Members beware!

[RC Storick]

I got two of these on one day! That makes me a millionaire.. Whoopee!!

GOOD NEWS
Compensation Head Office

I am happy to inform you about my success in getting your winning funds
under the cooperation of a new partner from South Africa. Presently I'm
in South Africa for investment projects with my own share of the total
sum.

Meanwhile, I did not forget your past efforts and attempts to get your
winnings despite that failed somehow.

Now contact my secretary in Lagos his name is DR.BILLY JAMES.

Find below his contact information.

Name: DR.BILLY JAMES.

E-mail: dr_billyjames1963@yahoo.fr

Phone: +234-8024-156-309
           OR 009 234-8024-156-309


Ask him to send you the total $500.000.00 (FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND US
DOLLARS) certified bank Cheque, which I raised in your favor for your
compensation for all the past efforts and attempt in this matter.I
appreciated your efforts at that time very much. So feel free and get
  in touch
with my secretary and give him your address where to send the draft to
you.

Please do let me know immediately you receive the Cheque to enable us
share the joy after all the sufferness at that time. In the moment, I'm
very busy here because of the investment projects, which the new
partner and me are having at hand,finally, remember that I had forwarded
instruction to the secretary on your behalf to Receive that money. So
feel free to get in touch with him (DR.BILLY JAMES) without any delay.

Best regards,
MRS JENNIFER WILLIAMS

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DON'T EMAIL THIS PERSON!!

I think I will set the address out for spammers to grab!! The joke will be on them..

[Paul Smith]

I get about five of those offshore scams per day.

Another good one is the "IRS" email that says you have  a tax refund coming.  Just kindly fill in all your personal data and we'll credit the refund to your checking account (routing number, please).

[Mike Foley]

  Its amazing how many stupid people fall for these scams. There is no such thing as a free lunch. Unless you inherit of win the Lotto. I don't play the lotto and have no rich relatives so I guess I will work for a living.

Never respond to something that sounds too good to be true.  Never hyperlink to a site such as ebay or paypal from within your email. Always look at the web address, very easy to tell if it is the real deal

[john e. holliday]

If I don't recognize the name of the sender it gets deleted without opening.  If it shows up in my junk file it is history also.  Have fun,  DOC Holliday

[Andrew Borgogna]

Doc
A word to the wise, I have worked in the computer industry for 39 years and the truth is you can't even trust an email from someone you know.  The reason being there are so many PCs that have been compremised with "Trojan Horses" and are use to flood the internet with spam emails.  These emails will bear the name of good honest people who don't know their machine is being used.  I know it sound crazy that you can't trust anybody but be real careful.  Also make sure you have good spam filter software (read something you paid for not free) and keep it current with updates, and keep you operating system current with updates.  As you can see I really hate spammers, I advocate long prison sentences for these people.  Yes, I have written my senators several times regarding this problem, for all the good it has done.
Andy

[Dennis Adamisin]

Uhhhh, odes this mean I should also ignore all the messages I get promising to make me ....BIG with the ladies???

[Randy Powell]

First rule is, don't open attachments unless you were expecting them. Andrew's comment about "Trojan Horses" is very apt. Spyware gets into your Windows system and will send out mass emails unbeknownst to you; often with viruses attached. Bad Mojo.

[bill marvel]

Uhhhh, odes this mean I should also ignore all the messages I get promising to make me ....BIG with the ladies???

No, no, Dennis!  That stuff works.  He was talking about the scams... not the real thing!  (Grin)

regards,
bill marvel

[George]

No, no, Dennis!  That stuff works.  He was talking about the scams... not the real thing!  (Grin)

regards,
bill marvel

That plus the ones that warn about keeping you up for four hours. Heck, go to the hospital and show it off.     

George

[Bill Little]

That plus the ones that warn about keeping you up for four hours. Heck, go to the hospital and show it off.     

George

HI George,

That one is a hoot.  My wife has her BSN and has been an RN for over 36 years, so I asked her what they were talking about.  Well, after the whole 9 yards explanation, I told her that if it ever happens to me, inform the neighbourhood!!!!