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Title: Jive Combat Team Christmas Address to the Nation
Post by: Howard Rush on December 23, 2011, 01:00:19 AM
Efficiency and synergy the JCT well know.
We're centering our overheads on sprigs of mistletoe.
Title: Re: Jive Combat Team Christmas Address to the Nation
Post by: PJ Rowland on December 23, 2011, 01:06:48 AM
With Christmas here they ditch the IC
New electric engines are under their Tree
We know what way the JCT will go
That tuned pipe tunnel is now just for show.
Title: Re: Jive Combat Team Christmas Address to the Nation
Post by: Zuriel Armstrong on December 23, 2011, 08:41:38 AM
Well the weather outside is frightening
You should never fly in lightning
Once you get a good needle you should know
Let it go, let it go, let it go.

Merry Christmas
Title: Re: Jive Combat Team Christmas Address to the Nation
Post by: Paul Taylor on December 23, 2011, 08:47:59 AM
 LL~
 D>K
Title: Re: Jive Combat Team Christmas Address to the Nation
Post by: Derek Barry on December 23, 2011, 10:17:35 AM
Well the weather outside is frightening
You should never fly in lightning
Once you get a good needle you should know
Let it go, let it go, let it go.

Merry Christmas

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~
Title: Re: Jive Combat Team Christmas Address to the Nation
Post by: Mark Scarborough on December 23, 2011, 10:25:53 AM
Howard,,
did you decide not to offer free shipping this year?
Title: Re: Jive Combat Team Christmas Address to the Nation
Post by: Howard Rush on December 23, 2011, 01:32:01 PM
Howard,,
did you decide not to offer free shipping this year?

Free shipping.  No minimum.

I like Zuriel's, too.
Title: Re: Jive Combat Team Christmas Address to the Nation
Post by: Larry Renger on December 23, 2011, 02:31:31 PM
Christmas cheer thougout the year should be the gift you get.
So swiftly build a bright Sunt Sled and fly for best scores yet.
Title: Re: Jive Combat Team Christmas Address to the Nation
Post by: dave siegler on December 23, 2011, 08:54:46 PM
Here is 2


The wind outside is blowing
So my flying time is slowing
Our club doesn't fly in the cold
no one to hold, no one to hold, no one to hold


The weather outside is freezing
And shop dust has me wheezing
The rack of wood isn't big
Email Sig Email Sig Email Sig.
Title: Re: Jive Combat Team Christmas Address to the Nation
Post by: dale gleason on December 24, 2011, 09:38:16 AM
Pranged my impcat near Nantucket,
carried it home in a bucket.
 repairs did ensue, again it flew,
 into a storm where lightning
struck it.

B. Franklin
Title: Re: Jive Combat Team Christmas Address to the Nation
Post by: Jeff Traxler on December 24, 2011, 03:04:02 PM


          36 degrees,sun,winds less than ten miles per hour.
          3 frigid pattern flights,all were E-Power.(They start in the cold) LL~ LL~ LL~
          Electric Christmas Eve flying,Oh what a treat.
          No slimey castor to clean,C'mon Let's eat.

           From Beautiful Northwest Ohio,Merry Christmas and a happy New Year
Title: Re: Jive Combat Team Christmas Address to the Nation
Post by: Will Hinton on December 24, 2011, 03:13:30 PM
Jeff, whaddaya prime'em with? LL~ LL~ LL~ n~ n~ ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: Jive Combat Team Christmas Address to the Nation
Post by: Dennis Adamisin on December 25, 2011, 04:17:45 PM
MERRY CHRISTMAS back at the JCT

Title: Re: Jive Combat Team Christmas Address to the Nation
Post by: dirty dan on December 26, 2011, 12:37:21 PM
With Christmas here they ditch the IC
New electric engines are under their Tree
We know what way the JCT will go
That tuned pipe tunnel is now just for show.


Ahem! My energy supply is still carried in a can, not some squishy bag of mush! And the cans are labeled with the exact fuel formulation contained therein, plus the admonishment "Strictly reserved for use in manly two-strokes."

I will admit that a good bit of this fuel came to me as a gift from Howard although some was purchased and some more was simply stolen. But there is no shame in these acts. Even the latter.

Dan
Title: Re: Jive Combat Team Christmas Address to the Nation
Post by: PJ Rowland on December 29, 2011, 04:07:39 PM
Howards new signature :

Is it just me ? or does alot of that sound like being married?

All models over 18 years of age.
If condition persists, consult your physician.
No user-serviceable parts inside.
Subject to change without notice.
Times approximate.
Simulated picture.
Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop.
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.  ( Not always! ed.  y1.)
One size fits all.
Many suitcases look alike.
Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
Colors may, in time, fade
Slippery when wet.   LL~
Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform
Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
Sign here without admitting guilt
Replace with same type.
Approved for veterans.
Booths for two or more
Reproduction strictly prohibited.
First pull up, then pull down.
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.
No shirt, no shoes, no service.
My Favorite : does not carry cash.


That was hilarious Howard !
Title: Re: Jive Combat Team Christmas Address to the Nation
Post by: Derek Barry on December 30, 2011, 04:23:53 AM

Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.


He does live in one of those states....