The ol' brittle-bottle burst? I've done that one.
The most amusing CA incident I've had is when I glued both hands to the bench. It was late at night, I was in the basement, and my wife was sleeping in the room above. Somehow I woke her up, which is nontrivial. She came downstairs, got the nitro out of the nearby cabinet, and gave it to me. The amusing part is how she treated the entire incident as routine.