Author Topic: Humor section? (Read 136677 times)

kevin king · « **Reply #750 on:** January 08, 2023, 02:06:46 AM »

Quote from: GallopingGhostler on January 08, 2023, 12:17:20 AM

Close. Everything is good if the colors are right.

Im kinda glad i dont build scale models.

M Spencer · « **Reply #751 on:** January 08, 2023, 05:23:14 PM »

From a 1948 book .

theres two boys , first asks the other , " How old are you "

other says ' I Dunno , Im three or four , i think ' .

First says , " Do you have trouble with women "

other ' NO '

first " You Three ! "

Perry Rose · « **Reply #752 on:** January 09, 2023, 06:13:31 AM »

problems

GallopingGhostler · « **Reply #753 on:** January 09, 2023, 10:41:28 AM »

A few more.

john e. holliday · « **Reply #754 on:** January 09, 2023, 11:04:29 AM »

The last one makes me think of the politicians we put in office to work for us.

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #755 on:** January 09, 2023, 12:00:48 PM »

Quote from: Robert Zambelli on January 07, 2023, 03:55:12 PM

My last post ---------------------

OK, I lied!!!

Here are more.

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #756 on:** January 09, 2023, 12:02:36 PM »

Want more?

GallopingGhostler · « **Reply #757 on:** January 09, 2023, 01:02:09 PM »

Quote from: john e. holliday on January 09, 2023, 11:04:29 AM

The last one makes me think of the politicians we put in office to work for us.

I liked the quote about the cat better. We'll get more action out of them.

M Spencer · « **Reply #758 on:** January 22, 2023, 06:48:06 PM »

From ' Britain from the Rails , almost has me thinking there must be a sane englishmen after all .

George Bernard Shaw , who said of St. Donat's, ' This is what God would have built if He had the money ' .

oops .

Next on the right is an actice RAF base, St Alban . One hopes that handle-
bar moustached Ginger and Algy, when they scramble with a ' Tally-ho, chaps ',
check with next door Rhoose to see if the holiday flight to Ibizais also taking
off. ( And that conversations like this one still go on - Ginger : ' Bandits, seven
o'clock !' Algy : ' No problem, old boy, it's only tea time now. ' )

M Spencer · « **Reply #759 on:** January 23, 2023, 07:47:20 PM »

Anyone for mc donalds ?

Dennis Leonhardi · « **Reply #760 on:** January 25, 2023, 06:33:15 PM »

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #761 on:** January 26, 2023, 08:02:33 AM »

Here we go again!

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #762 on:** January 26, 2023, 08:09:50 AM »

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #763 on:** January 26, 2023, 08:10:57 AM »

Anyone thirsty???

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #764 on:** January 26, 2023, 08:13:07 AM »

LAUGH!

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #765 on:** January 26, 2023, 08:31:13 AM »

Last one (for now)

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #766 on:** January 30, 2023, 05:07:30 PM »

Check out these ignorant scumbags.
They jump in front of a moving truck, get run over.

SERVES THEM RIGHT

GallopingGhostler · « **Reply #767 on:** January 30, 2023, 05:13:37 PM »

Quote from: Robert Zambelli on January 30, 2023, 05:07:30 PM

Check out these ignorant scumbags. They jump in front of a moving truck, get run over. SERVES THEM RIGHT

Another Darwinian moment, I hope they don't breed (they not the cattle).

Dennis Leonhardi · « **Reply #768 on:** February 03, 2023, 02:02:53 PM »

GallopingGhostler · « **Reply #769 on:** February 03, 2023, 08:02:29 PM »

Quote from: Ty Marcucci on January 30, 2023, 06:40:31 PM

Like most idiots,all talk, no real action. Truck driver knew that. Too bad they didn't get run over, then the girls could have gone truly nuts...

Nothing to see, move along ....

I remember 51 years ago, being blamed for the southeast Asian war in Vietnam and adjacent countries,

whilst wearing a uniform just out of high school. The eejits protesting were very much like those stopping the trucks.

Looks like they reproduced after their own.

Dwayne Donnelly · « **Reply #770 on:** February 05, 2023, 05:35:04 PM »

Steve Helmick · « **Reply #771 on:** February 07, 2023, 03:55:39 PM »

Isn't Bob Z. in N. Carolina?

Steve

Dennis Leonhardi · « **Reply #772 on:** February 08, 2023, 07:51:23 AM »

Let's have the wedding by the lake!

https://cowboystatedaily.com/2023/02/07/daily-darwin-wednesday-february-8-2023/

Dennis

GallopingGhostler · « **Reply #773 on:** February 08, 2023, 01:21:18 PM »

Quote from: Dennis Leonhardi on February 08, 2023, 07:51:23 AM

Let's have the wedding by the lake!

https://cowboystatedaily.com/2023/02/07/daily-darwin-wednesday-february-8-2023/

Video from link:

Not the first wedding mistake.

Ours was in an old Baptist church with outdated wiring. Extra electronics for photo/video and sound were plugged into the organ circuit, kept popping the circuit breaker. The musician stepped away from the organ and finish the rest of the music on the piano.

Probably not a good idea to put the wedding stage next to the swimming pool without catch rail, and make the paint more grippy on steps with glass bead powder. Looked like it was the ring bearer who slipped and fell, startling the bride and pastor.

Dennis Leonhardi · « **Reply #774 on:** February 10, 2023, 09:35:57 AM »

I used to watch Evel Knievel, I know what I'm doing!

https://cowboystatedaily.com/2023/02/08/daily-darwin-thursday-february-9-2023/

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #775 on:** February 10, 2023, 02:04:20 PM »

Heeeeeeeer we go again!

GallopingGhostler · « **Reply #776 on:** February 10, 2023, 03:27:38 PM »

Quote from: Dennis Leonhardi on February 10, 2023, 09:35:57 AM

I used to watch Evel Knievel, I know what I'm doing!

https://cowboystatedaily.com/2023/02/08/daily-darwin-thursday-february-9-2023/

Obviously though, he didn't!

Thanks Dennis, that was funny!

That wasn't Evel Knievel, that was Conniving Evil.

Steve Dwyer · « **Reply #777 on:** February 11, 2023, 06:38:42 AM »

The news media was down home looking to interview Marjorie Taylor Green and came across these gals in the neighborhood.

Check out the video!

GallopingGhostler · « **Reply #778 on:** February 11, 2023, 08:48:14 AM »

Other side of Ashley McBryde:

Steve Dwyer · « **Reply #779 on:** February 11, 2023, 07:29:40 PM »

GG.... meaningful! Ever hear of a God Box?

Steve

Dennis Leonhardi · « **Reply #780 on:** February 12, 2023, 09:59:54 AM »

I hope he doesn't wipe out ...

https://cowboystatedaily.com/2023/02/11/you-still-here-sunday-february-12-2023/

Dennis

Dennis Leonhardi · « **Reply #781 on:** February 13, 2023, 11:17:11 AM »

Is this the free parking spot?

https://cowboystatedaily.com/2023/02/12/you-still-here-monday-february-13-2023/

Dennis

Dennis Leonhardi · « **Reply #782 on:** February 13, 2023, 11:19:44 AM »

How to drive through roundabouts ,,,

https://cowboystatedaily.com/2023/02/12/one-more-for-the-road-monday-february-13-2023/

Dennis

Dennis Leonhardi · « **Reply #783 on:** February 13, 2023, 11:23:35 AM »

Practicing for the Olympics!

https://cowboystatedaily.com/2023/02/12/daily-darwin-monday-february-13-2023/

Dennis

GallopingGhostler · « **Reply #784 on:** February 13, 2023, 12:15:17 PM »

Quote from: Dennis Leonhardi on February 13, 2023, 11:19:44 AM

How to drive through roundabouts ,,,

Not as dramatic, but we had someone do similar 17 years ago. Dozed off at the wheel, I believe. Wall his vehicle jumped is about 2 feet high. Video camera footage from Faith Family Church (now Legacy).