Junk yard wars Brodak

[bob whitney]

what are the rules for 2020 Brodaks junk yard wars

[Steve Berry]

1. Power must be an electric Chevy small-block V8
2. Airframe to be constructed entirely out of titanium & a used wad of Hubba Bubba
3. Fuel shall be a mix of Maddog 20/20, cod liver oil, and heart pill (nitroglycerin)
4. Lines shall be a 3-part braid of fishing line, kite string, and the blond hair of a female viking warrior
5. First one to complete 50 laps gets 10 points and an automatic qualifying spot in the 2020 NASCAR season "playoffs"

Prizes will consist of: the above mentioned used wad of Hubba Bubba, a $10 gift certificate to the local Piggly Wiggly, a 1-year membership in the jelly of the month club (the gift that keeps giving, the whole year round), and a chance to learn from the best how to hurl a Fox .15 over 150'!


Note: Obviously the above is in jest.  I have no idea what the rules are.

[Gerald Arana]

1. Power must be an electric Chevy small-block V8
2. Airframe to be constructed entirely out of titanium & a used wad of Hubba Bubba
3. Fuel shall be a mix of Maddog 20/20, cod liver oil, and heart pill (nitroglycerin)
4. Lines shall be a 3-part braid of fishing line, kite string, and the blond hair of a female viking warrior
5. First one to complete 50 laps gets 10 points and an automatic qualifying spot in the 2020 NASCAR season "playoffs"

Prizes will consist of: the above mentioned used wad of Hubba Bubba, a $10 gift certificate to the local Piggly Wiggly, a 1-year membership in the jelly of the month club (the gift that keeps giving, the whole year round), and a chance to learn from the best how to hurl a Fox .15 over 150'!


Note: Obviously the above is in jest.  I have no idea what the rules are.

    Good one Steve! Thanks for the laugh!

Jerry

[bob whitney]

I am on it 

[Jim Mynes]

Bob, Why do you need to know the rules? You’re going to break them regardless.

[bob whitney]

I always say that if u don't know the rules u cant use them or Break them

[Alan Buck]

my quess is the same as last year 

[bob whitney]

they were talking about going back to all wood .no plastic cardboard

[Keith Miller]

1. Power must be an electric Chevy small-block V8
2. Airframe to be constructed entirely out of titanium & a used wad of Hubba Bubba
3. Fuel shall be a mix of Maddog 20/20, cod liver oil, and heart pill (nitroglycerin)
4. Lines shall be a 3-part braid of fishing line, kite string, and the blond hair of a female viking warrior
5. First one to complete 50 laps gets 10 points and an automatic qualifying spot in the 2020 NASCAR season "playoffs"

Prizes will consist of: the above mentioned used wad of Hubba Bubba, a $10 gift certificate to the local Piggly Wiggly, a 1-year membership in the jelly of the month club (the gift that keeps giving, the whole year round), and a chance to learn from the best how to hurl a Fox .15 over 150'!


Note: Obviously the above is in jest.  I have no idea what the rules are.

  Nicely done, sir!!

[Roger Vizioli]

they were talking about going back to all wood .no plastic cardboard

Bob,
"If" you build it at our Landfill, there is more material there than you can use in a year!         

Roger

[Paul Wescott]

I always say that if u don't know the rules u cant use them or Break them

Most of the CL Racers at Whittier Narrows have told me at one time or another:
Version 1: “If you’re not breaking the rules you’re not trying hard enough”
Version 2: “If you’re not cheating you’re not trying hard enough”

Then there’s good old Pablo Picasso...

Paul W.