Jive Combat Team Christmas Address to the Nation

[Howard Rush]

Efficiency and synergy the JCT well know.
We're centering our overheads on sprigs of mistletoe.

[PJ Rowland]

With Christmas here they ditch the IC
New electric engines are under their Tree
We know what way the JCT will go
That tuned pipe tunnel is now just for show.

[Zuriel Armstrong]

Well the weather outside is frightening
You should never fly in lightning
Once you get a good needle you should know
Let it go, let it go, let it go.

Merry Christmas

[Paul Taylor]

 
 

[Derek Barry]

Well the weather outside is frightening
You should never fly in lightning
Once you get a good needle you should know
Let it go, let it go, let it go.

Merry Christmas

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mark Scarborough]

Howard,,
did you decide not to offer free shipping this year?

[Howard Rush]

Howard,,
did you decide not to offer free shipping this year?

Free shipping.  No minimum.

I like Zuriel's, too.

[Larry Renger]

Christmas cheer thougout the year should be the gift you get.
So swiftly build a bright Sunt Sled and fly for best scores yet.

[dave siegler]

Here is 2


The wind outside is blowing
So my flying time is slowing
Our club doesn't fly in the cold
no one to hold, no one to hold, no one to hold


The weather outside is freezing
And shop dust has me wheezing
The rack of wood isn't big
Email Sig Email Sig Email Sig.

[dale gleason]

Pranged my impcat near Nantucket,
carried it home in a bucket.
 repairs did ensue, again it flew,
 into a storm where lightning
struck it.

B. Franklin

[Jeff Traxler]

          36 degrees,sun,winds less than ten miles per hour.
          3 frigid pattern flights,all were E-Power.(They start in the cold)
          Electric Christmas Eve flying,Oh what a treat.
          No slimey castor to clean,C'mon Let's eat.

           From Beautiful Northwest Ohio,Merry Christmas and a happy New Year

[Will Hinton]

Jeff, whaddaya prime'em with?

[Dennis Adamisin]

MERRY CHRISTMAS back at the JCT

[dirty dan]

With Christmas here they ditch the IC
New electric engines are under their Tree
We know what way the JCT will go
That tuned pipe tunnel is now just for show.

Ahem! My energy supply is still carried in a can, not some squishy bag of mush! And the cans are labeled with the exact fuel formulation contained therein, plus the admonishment "Strictly reserved for use in manly two-strokes."

I will admit that a good bit of this fuel came to me as a gift from Howard although some was purchased and some more was simply stolen. But there is no shame in these acts. Even the latter.

Dan

[PJ Rowland]

Howards new signature :

Is it just me ? or does alot of that sound like being married?

All models over 18 years of age.
If condition persists, consult your physician.
No user-serviceable parts inside.
Subject to change without notice.
Times approximate.
Simulated picture.
Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop.
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.  ( Not always! ed.  .)
One size fits all.
Many suitcases look alike.
Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
Colors may, in time, fade
Slippery when wet.   
Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform
Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
Sign here without admitting guilt
Replace with same type.
Approved for veterans.
Booths for two or more
Reproduction strictly prohibited.
First pull up, then pull down.
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.
No shirt, no shoes, no service.
My Favorite : does not carry cash.


That was hilarious Howard !

[Derek Barry]

Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.

He does live in one of those states....