This is an excellent read!
And he is right about the bathrooms being far away. Give yourself time to get there...... The book reference is so on point. My dad makes that and other book title jokes all the time.
I am one of the poor wayward souls you speak of... and once again we find ourselves wondering still in decades darkness hoping of a better time. But as a side note we do have a more recent super bowl win than the 49ers...
See you next time! If it's tomorrow I will be there!