Fill In the Blank: "If you would have told me [.....] I'd have laughed at you !

[Miotch]

Mine: "If you would have told me I'd be dancing for joy when I found two sheets of SGM silkspan in my attic, I'd have laughed at you !

[Dwayne Donnelly]

If you had told me people would be flying a piped .76 in stunt...

[Jim Kraft]

  If you had told me we would have to license our models with the federal government, I would have looked at you that way we look at people who belong in those places for people who say crazy things.

   If you had told me we would have to put transponders in our RC models, I would have been running away from you. They always say, truth is stranger than fiction. I am convinced.

[john e. holliday]

If you had told me I would live this long, I would have laughed at you.   Really though I plan on reaching 100 just to needle people.