I havent glued my man bits to my leg but I have done something stupid with CA, and those who are smart will take heed.
Ever noticed that most jobs in the workshop require three hands? This was one of those times, hold parts together with one hand, apply glue with the other. Wait, the cap is still on. So being the dexterous person that I am, I used my teeth to pull the cap off. As I got the cap off I must have squeezed the bottle so that I ended up with a mouth full of thin, extremely hot instantly curing CA. I burnt lips, glued my teeth to my lips and my tongue to my teeth.
Thankfully though, there was enough moisture in my mouth that once the CA had cured, I could move my tongue enough, to break up the CA joining my constituent mouth bits and free everything up after about a minute. I was however spitting small bits of cured CA out for the next half hour and spent about a week picking bits off my teeth!