I never liked English class. It always seemed to me to be a bunch of rules that serve no real purpose.
The "real purpose" of English classes was to keep people from sounding like complete idiots. I should have paid more attention myself!
OK, peeves. I have a bunch.
-The "press one for English" is a big one.
-TV commercials in general. I know they pay the bills, but I hate 'em.
-NASCAR=BORING. Everybody knows that drag racing is REAL racing. Long live the NHRA!
-Rain. Anyone that talked to me a the NWR knows how I feel about this one.
-Leather fillets. If it can be found in a cobbler shop, I don't need it on my plane.
-Tippy CA bottles. How hard could it be to put the stuff in a more stable bottle?
-Customers that call me 15 times a day to tell me they're hot. Leave me alone for Gods sake! I'll get there when I get there! Keeping me on the phone all day sure isn't going to speed things up.
-Crying babies. So annoying. It's amazing that my own three girls lived through infancy. Good thing their mother was around.
-NFL refs that call every little foul. Dammit, just let 'em play the game! And "clipping" should be legal.
-Anti-gun advocates. I could do a whole paragraph on this one. But I won't.
-Anti-BOM advocates. I could do a whole paragraph on this one. But I won't.
-Rappers. Learn how to read music, you morons!!
-People that have their face stuck in an i-phone 23 hrs a day.
I better quit here before it looks like I have some problem with the whole world. I'm actually a pretty easy going dude!