Its poceedures .
With a motorcycle , before they did their thinking for you ,
It was necesay to follow a drill . to even start the thing .
Storys of Velo's breaking ankles . I aways thought exaggerated - But they have a nast short kick start , so who knows .
A bit like the getting the ' bump ' from the engine , you know its ready to start . THEN , I will look up and around , to see we are ' clear ' .
You dont want someone sneaking up on you and going ' BOO ' I got you ' . Just as your reaching for the needle - as it were ( metaphorical ) .
IF theres NO ONE but your pit man within 50 yards , your unlikely to be distracted .
2 . On Your Knees . When Frozen or roasted , or when I havnt done my 12 kilometer jog that morning

let me see , was it 1981 , was it 2 miles .
Starting the plane on the ground , IF your Kneeling - your not at your most stable . As regards verticality . Standing straight up AT the planes not a good idea . Specially FACING it .
IF you slip , wobble , or the knee or ankle bitches - your pitched forward . And put a hand forward to stop you falling . So Swinging about , as the first move , you can push youself clear .
Rather'n fall in / on / thru it .
SANDING the infernal contraption , on the ground ! , a ankle did the ' go to sleep ' trick , from sitting on it , as I rose agony death and suchlike . Wobble Step ( Numb Foot Ouch wobble No feeling .
So there - sanding On the Deck , Standing up to step forward over the plane , is a ' High Risk ' move . Swing Stepp Clear , Go Around . WHICH is the best proceedure with NEEDLE valves .
SOME of the problem is if your not got your feet firmly under you . As it were . Firmly planted and ship shape . Aten - Shun . ( is it ? )
When we were kids - everybody was used to discipline . and Jump when I say JUMP . Whereas all the degenerate youth slouch and mooch about . where were we .

PROCEEDURE . Discipline . With a REGULAR pit man - your familiar with each others moves . Like Football teams , Fitters mates , or a B 17 crew . So you can / do ANTICIPATE - understand
whats up . With a untried crew , half the time / attention , is seeing and checking ' the moves ' . Untill you become familiar & know the knacks and ways of shuffling about . No Problems .
But if someone NEARBY ( checked it wasnt knear bee , probly is in some places ! SEE ! ) They can say JUMP , and you might bl**dy Do It . Right into the prop . So dont HAVE nearbys nearby .
If sombody waves a ubrella at you five foot off , youd think He's gunna clobber you with it , and Dodge . As it were . Metaphor .
DISTRACTIONS theyre called = Make sure theyve been got clear , or WAIT .
Essentially , your opperating an AEROPLANE . Even if its a little one . If you have a ' drill ' say . WWII Battle of Britain , The Fitter & Rigger were ' On Hand ' , So CALLS were for Prop Clear - Chocks etc .
There were Three Pairs of eyes . The ground crew were the Pilots Eyes , ' in the pit ' ( Rivetment And Getting Clear .
One is ' doing a job of work ' . Like on a Motorcycle - Clear the Mind ( & mouth ) of other intreasts . Primary attention on task at hand , SECONDARY attention ( the Darting Eyes ) checking periodically for intrushions ,
Intruders .
Who Dosnt cast their eyes about the circle , at the Handle , before signalling Release . Unfortunately , flying , casting your eyes about for intruders distracts enormously from the flight precision and timing .
When we were kids , there were Two , you knew , who were observant and intecepted hair brained pedestrians , like a shepherd with his crook . The others just Lounged About basically . The wernt observant of the field outside the circle particularly . Particly as it was the path to & from the beach , in summer . Naw , pram pushers mostly . Strangely the neigbourhood louts were tame in the vicinity , a polite mild intrest . Mannerly even.
Most Peculiar . Maybe they thought we'd gettem . with the prop . Or was it just weight of numbers .
So , Get Clear , get up , get around the Outside , Get Behind It . FOOTWEAR even , Flying Shoes ? loose ones let the knee wobble get underway . instability . A ' standard ' set of ' Flying shoes ' is one less variable .
But if your with someone unfamiliar - run through the steps , get him familiar with the HOLD of the plane & CHECK its firm . New Guys tend to look around as you move - see . as most people DONT usually have people MOVING AROUND close to them . IF you do - you tend to swing around to get a better view , automatically . If your not planted four square - you put a arm or elbow out for balance . If its not your day , the propellors
beaten you to it . You put your hand in its spot . F#*^ S@(# .
Get Clear . get around the Back .
NZ were R C nerds , with a strop over the rear fuse , pegged 6 inch into deep soil . Not FIRM soil . Theyed STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT , and do their Run Up / Full Throttle Checks . Were they aware they had no brains .
Had the all copied the president . Were R C Flyers crainially depletted internally , or was it a Cult . Mustve been some BL**DY reason . Or were they without reason . HABIT ??
So , be AWARE of what you ARE doing . But DRILL , and you follow a safe proceedure . It Not Normal the get chop chop . IF you are not analising what your doing , the MOVES . Maybe trying a few variations ,
you leave room for error ?
Start Up is NOT a ' casual ' proceedure . M' Cycle theres Primary and ' other ' attention . Like relaxed . 6 tenths of full alert . But the SECONDARY should be also allocated . OFF or controlled . Otherwise secondary
considerations ( wots for tea , can take the front seat . And what your supposed to be looking at isnt immediate .
Drill . Discipline . Proceedure .
TThen it wont backfire and break your ankle . Its not mandatory for being a Velo Fellow .

As in - Put Aside , DELIBERATELY - Other Concerns . And See that NONE are about to intrude .
If its a casual pit man , be more attentive patient and check step each move . 1 clear 2 clear etc . To avoid ' surprises . Which we classify as distractions . Self evident . Want NONE . Mind on Job at Hand .
I guess old Diesel blokes being having NREEDED to ' BELT ' the Prop . Have gained the knack of fast finger . Agian . Practised - the belt it through & out , is ONE move . Or at least COMBINEd into one .
If Im on a OFF day , I cant start to get that for them , diesels . Race Ones . Nasty old ones . B*^ ETA's light flywheel . Gotyta get it right to go . This Drivle is derived ,
The ' Bump Start ' Back flick so it backfires forward and starts itself . Light Pre Determined - Fast . Prop Position - likely blade vertical when Fwd against compression .
Right Handed - The Swing - Down and OUT before its got to Ign. The SHOULDER is Going Down , driving ! the Elbows Going Down , and Mainly Back At the same time , also - the Wrist is swinging right .
These combine for lightning speed as the forefinger ( 2nd acly ) Swings across too .

Youve gotta do all that , Reversed , with a %#* Racing Diesel .

PAW 19 , No Nitrate , piggy motor - chewed fingernails , blood blisters and cuts , Shredded from sliding - after a Combat Meet - in School days .
Im not entirely nostalic about MOST crappy diesels .
Its a knack ,
Also a skill .
Like a chuck glider launch - a TECHNIQUE . But it DOSNT STOP THERE . Ones Full / undistracted ATTENTION . Start - Clear - remove yourself . Then ( With Jeff if inverted ) Step Around , Grasp Flying Machine -
Check CLEAR . Rote the B*$ Upright . Re Check - Eye Cotact, nod ( seen adjacent area also . - He has it . NODS . - Release . Step Clear . Around the Back & Out .
Point Being . There IS a Lot Going On . One Step at a Time . * We ALL do it . But Not ALL the time . planes wobble . Wrists pass prop tips reaching from forward . Bad Move . answers Obvious . But inherent laziness
means a stroll to round the backs ; a lot of trouble ( subconcious ) Cop Out self Goes Direct . Maybe even shutting off visually AL but Needle . Oh Dear . like dreaming / cornering on a m Cycle . First No No
A tightening bend . You HAVE to look WHERE you WANT to GO . Cause thats where your going . If you LOOK where you DONT want to go , The D#%^ motorcycle dosnt know that , so itll go THERE . Every time a coconut .
Just imagine youve got the Squadron Leaders beady eye on you . Thatll do it .
You could say the prop strikes a secondary = result of Some Other incident.
Antique old shitters , got your full attention , to drive them . Modern lifes not the same ,
People are used to NOT being on edge & focused on physical exacting tasks .
When they refer to us as ' athelettes , I take it to be insincere flattery .
A Athelkette WILL have ' The Zone ' at his fingertips .
Getting all the garbage well out of the way , gets us a start at ' focused ' . If were that & undistracted . WHY would you stuff up . Physical or mental . BOTh need appliction , to the ' task .
NOT someting otherwise at that time the alligators are most previlant ( metaphor agian . Prop = alligator . Goodnight ! .