A VINTAGE STUNT JUDGE AND A VINTAGE STUNT PLANE.
Try to remember that Stunt judges THRIVE ON ABUSE!!!
Here is an old stunt judge....from days, years, decades from the past.
Lets be bold...say EXACTLY HOW MANY APPEARENCE POINTS YOU WOULD GIVE TO BOTH THE JUDGE ON HIS SELECTION OF JUDGES ATTIRE and then the MODEL ITSELF.
I would give :
1 POINT for those horrifically UGLY PLAD STRIPED PANTS!!
1 POINT for not covering his messy hair. (How could he even see good enough through that windblown hair to even see that model he is attempting to judge?
0 POINTS for not wearing a hat. (Sunburn city!)
1 POINT for that shirt that looks like he stole it from his wifes closet!
1 POINT for wearing high heeled boots
10 FULL POINTS for having enough b-lls to wear his wifes sunglasses.
10 FULL POINTS for putting up with all the razzin'-n-jazzin' and suffering through 2 days of the hottest weather that Ted Fancher brought up with him from California.
NOW...LET'S REALLY START DIGGIN THE DIRT ABOUT THIS MODEL?
Let's star out with that overly thick, out of round cowling and unrealistical' exhaust residue....