Author Topic: WORDS FOUND ON OLD TOOL BOX (Read 1472 times)

Shultzie · « **on:** May 30, 2008, 02:19:42 PM »

STAIR STEPS TO STUNT UTOPIA

THE STUNT MODEL FLYS THE FLYER
THE STUNT MODELER FLYS THE STUNTER
THE STUNT MODELER AND THE STUNT MODEL
FLY AS ONE!

Although the message on that tool box....is a bit jumbled but to someone like me who still is typing with his left hand and only a portion of his left & right brain in tact!
Hummmmmm? IT ALMOST MAKES SENSE TO ME...SOMEHOW?

Randy Cuberly · « **Reply #1 on:** May 30, 2008, 04:12:07 PM »

Quote from: Shultzie on May 30, 2008, 02:19:42 PM

STAIR STEPS TO STUNT UTOPIA

THE STUNT MODEL FLYS THE FLYER
THE STUNT MODELER FLYS THE STUNTER
THE STUNT MODELER AND THE STUNT MODEL
FLY AS ONE!

Although the message on that tool box....is a bit jumbled but to someone like me who still is typing with his left hand and only a portion of his left & right brain in tact!
Hummmmmm? IT ALMOST MAKES SENSE TO ME...SOMEHOW?

It makes perfect sense to me....but then my brain is probably a little jumbled too.

Randy C

Mike Spiess · « **Reply #2 on:** May 30, 2008, 09:19:52 PM »

Shultzie how many of them pain pills are you taking a day

Shultzie · « **Reply #3 on:** May 31, 2008, 09:29:53 AM »

Quote from: Mike Spiess on May 30, 2008, 09:19:52 PM

Shultzie how many of them pain pills are you taking a day

the pharmacy bottle reads 90 pills...PERCOCET-OXICOTTON

The first day and next couple of nights.. I still have?

? 86 pills left....

My wife works with a lady who's son is in rehab in New Mex. (forth rehab) for the tune of $30,000.00 and THAT HAS SCARCED THE PANTA-LOONIES OFF ME!!!
so with that in mind...I'm back to Tylonal..2 tabs at night. Other wise it's cold turklee

I wonder what the "street value is on these 86 Oxee's'?
Many stand on a street corner on K street or So. Tacoma way....and have a sign that reads...

Will trade PERCOCET FOR GASOLINE! Hummm

429,000

Leo Mehl · « **Reply #4 on:** May 31, 2008, 09:35:54 AM »

Quote from: Shultzie on May 31, 2008, 09:29:53 AM

the pharmacy bottle reads 90 pills...PERCOCET-OXICOTTON
The first day and next couple of nights.. I still have?? 86 pills left....

My wife works with a lady who's son is in rehab in New Mex. (forth rehab) for the tune of $30,000.00 and THAT HAS SCARCED THE PANTA-LOONIES OFF ME!!!
so with that in mind...I'm back to Tylonal..2 tabs at night. Other wise it's cold turklee
I wonder what the "street value is on these 86 Oxee's'?
Many stand on a street corner on K street or So. Tacoma way....and have a sign that reads...

Will trade PERCOCET FOR GASOLINE! Hummm

429,000

Seeing I just turned 76 yesterday it makes sence to me. And my brain is still usable. It's the rest of me I worry about. Oh and I still have lots-a-hair.

George · « **Reply #5 on:** May 31, 2008, 12:48:29 PM »

Leo,

I would like to extend you a belated HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Heck, I'm only 66 and don't have much hair...some turned gray, some turned loose.

George

Keith Spriggs · « **Reply #6 on:** May 31, 2008, 01:12:10 PM »

Quote from: George Bain on May 31, 2008, 12:48:29 PM

Leo,

Heck, I'm only 66 and don't have much hair...some turned gray, some turned loose.

George

Well I am 70 and I can say that my hair has not receded one bit. Unfortunately there is only one hair left.

Leo Mehl · « **Reply #7 on:** May 31, 2008, 05:52:39 PM »

Quote from: Keith Spriggs on May 31, 2008, 01:12:10 PM

Well I am 70 and I can say that my hair has not receded one bit. Unfortunately there is only one hair left.

If that one hair receeds you won't have much to talk about. It's like Snuffy Smith tellin Loweezie about their kid havin only one hair and Loweezie says thats one mor'n you got. It's got to be a bummer washing your hair. One mistake and you will look like Snuffy Smith.

George · « **Reply #8 on:** June 01, 2008, 08:11:43 AM »

Quote from: Keith Spriggs on May 31, 2008, 01:12:10 PM

Well I am 70 and I can say that my hair has not receded one bit. Unfortunately there is only one hair left.

That's the way God intended man to be...otherwise we would refer to it as a hairs cut.

George

Mike Lauerman · « **Reply #9 on:** June 01, 2008, 09:47:09 AM »

I always wear a brown fedora hat. (Indiana Jones wears one too) Some ladies at our church remarked to my wife how polite I was, always 'tipping' (raising) my hat when greeting them...
my wife was quick to reply that I only did that to show people I wasn't wearing the hat to conceal a bald head at 65!!!
I was told by elders that wearing a hat will accelerate baldness. Well, I've been wearing hats since the '60s, and it hasn't worked yet. I have to get haircuts every 2 weeks!
I always wear a brown fedora when flying. Makes me feel like Howard Hughes...