I have many, but my goofiest crash story...... I put my Flight Streak into the ground, but it was the stooges fault! I got my feet wrapped up in the stooge release cord. By the time I noticed it, I was getting pretty much out of the circle, and my feet were getting tightly bound up. So I decided to fly inverted and unwind, no good. The rope was already wrapped tight on my boots. My wife was watching, we were both laughing. Knowing it was going down and to minimize damage, I tried to skid it in at full speed....that doesn't work! A million tiny pieces.
Jim