Let’s see if I got all this advice straight:
1. Ken sez to shine on the trike gear, because anyone flying control line ort ta be practicing as if it was the Nationals and therefore has to learn how to fly conventional gear.
2. Keith sez that the proper way to score OT landings is to count the number of times the plane bounces after it flips over.
3. Tim sez that if only guys would learn all the nuances of proper whippage, that bad boy would end up rolling up on the pit area no matter how bad the landing—even if’n you got to yank the dude backwards a bit to let the horses see the barn….
4. Flying Floyd sez that a Cessnose 172 is the same as a stunt model, so the positive incidence in the wing in the normal landing stance o’ that bird ain’t a factor. So on your “everything symmetric” stunter, you don’t need any AOA to generate lift. Just the magical lightness of 4 lb stuntwood….
5. And, if I try to take both Tim’s and John’s advice together, I can land really hot, and keep whipping so’s I can hit the tie-down hardware (or other improvised obstruction at your home field, such as the pavement cracks at ours) as fast as possible, leading to the four foot re-airbornization of said plane, to achieve truly minimum landing points. And, if it happened to be a dreaded All American (as Doc mentioned) and it flipped over, I should shake the handle vigorously to be sure to get each deduction counted for the inverted bounces that Keith suggests.
6. Doc wants to stay in his happy place, which consists of endless Kansas grass. (I’m having green-envy here in the California semi-desert.) So what Larry needs to do is either get some help pulling up his asphalt and planting grass before the rain ends here, or start flying combat with the guys out in gopher gulch—which is allegedly grass--who don’t use no dadgummed wheels and don’t care what the landing looks like so long as there’s no dirt packed into the venturi.
7. At this point I got a little confused, but believe you guys are all saying that sometimes, the judges aren’t going to fork over the big points, just on accounta because. That’s it. End of story. Even if you hide your bounces real good. And the rulebook statute of limitations—even when extended by protest—may not be more than a few minutes, and is definitely not 55 years according to Ken. So while you are landing, you need to keep your good eye on the judge by using Tim’s whippage technique to center up on the judge, and if the judge even thinks about frowning, be sure to start yelling at him before your plane stops rolling because as Paul sez, if it gets written down it’s all over. Beyond ink. More like stone tablets. That’s in the Secret Stunt Rules which every time I pin somebody down on one of them, and I write it down, it gets stolen, or lost or something. These SSRs were covered in my last Stunt Judge Training session by [name deleted, to protect the involved individual] wherein he/she emphasized there were no unwritten rules—but at that point he/she either winked, or had a bad tick in his/her eye and I’m still left wondering when I'm gonna get to see the real rules for top scores.
8. So trying to apply this to my situation, my best hope according to Ted is to build a Rabe stunter, because the awesomeness of the plane itself would be ashamed to put in a poor landing, notwithstanding what the dim bulb holding my handle does. But the part he mentions about the audience kind of makes me nervous…so I think I’ll build another Twister and move the wheels forward a little more to protect the prop from all the bouncing….
Did I get all that right, or are there some more nuances to this trike gear landing deal?
The Divot