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Title: Olde fahrts health test
Post by: Ty Marcucci on April 21, 2020, 03:14:17 PM

 LL~

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Post by: Dave_Trible on April 21, 2020, 03:56:28 PM

 n1 LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~

Dave

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Post by: Bootlegger on April 21, 2020, 04:31:48 PM

  orta makes a fellow wonder how many have those problems..!! y1 #^ :! n~

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Post by: don boka on April 21, 2020, 04:33:30 PM

Hi Dave.
No big deal!
I do them all!
Don Boka.

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Post by: John Lindberg on April 22, 2020, 07:08:33 AM

Yeah, what if you do them all?  ~^

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Post by: Avaiojet on April 22, 2020, 09:34:21 AM

Quote from: Ty Marcucci on April 21, 2020, 03:14:17 PM

Simplified Urine Test.

Go outside and pee in the garden.
If ants gather: Diabetes.

If you pee on your feet:
Prostate.

If it smell like a barbecue: High Cholesterol.

If, when you shake it, your wrist hurts:Osteoarthritis.

If you return to your room with your tool outside your pants: Alzheimer.

 y1 LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~

But you forgot.

Go outside and pee in the garden.
If ants gather: Diabetes.

If you pee on your feet:
Prostate.

If it smell like a barbecue: High Cholesterol.

If, when you shake it, your wrist hurts:Osteoarthritis.

If you return to your room with your tool outside your pants: Alzheimer.

If it continues to drip: The Clap.

Title: Re: Olde fahrts health test
Post by: Perry Rose on April 22, 2020, 10:54:20 AM

An old timer (he was about 80 at the time) once told me that when he was young he had to hook it under the fence to keep from peeing in his face.  Now he has to hang it over the fence to keep from peeing on his shoes.

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Post by: john e. holliday on April 22, 2020, 11:10:51 AM

Done all but the last that avjet said. D>K

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Post by: Jim Kraft on April 23, 2020, 03:21:56 PM

The story from the old guy I knew said he woke up for years, grabbed it with both hands, and could not bend it. Then, one morning he grabbed it with both hands and bent it. He said, I am getting stronger.

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Post by: David Ebers on April 23, 2020, 08:03:34 PM

Understanding the difference between Preparation H and Ben Gay BEFORE application.

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Post by: Steve Helmick on April 24, 2020, 08:24:50 PM

I recall one of our NW F1A fliers pulled a groin muscle and applied some sort of  Ben Gay type stuff after too much liquid pain killer, and got said ointment on his private parts. Since it wasn't me, I thought it was pretty damned funny, but he was in agony.  LL~  LL~  LL~ Steve

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Post by: Joe Ed Pederson on April 25, 2020, 07:57:56 AM

When I was young I used to think my grandparents were crazy when they said they could feel a storm coming in their bones.  Not laughing anymore. We had a big thunderstorm last night and my right wrist hurt like the dickens for no apparent reason.

Joe Ed Pederson
Cuba, MO

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Post by: Fredvon4 on April 25, 2020, 09:26:26 AM

Joe Ed Pederson

since my helicopter crash 1991 Desert Storm....I can relate....bones n joints more accurate than 9 o clock WX report