Author Topic: ATTENTION ALL MALES!!!!!! (Read 4694 times)

Robert Zambelli · « **on:** June 28, 2010, 09:25:47 PM »

A scientist has finally has finally formulated a simple method of understanding women.

Bob Z.

Bill Little · « **Reply #1 on:** June 28, 2010, 09:28:00 PM »

Looks about right!

Mongo

Bruce Reynolds · « **Reply #2 on:** June 28, 2010, 09:30:48 PM »

I'm assuming that what is shown is the simplified version...

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #3 on:** June 28, 2010, 09:40:54 PM »

Yes, I just showed the hightlights.

The mathematically rigorous version required a panoramic lens.

It's also intuitively obvious to the casual observer that he left out a minus sign, near the upper left-hand corner.

Bob Z.

Wynn Robins · « **Reply #4 on:** June 28, 2010, 11:10:51 PM »

he forgot to carry PMS ...

GGeezer · « **Reply #5 on:** June 29, 2010, 01:20:05 AM »

Its actually very simple, check it out:

Orv.

afml · « **Reply #6 on:** June 29, 2010, 05:02:31 AM »

Hmmmm...

I think I see a mstake in his calculations......

"Tight Lines!"

Wes

Dan Labine · « **Reply #7 on:** June 29, 2010, 05:52:36 AM »

Darn!!!

I understand the math.. Still can't figure out a woman...

Dan

Zuriel Armstrong · « **Reply #8 on:** June 29, 2010, 06:35:38 AM »

My wife told me it was wrong....then to take out the trash and finish the yard

John Stiles · « **Reply #9 on:** June 29, 2010, 06:36:57 AM »

Quote from: Wynn Robins on June 28, 2010, 11:10:51 PM

he forgot to carry PMS ...

One time, before computers, I asked my wife what PMS stood for........

......I said: Oh, I thought it meant Push My Scooter.

Tom Niebuhr · « **Reply #10 on:** June 29, 2010, 07:09:36 AM »

If only it was that simple!

Bruce Reynolds · « **Reply #11 on:** June 29, 2010, 07:40:41 AM »

Quote from: John Stiles on June 29, 2010, 06:36:57 AM

One time, before computers, I asked my wife what PMS stood for........ ......I said: Oh, I thought it meant Push My Scooter.

Yeah, I was told it was Putting up with Men's Something-or-other, I missed the last part

Bill Mohrbacher · « **Reply #12 on:** June 29, 2010, 07:42:31 AM »

Bob,

Yet more clarification:

M Spencer · « **Reply #13 on:** June 29, 2010, 07:48:31 AM »

I think the calculations are only for the finite part.The variables are a good deal more coplex,mathematically.

Bruce Reynolds · « **Reply #14 on:** June 29, 2010, 07:57:27 AM »

Quote from: Matthew Spencer on June 29, 2010, 07:48:31 AM

I think the calculations are only for the finite part.The variables are a good deal more coplex,mathematically.

You're exactly right. I don't see the imaginary part.

Howard Rush · « **Reply #15 on:** June 29, 2010, 08:47:21 AM »

Then there are Asian women. You never know quite what they're cookin' inside those silky sleeves.

proparc · « **Reply #16 on:** June 29, 2010, 11:10:23 AM »

But has he fully balanced the right and the left side of the equation!!!

john e. holliday · « **Reply #17 on:** June 29, 2010, 11:35:15 AM »

Quote from: Bill Mohrbacher on June 29, 2010, 07:42:31 AM

Bob,

Yet more clarification:

Bill, my camera quit when I tried for a pic of the deluxe version.

LL~Now you see what happened. GOD made man. Thought he could improve on it. Then he made a woman and has not had a moments peace since. It's in the book.

Leo Mehl · « **Reply #18 on:** June 29, 2010, 11:44:44 AM »

The seargent around my house said I don't need to understand women I just nhave to do what they say. I guess there will be no calculating around here and no plotting!

W.D. Roland · « **Reply #19 on:** June 29, 2010, 12:36:46 PM »

Looks complicated......................................

George · « **Reply #20 on:** June 29, 2010, 01:21:23 PM »

That formula works if the man gets the last word in.

...And the last word is, Yes Dear...

George

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #21 on:** June 29, 2010, 02:03:05 PM »

Adam said to God: "I'm really lonely - nobody around."
And God said: "Would you like a mate?"
Adam said: "YES!!!! A mate would be wonderful"
And God said: "OK, I will create woman for you. She will be the pefect mate. Always at your side, ready and willing to please you. She will never question you, she will always do exactly as you wish. She will be beautiful and exist for the sole purpose of making you happy. She will never raise her voice and will agree with you, no matter what you say or do. She will worship you".
Adam said: "WOW! Sounds fantastic. What will it cost me?"
God said: "An arm and a leg"
Adam said: "That's pretty steep. What can I get for a rib?"

AND, the rest is history!!!!!

Lee Thiel · « **Reply #22 on:** June 29, 2010, 06:33:51 PM »

P M S = Pack My Suitcase
Lee TGD

Matt Colan · « **Reply #23 on:** June 29, 2010, 06:48:44 PM »

Dang, I've been using the wrong formula...

Bill Gruby · « **Reply #24 on:** June 29, 2010, 07:20:54 PM »

Quote from: Leo Mehl on June 29, 2010, 11:44:44 AM

The seargent around my house said I don't need to understand women I just nhave to do what they say. I guess there will be no calculating around here and no plotting!

The War department says I can't come here anymore.

"Billy G"

Mike Scholtes · « **Reply #25 on:** June 29, 2010, 07:56:47 PM »

Well Howard, I had to marry one to find out. Now our daughter is starting it all over again. Chinese girls they're so gentle, they're really such a tease. She is holding my Olympic in the Classics post from a few weeks ago.

David Shad · « **Reply #26 on:** July 01, 2010, 06:33:49 PM »

NAW...They only used the term "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.

Phil Coopy · « **Reply #27 on:** July 01, 2010, 06:44:58 PM »

WHEN IN DOUBT, CONCEDE.....works better than pick your battles.

Phil

andrew stokey · « **Reply #28 on:** July 01, 2010, 07:20:57 PM »

PMS = Pass my shotgun

andrew stokey · « **Reply #29 on:** July 01, 2010, 07:22:53 PM »

Oh, Ty you married a redhead. I married the admiral's stewardess. BIG mistake.

John Crocker · « **Reply #30 on:** July 01, 2010, 08:31:55 PM »

Here's what all that mathmatics breaks down to:

john e. holliday · « **Reply #31 on:** July 02, 2010, 08:16:39 AM »

Quote from: Mike Scholtes on June 29, 2010, 07:56:47 PM

Well Howard, I had to marry one to find out. Now our daughter is starting it all over again. Chinese girls they're so gentle, they're really such a tease. She is holding my Olympic in the Classics post from a few weeks ago.

A couple of nice looking young ladies. They really enhance the look of the plane. As stated over on that post, that picture is cover material. Have you sent it to Brodaks yet?