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Title: ATTENTION ALL MALES!!!!!!
Post by: Robert Zambelli on June 28, 2010, 09:25:47 PM
A scientist has finally has finally formulated a simple method of understanding women.   LL~ LL~ LL~

Bob Z.
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Post by: Bill Little on June 28, 2010, 09:28:00 PM
Looks about right!  LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~

Mongo
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Post by: Bruce Reynolds on June 28, 2010, 09:30:48 PM
I'm assuming that what is shown is the simplified version...
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Post by: Robert Zambelli on June 28, 2010, 09:40:54 PM
Yes, I just showed the hightlights.  :!
The mathematically rigorous version required a panoramic lens.  n~ n~
It's also intuitively obvious to the casual observer that he left out a minus sign, near the upper left-hand corner.  ;)

Bob Z.
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Post by: Wynn Robins on June 28, 2010, 11:10:51 PM
he forgot to carry PMS ...
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Post by: GGeezer on June 29, 2010, 01:20:05 AM
Its actually very simple, check it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ9L9YBJkk8

Orv.
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Post by: afml on June 29, 2010, 05:02:31 AM
Hmmmm...

I think I see a mstake in his calculations...... HB~> LL~

"Tight Lines!"

Wes
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Post by: Dan Labine on June 29, 2010, 05:52:36 AM
Darn!!!

I understand the math.. Still can't figure out a woman...  mw~ ???

Dan
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Post by: Zuriel Armstrong on June 29, 2010, 06:35:38 AM
My wife told me it was wrong....then to take out the trash and finish the yard mw~
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Post by: John Stiles on June 29, 2010, 06:36:57 AM
he forgot to carry PMS ...
One time, before computers, I asked my wife what PMS stood for........ n~  mw~  Z@@ZZZ ......I said: Oh, I thought it meant Push My Scooter. :##
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Post by: Tom Niebuhr on June 29, 2010, 07:09:36 AM
If only it was that simple!
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Post by: Bruce Reynolds on June 29, 2010, 07:40:41 AM
One time, before computers, I asked my wife what PMS stood for........ n~  mw~  Z@@ZZZ ......I said: Oh, I thought it meant Push My Scooter. :##

Yeah, I was told it was Putting up with Men's Something-or-other, I missed the last part   VD~ :X
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Post by: Bill Mohrbacher on June 29, 2010, 07:42:31 AM
Bob,

Yet more clarification:
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Post by: M Spencer on June 29, 2010, 07:48:31 AM
I think the calculations are only for the finite part.The variables are a good deal more coplex,mathematically.
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Post by: Bruce Reynolds on June 29, 2010, 07:57:27 AM
I think the calculations are only for the finite part.The variables are a good deal more coplex,mathematically.

You're exactly right.  I don't see the imaginary part.  VD~
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Post by: Howard Rush on June 29, 2010, 08:47:21 AM
Then there are Asian women.  You never know quite what they're cookin' inside those silky sleeves.
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Post by: proparc on June 29, 2010, 11:10:23 AM
But has he fully balanced the right and the left side of the equation!!!
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Post by: john e. holliday on June 29, 2010, 11:35:15 AM
Bob,

Yet more clarification:

Bill, my camera quit when I tried for a pic of the deluxe version. LL~ LL~ LL~Now you see what happened.  GOD made man.  Thought he could improve on it. Then he made a woman and has not had a moments peace since.  It's in the book. LL~ LL~ H^^
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Post by: Leo Mehl on June 29, 2010, 11:44:44 AM
The seargent around my house said I don't need to understand women I just nhave to do what they say. I guess there will be no calculating around here and no plotting! mw~ mw~ mw~ mw~ mw~ mw~ HB~>
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Post by: W.D. Roland on June 29, 2010, 12:36:46 PM
Looks complicated......................................


  n1 y1 n~ LL~ mw~
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Post by: George on June 29, 2010, 01:21:23 PM
That formula works if the man gets the last word in.


...And the last word is, Yes Dear...  ;D  H^^

George
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Post by: Robert Zambelli on June 29, 2010, 02:03:05 PM
Adam said to God: "I'm really lonely - nobody around."
And God said: "Would you like a mate?"
Adam said: "YES!!!! A mate would be wonderful"
And God said: "OK, I will create woman for you. She will be the pefect mate. Always at your side, ready and willing to please you. She will never question you, she will always do exactly as you wish. She will be beautiful and exist for the sole purpose of making you happy. She will never raise her voice and will agree with you, no matter what you say or do. She will worship you".
Adam said: "WOW! Sounds fantastic. What will it cost me?"
God said: "An arm and a leg"
Adam said: "That's pretty steep. What can I get for a rib?"

AND, the rest is history!!!!!  LL~  LL~
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Post by: Lee Thiel on June 29, 2010, 06:33:51 PM
P M S = Pack My Suitcase
Lee TGD
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Post by: Matt Colan on June 29, 2010, 06:48:44 PM
Dang, I've been using the wrong formula... ;D
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Post by: Bill Gruby on June 29, 2010, 07:20:54 PM
The seargent around my house said I don't need to understand women I just nhave to do what they say. I guess there will be no calculating around here and no plotting! mw~ mw~ mw~ mw~ mw~ mw~ HB~>

 The War department says I can't come here anymore.  :'(

 "Billy G" S?P
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Post by: Mike Scholtes on June 29, 2010, 07:56:47 PM
Well Howard, I had to marry one to find out. Now our daughter is starting it all over again. Chinese girls they're so gentle, they're really such a tease. She is holding my Olympic in the Classics post from a few weeks ago.
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Post by: David Shad on July 01, 2010, 06:33:49 PM
NAW...They only used the term "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
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Post by: Phil Coopy on July 01, 2010, 06:44:58 PM
WHEN IN DOUBT, CONCEDE.....works better than pick your battles.

Phil
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Post by: andrew stokey on July 01, 2010, 07:20:57 PM
PMS = Pass  my shotgun   mw~
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Post by: andrew stokey on July 01, 2010, 07:22:53 PM
Oh, Ty you married a redhead.  I married the admiral's stewardess.  BIG mistake.
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Post by: John Crocker on July 01, 2010, 08:31:55 PM
Here's what all that mathmatics breaks down to:

(http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g3/Adduckted/Document1.jpg)
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Post by: john e. holliday on July 02, 2010, 08:16:39 AM
Well Howard, I had to marry one to find out. Now our daughter is starting it all over again. Chinese girls they're so gentle, they're really such a tease. She is holding my Olympic in the Classics post from a few weeks ago.

A couple of nice looking young ladies.  They really enhance the look of the plane.  As stated over on that post, that picture is cover material.  Have you sent it to Brodaks yet? H^^