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since my helicopter crash 1991 Desert Storm....I can relate....bones n joints more accurate than 9 o clock WX report
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