EVER SO SHAMEFUL WHAT OUR "G-MAN GRUBY HAS DONE to Mel's flyin' hat!!! He invented the ultimate TEXAS FISHA-MAN'S FISHIN' LURE!
Although a very sad end to a beautiful old flying hat...MAYBE WE CAN GET BOB EMMETT TO SEND LEO A REPLACEMENT BRAND NEW "STETTTTTSON'!!!
SOMEBODY CALL THE GAME WARDEN...CALL 911!!! CALL THE EPA...CALL HIS WIFE! SAVE A FISH