I am sorry, but details of our unnatural gene splicing, genetic experimentation, or the ape-human hybrid projects is strictly need-to-know.
Brett
I know that the gene splicing experiments were to be kept under wraps, but don't you find it somewhat suspicious that Dave so eagerly volunteered?
I cant help but thinking that Dave has other motives in mind here. A couple of years ago he said something about what it might take to get
possession of Walter Johnson or Warren Spahn's DNA.
Knowing the way Dave has always tried to bend and twist the rules of the "Hurl" and as smart as Dave is, I think our friend is up to no good.
Just something for the "Hurl Committee to start thinking about.
Larry, Buttafucco Stunt Team