Humor section?

[AMV]

Sand is called SAND because it's between SEA and LAND 

I'll show myself out.

Cheers,
-Andrey

[Ken Culbertson]

Sand is called SAND because it's between SEA and LAND 

I'll show myself out.

Cheers,
-Andrey

Sorry, the door is locked!

Supposedly the old Duch word "zand" which allegedly means something that was finer than gravel, but coarser than dust. But I have it on good authority  that "zand" really meant between z land and the "zee". 

[Ty Marcucci]

Then please explain sand mountain in northern Nevada.....it is huge, so huge movies have been  made on it.  The ocean is very far away.

[AMV]

Then please explain sand mountain in northern Nevada.....it is huge, so huge movies have been  made on it.  The ocean is very far away.

The ancient Lake Lahontan was the "sea" on top of Sand Mountain long before we can all remember. 

Back to you,
-Andrey

[Ty Marcucci]

Right and it is not unusual to find sea shells  out in the middle of the "desert".  The great Salt Lake is a left over part of that ocean and it is unbelievable as to the thousands of sea gulls and pelicans that live there.

[AMV]

The world moved on, but those seagulls and pelicans didn't get the memo 

[Steve Dwyer]

What did the dog say when he walked on sandpaper??

[Will Hinton]

What did the dog say when he walked on sandpaper??

RUFF!!

[Steve Dwyer]

Sorry Will, the correct answer is "Rough, Rough" 

Steve

[Will Hinton]

Sorry Will, the correct answer is "Rough, Rough" 

Steve

Aaawww shucks, I never win anything. ''

[AMV]

I can't "handle" automatic doors. 

[Steve Dwyer]

Careful, most of them always sweep away but hey you never know.

[Dwayne Donnelly]

What do dentists call their X-rays?

Tooth pics. 

[Steve Dwyer]

Why was the carpenter fired?   Because he didn't measure up.

[Robert Zambelli]

A few visuals!

[Robert Zambelli]

More laughs!

[Perry Rose]

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