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General control line discussion => Open Forum => Topic started by: Shultzie on November 26, 2006, 06:51:11 PM

Title: JUDGE BOTH THIS STUNT JUDGE AND STUNTER:)
Post by: Shultzie on November 26, 2006, 06:51:11 PM: A VINTAGE STUNT JUDGE AND A VINTAGE STUNT PLANE.
Try to remember that Stunt judges THRIVE ON ABUSE!!!
Here is an old stunt judge....from days, years, decades from the past.

Lets be bold...say EXACTLY HOW MANY APPEARENCE POINTS YOU WOULD GIVE TO BOTH THE JUDGE ON HIS SELECTION OF JUDGES ATTIRE and then the MODEL ITSELF.
I would give :
1 POINT for those horrifically UGLY PLAD STRIPED PANTS!!
1 POINT for not covering his messy hair. (How could he even see good enough through that windblown hair to even see that model he is attempting to judge?
0 POINTS for not wearing a hat. (Sunburn city!)
1 POINT for that shirt that looks like he stole it from his wifes closet!
1 POINT for wearing high heeled boots
10 FULL POINTS for having enough b-lls to wear his wifes sunglasses.
10 FULL POINTS for putting up with all the razzin'-n-jazzin' and suffering through 2 days of the hottest weather that Ted Fancher brought up with him from California.

NOW...LET'S REALLY START DIGGIN THE DIRT ABOUT THIS MODEL?
Let's star out with that overly thick, out of round cowling and unrealistical' exhaust residue....
Title: Re: JUDGE BOTH THIS STUNT JUDGE AND STUNTER:)
Post by: Keith Spriggs on November 26, 2006, 09:38:12 PM: Schultzie, Have you considered a job as a comedy writer? That was great. Of course the ultimate job for a comedy writer is a political speech writer.
Title: Re: JUDGE BOTH THIS STUNT JUDGE AND STUNTER:)
Post by: Shultzie on November 27, 2006, 06:28:19 AM: THAT IS ELVIS! <=
"Thuunkya; very much!" ~~> :##
Title: Re: JUDGE BOTH THIS STUNT JUDGE AND STUNTER:)
Post by: steve pagano on November 27, 2006, 06:36:38 AM: any body else thinks he looks like Hutch from ''starsky and hutch''?? **) **) **)
Title: Re: JUDGE BOTH THIS STUNT JUDGE AND STUNTER:)
Post by: Terry Bolin on November 27, 2006, 07:41:24 AM: Good Post! That makes these sites fun. LOOK AT THOSE CARS in the back ground. Wouldn't we like to have those back?
Terry B.
Title: Re: JUDGE BOTH THIS STUNT JUDGE AND STUNTER:)
Post by: john e. holliday on November 27, 2006, 08:52:00 AM: I remember wearing pants just like that in high school. My hair do was a flat top with duck butt. See how many kids figure that one out. The cars would be great if the gas prices we had back then came with them. But, time marches on and I wish I had hair again. DOC Holliday
Title: Re: JUDGE BOTH THIS STUNT JUDGE AND STUNTER:)
Post by: steve pagano on November 27, 2006, 09:39:03 AM: anybody know the year of this pic????
and when it comes to the cars 67 was the year of the car!-67 Shelby,camero and who could forget the GTO nothing beats muscle cars and airplanes n~ n~ n~

p.s. not bad for a kid that was born in 89 huh? ;D **)
Title: Re: JUDGE BOTH THIS STUNT JUDGE AND STUNTER:)
Post by: Keith Spriggs on November 27, 2006, 10:50:47 PM: Quote from: steve pagano on November 27, 2006, 09:39:03 AM

p.s. not bad for a kid that was born in 89 huh? ;D **)

Not bad at all. Let's see 1989 I was almost old enough to join A.A.R.P.
Title: Re: JUDGE BOTH THIS STUNT JUDGE AND STUNTER:)
Post by: Bruce Shipp on November 28, 2006, 06:40:14 PM: I didn't know Nick Nolte judged stunt!
Title: Re: JUDGE BOTH THIS STUNT JUDGE AND STUNTER:)
Post by: Shultzie on November 29, 2006, 01:20:15 PM: JUST A WORD OF CAUTION!!!!
LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO THE STUNT JUDGES------AFTER THE CONTEST WAS OVER!!!

So many of the flyers that day were so UPSET with the judging staff....they had Boeing Security stop by and take both BOB PARKER AND I...OFF TO THEIR "CORRECTION FACILITY" FOR CORRECTIVE ACTION!

"DON'T LET YOUR KIDDY'S GROW UP TO BE STUNT JUDGES....
Title: Re: JUDGE BOTH THIS STUNT JUDGE AND STUNTER:)
Post by: Shultzie on November 29, 2006, 05:36:14 PM: I just heard via private message...that GARY LETSINGER STILL HAS THE KEYS...for this contraption that he built to "correct the skills of all stunt judges? f~ n~