I do remember incredible excitement and exercise on maidens...

..way in the past

(wing tip/ side thrust related)
Once upon a time I designed an ultra light AMA fast combat and built 2 test airplanes.
13-14 oz.
Maiden on both ended with successful landings with only the center section,nose and tail intact.
75% of each wing panels outer end shredded on maiden.

There was a time that I was intetionaly going to crash one on maiden.
Dad built a super nice Guillows Zero with .045 T.D. with 1 1/2oz or so tank.
I maidened it for him with good old Dacron lines.
Well it was fast....it kept on being fast....it wont stop being fast. How do I stop this thing. Please stop. Thing. stop.
I don't get dizzy but puking sounded reasonable and possibly enjoyable at that moment.
How long does fast last? Stop airplane, please please stop being fast.
Please stop!
I hollered for a relief pilot and out 6+ pilots standing around all I got was laughs and waved at.
Couldn't even get some one to throw a rag in it.
Airplane, Stop or Die!

I thought for awhile on how exactly to stop this eternal infernal thing with minimum damage. Nice Nice little scale model. Please stop!
At this point I was really getting sick( and pissed) and was just about to try removing the landing gear when silence turned on!
I think I sat down and just sat for awhile,. quite, stillness, no blur, a few ulcers. Relief at last!
How long will an .049 run on an ounce and a half?
Seemed like a week or two, probably 20 min?
I should of spent the rest of the day twisting others needle valves but I try to be the nice guy!

David
Trying to move slow now.