The Jive Combat Team Black Friday Address to the Nation

[Howard Rush]

At combat or stunt, we'll lead your loss.
The JCT is still the boss.

[proparc]

When it comes to shopping,the JCT will gets to hoppin!!

When it comes to bargains and steals, the JCT will find ALL the right deals!!

[Randy Powell]

In a galaxy far, far away....

[MarcusCordeiro]

At combat or stunt, we'll lead your loss.
The JCT is still the boss.

Howard

For a poet, you're a good modeler

Marcus

[Larry Fernandez]

At combat or stunt, we'll lead your loss.
The JCT is still the boss.

Everyone knows the JCT is still boss,
and Howard's dog has a most excellent gloss

But this address was weak
not the best he has written
Howard can do better
just as sure as as I'm sittin.

The Buttafucco Stunt Team looks up to this guy,
but now I'm beginning to ask myself why.


Larry, Buttafucco Stunt Team

[Dan McEntee]

   One thing I have always longed to be

   Is a full fledged member of JCT

   If there is any way I could prove my worth

 I could truly be happy, like heaven on earth!!

    Dan McEntee

[Brett Buck]

Howard

For a poet, you're a good modeler

Marcus

  I think he's pretty darn good at poetry. It's not that easy coming up with this stuff on a regular basis, just try it!

    Brett

[wwwarbird]

 Did I miss the Thanksgiving address?

[MarcusCordeiro]

"To try my skills as a poet
Just like requested by Mr. Buck
At first I hesitated
I thought I could get stuck
Then I let the Force be my guide
And suddenly the words started to rhyme
To everybody out there
Stunt or Combat
If you fly against me
I'll kick your...  "

How's that for a first one?

Marcus

[Arlan McKee]

Howard is the only poet here.

To ALL you other wannabes.....just because it rhymes it doesn't make it poetry.




Arlan

[john e. holliday]

Poetry was what almost caused me to fail English class. 

[MarcusCordeiro]

Howard is the only poet here.

To ALL you other wannabes.....just because it rhymes it doesn't make it poetry.




Arlan

You are right, after all Emily Dickinson's poetry didn't even rhyme...
Anyway, Arlan, did you use to bring apples to your teachers?

Marcus

[Joe Just]

There was a young man named Rush
Who's fame came not from a brush.
He flew planes too often, but his fame
did not soften. His skill could not
cause him to blush!

Joe