Well John I have all the coffee out of the key board, or at least hope so.
Do you have any video of that?
I think I knew your cousin.
15+ years back had a couple of friends stationed here at the airbase. Their job was repairing A-10 rudders.
Super glue was used in the repairs and the glue came in pint(Quart?) size bottles so of course we all ways had plenty of it.
At that time we were into flying scale type stuff and some float flying at the lake from the moving ski boat. nuther story...
We were young enough to do a good job of making large piles of empty Beer cans and would meet at one of the guys house where a large bed room was converted to a building room with 3 8ft benches an a refrigerator. The girls had their own refrigerator, in the kitchen, next to the TV. Good arrangement. So we would build all night on Friday and Saturday.
Whoops! this is about a BIG bottle of super glue.
One of the guys would test the bottle to make sure it wasn't plugged by putting it up to his ear and listening for the 'hiss' when the bottle was squeezed.BIG Bottle.
The rest of us never did think that was a brilliant Idea. We were right.
So on one squeeze , later known as the beginning, whoops! he got an ear full...............of glue.
The Beer had us slowed down enough where us other 2 just couldn't stop his finger from entering his Ear.
We tried, we were moving in his direction but he was just to fast for his own good.
The fit of his finger was good in the hole and was at least one good point. a light press fit. The finger wouldn't come back out was even better. Drift it out from the other side? with a center punch?
Hard headed finger eared people only half listen to advice about going to the emergency room or such. Guess if it was my Christen Eagle almost ready to maiden the next day I would probably tried to finish it with one hand and one ear also . One hand in ear is worth something
Needless to say that the entertainment value was at the top of the scale. Hell, just him sitting there with his finger fixed in one place was a good deal. free too!
About an hours worth of loosing servo mounting screws down the fuselage and fishing them back out single handily frustration won.
Well when you see him do this
He really means this
That's when, yes we were to slow again you understand, Beer, his free hand moved with the speed of his mouth
and YANKED the stuck finger and ear meat right out the side of his head.
So we now have a clown with a wad of toilet paper hanging from his ear scraping his finger clean with a knife.
That Eagle flew the next day!
The wives enjoyed the show. No not the TV, they would come running at each chance to join in the louder of the hooting and hollerin from the nights activities in the dungeon.
And A good time was had by all.
These 2 boys were from South La and grew up together flying C/L and managed to stay at same base during service.
After the Base closed they were sent elsewhere and I never heard from them again. Would guess back Home by now.
I miss those boys
Lotta fun!
If you all had as much fun reading this the it was worth the time as I had good fun typing it.
David