A little something from Foghorn Leghorn.
"Muscles are as soggy as a used tea bag…"
"Boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball…"
"Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack o' wet mice…"
"Pay attention, boy…I'm cuttin' but you ain't bleedin'…"
"He's so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent…"
"You're doin' a lotta choppin' but no chips are flyin'…"
"Reminds me of Paul Rever's ride…a little light in the belfry."
"What in the name o' Jesse James do ya suppose that is…"
"Gal reminds me o' the highway between Dallas and Fort Worth…no curves…"
"The snow's so deep, the farmers have to jack up the cows just to milk 'em…
Topic: Sunday in La. (Read 287 times)
