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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #700 on: October 07, 2022, 07:59:50 PM »
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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #701 on: October 22, 2022, 06:03:22 AM »
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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #702 on: November 11, 2022, 05:09:03 PM »


UPPER MARKHAM WOMEN WITH HUSBANDS SKULLS .

Now , im all for feminism , but there needs be limits .

This is why we need ' Political Correctness ' . " widows-with-their-husbands-skulls-papua-new-guinea-1930 "

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #703 on: November 11, 2022, 05:26:57 PM »
Western culture does share some similarities.  y1

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #704 on: November 12, 2022, 07:15:56 PM »
Western culture does share some similarities.  y1
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I can relate to that one!  LL~ LL~ LL~

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #705 on: November 17, 2022, 06:26:38 AM »
A dying man gathered his Lawyer, Doctor, and Clergyman at his bedside and handed each of them an envelope containing $25,000 in cash. He made them each promise that after his death and during his repose, they would place the three envelopes in his coffin. He told them that he wanted to have enough money to enjoy the next life.

A week later the man died.

At the wake, the Lawyer and Doctor and Clergyman, each concealed an envelope in the coffin and bid their old client and friend farewell. By chance, these three met several months later. Soon the Clergyman, feeling guilty, blurted out a confession saying that there was only $10,000 in the envelope he placed in the coffin. He felt, rather than waste all the money, he would send it to a Mission in South America. He asked for their forgiveness.

The Doctor, moved by the gentle Clergyman's sincerity, confessed that he too had kept some of the money for a worthy medical charity. The envelope, he admitted, had only $8000 in it. He said, he too could not bring himself to waste the money so frivolously when it could be used to benefit others.

By this time the Lawyer was seething with self-righteous outrage. He expressed his deep disappointment in the felonious behavior of two of his oldest and most trusted friends.

"I am the only one who kept his promise to our dying friend. I want you both to know that the envelope I placed in the coffin contained the full amount. Indeed, my envelope contained my personal check for the entire $25,000."

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« Reply #706 on: November 17, 2022, 10:32:05 AM »
That is a lawyer for ya.    S?P
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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #707 on: November 18, 2022, 10:05:00 AM »
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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #708 on: November 18, 2022, 10:35:40 AM »
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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #709 on: November 18, 2022, 11:40:26 AM »
Enjoy!!

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #710 on: November 18, 2022, 11:42:49 AM »
Let's laugh!

First photo shows Israeli girls going to school.
 THIS IS ISRAEL!!!

They have law and order there!!!
Never had a school shooting.
No police brutality charges filed, either.
If you act stupid, they guarantee it will be a life changing experience for you!

Sounds fair to me!
School girls going to their military training class!!!
Notice the flag in the background... this is Israel...
Where Teachers and other citizenry Carry AR-15’s.
Where it’s mandatory that young People Serve in the Military and they are armed 24/7,
Where They Don’t over medicate.
Where the Murder Rate for the whole country is a fraction of what Nashville Tennessee is.
Where Parents teach respect and values instead of letting Disney and X-Box raise their Children.
Where they Stand for their flag and would defend it with their lives!!
WAKE UP AMERICA... WE DON’T HAVE A GUN PROBLEM
WE HAVE A SOCIETY PROBLEM!


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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #711 on: November 18, 2022, 11:50:47 AM »
Just a few more!

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #712 on: November 18, 2022, 11:53:06 AM »
Enjoy!

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #713 on: November 19, 2022, 06:36:14 AM »
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« Reply #714 on: November 19, 2022, 08:50:45 AM »
Saturday specials!

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« Reply #715 on: November 19, 2022, 08:53:02 AM »
Saturday morning.

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #716 on: November 19, 2022, 09:07:06 AM »
Hey Robert, where do you find all these?  LL~
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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #717 on: November 19, 2022, 06:58:04 PM »
Hi, Dwayne - I have friends in low places!!

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« Reply #718 on: November 20, 2022, 04:07:52 PM »
Hi, Dwayne - I have friends in low places!!

Now that's funny Robert! I agree with Dwayne; "Keep'm coming!"

But, I didn't get the one about the big blue duck?! And the horse on the beach. (?)

Thanks for the laughs, Jerry

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #719 on: November 20, 2022, 07:34:38 PM »
YES!
Twitter.

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #720 on: December 10, 2022, 06:09:43 PM »
CL Stunt pilot starting his car
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« Reply #721 on: December 10, 2022, 06:22:36 PM »
Once a CL stunt guy, always a CL stunt guy

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« Reply #722 on: December 10, 2022, 06:30:54 PM »
CL STUNT PILOT STARTING HIS BOAT.
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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #723 on: December 10, 2022, 06:38:41 PM »
OK, NOW THAT WE HAVE IT UPSIDE DOWN, YOU GUYS HOLD IT WHILE I FLIP THE PROP


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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #724 on: December 10, 2022, 06:59:28 PM »
Water heater not working? We can fix that

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #725 on: December 11, 2022, 04:34:23 AM »
A few, I don't think they were posted here, but apologies if they were. :D

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #726 on: December 11, 2022, 11:39:12 AM »
A few, I don't think they were posted here, but apologies if they were. :D

If a child can operate a smart phone: I'll never forget the look on my moms face when as a teenager I asked her to show me how to work the washer and dryer , she thought oh my son is growing into a responsible young man and wants to help out, yeah right, as soon as I learned how to use the washer dryer I put a sign on my bedroom door KEEP OUT and told my mom, don't touch my stuff.  LL~
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« Reply #727 on: December 11, 2022, 05:25:30 PM »
If a child can operate a smart phone: I'll never forget the look on my moms face when as a teenager I asked her to show me how to work the washer and dryer , she thought oh my son is growing into a responsible young man and wants to help out, yeah right, as soon as I learned how to use the washer dryer I put a sign on my bedroom door KEEP OUT and told my mom, don't touch my stuff.  LL~

My father being a tech-sergeant in the Air Force at the time, WW2 veteran in Combat Engineers later Army Air Force then Air Force (changed from green to blue in one day) being a Catholic Pennsylvanian Dutch was a strict disciplinarian, so was my mother from her Shinto Buddhist side, so now I suffer strongly from having respect for my elders.  LL~

So, by the time I was a teenager, I was running the washer, hanging clothes, washing dishes, washing cars (how I got my license y1 ), folding and putting away clothes, cutting the lawn, etc.

But, I am now collecting both a regular retirement and a military one through the reserves, so, I guess their "harshness" toward me paid off.  LL~ S?P
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« Reply #728 on: December 12, 2022, 12:46:45 PM »
A few more from my semi-retarded friends!


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« Reply #729 on: December 12, 2022, 06:42:16 PM »
A few more from my semi-retarded friends!

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« Reply #730 on: December 12, 2022, 06:43:38 PM »
A few more from my semi-retarded friends!

Thanks Robert! I LMAO when I saw that one of Biden.............

Keep'm coming, Jerry

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« Reply #731 on: December 13, 2022, 03:29:52 AM »

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« Reply #732 on: December 14, 2022, 07:46:05 PM »
OK, Jerry - here you go!!

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« Reply #733 on: December 14, 2022, 07:47:33 PM »
Had enough?

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« Reply #734 on: December 14, 2022, 07:48:36 PM »
Finally!!!!

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« Reply #735 on: December 14, 2022, 07:56:51 PM »
Want more?????

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« Reply #736 on: December 14, 2022, 08:00:37 PM »
Just when you think you've seen it all:

                 


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« Reply #737 on: December 14, 2022, 08:30:56 PM »
Just when you think you've seen it all:


Couldn't help but my first thoughts were:



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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #738 on: January 07, 2023, 06:58:58 AM »
Could ANYONE be this stupid?

   

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« Reply #739 on: January 07, 2023, 07:52:32 AM »
Now, let's laugh!

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« Reply #740 on: January 07, 2023, 07:54:33 AM »
Want more?

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« Reply #741 on: January 07, 2023, 07:56:13 AM »
Last group - for now!

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« Reply #742 on: January 07, 2023, 09:21:05 AM »
Could ANYONE be this stupid?

Amazing, y1 thanks for sharing.  H^^ I think they both only understand a warm bed and 3 squares a day. When I was in high school, the sheriff's office might have given the guy a choice of joining the military if he were local, but then he was a repeat offender in several other states. Military can straighten out juvenile delinquents, but they don't want criminals. Times have changed. I think they both were from the movie, "Idiocrasy (2006)".

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/

Quote from: Movie Plot
Officer Collins has been spearheading one of the US Army's most secretive experiments to date: the Human Hibernation Project. If successful, the project would store its subjects indefinitely until they are needed most. Their first test subject - Joe Bauers - was not chosen for his superiority. Instead, he's chosen because he's the most average guy in the armed services. But scandal erupts after the experiment takes place - the base is closed, and the president denies any knowledge of the project - Unfortunately, Joe doesn't wake up in a year, he wakes up in 500 years. But during that time human evolution has taken a dramatic downturn. After waking up, Joe takes a prison-assigned IQ test and finds that he's the smartest guy alive. Awaiting a full presidential pardon if he can solve one of the country's biggest problems - the dwindling plant population, Joe races against time to solve this problem. But he alienates half the country in the process. Can he make things right and escape a rather bizarre execution? —halo1k

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« Reply #743 on: January 07, 2023, 10:07:42 AM »
Last group - for now!

Robert; I'm eagerly awaiting the next group of funnies! Thanks for the laughs.

Jerry

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #744 on: January 07, 2023, 11:30:51 AM »
You want something really funny, call up a video of Jefferies speech after McCarthy won the speakership last night.  You have to laugh to keep from crying.

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« Reply #745 on: January 07, 2023, 03:51:29 PM »
Funnies!!!


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« Reply #746 on: January 07, 2023, 03:53:33 PM »
They keep on coming!


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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #747 on: January 07, 2023, 03:55:12 PM »
My last post ---------------------

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #748 on: January 07, 2023, 10:59:05 PM »
Is this right?

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« Reply #749 on: January 08, 2023, 12:17:20 AM »
Is this right?

Close. Everything is good if the colors are right. y1


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