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General control line discussion => Open Forum => Topic started by: Perry Rose on July 27, 2015, 04:42:10 AM

Title: Why?
Post by: Perry Rose on July 27, 2015, 04:42:10 AM

The reason cows wear bells is that their horns don't work.

Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Bootlegger on July 27, 2015, 07:34:19 AM

  And all this time I thought that it was their  "back up" alarm !!!

Title: Re: Why?
Post by: john e. holliday on July 27, 2015, 10:16:37 AM

City boys just don't know.

Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Perry Rose on July 27, 2015, 01:04:53 PM

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he's not going to come.

Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Bootlegger on July 28, 2015, 09:29:20 AM

  The name of the Irish man with no legs is "Patty O'Furniture"...

Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Joseph Patterson on July 28, 2015, 09:44:23 AM

   See what you started TY!!!!
        Doug

Title: Re: Why?
Post by: bruce finley on July 28, 2015, 01:57:00 PM

Did you hear about the peanut walking down the street?

He was a' salted.....

Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Perry Rose on July 28, 2015, 02:38:34 PM

Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay.
You have my Word.

Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Paul Smith on July 28, 2015, 02:46:51 PM

Why to cowboys want daschunds?

Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Will Davis on July 28, 2015, 02:49:45 PM

Quote from: Paul Smith on July 28, 2015, 02:46:51 PM

Why to cowboys want daschunds?

Get a long little doggie

Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Bootlegger on July 29, 2015, 06:08:02 PM

What do you call a deer that has no eye's?  No I deer... What do you call a deer that has no legs or eye's, still no I deer!!!

Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Larry Renger on July 29, 2015, 07:59:33 PM

What do youmcall a frog with no legs?








Dinner!   Z@@ZZZ

Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Perry Rose on July 30, 2015, 04:24:01 AM

Theiyr're.
Take that, grammar police.