Good old Cabelas.....years ago I bought some pretty expensive sunglasses there. They were "guaranteed for life."
They broke. I took them back to get a replacement. "Well, they are not guaranteed for your life" says the clerk in Returns and refuses to replace them! So, apparently Cabelas guarantees the product for its own life. Once it is broke - well, that's the life of the product! Guaranteed right up to the time it breaks!

It was just like the Seinfeld episode when he made a rental car reservation: The rental car agency would make the reservation, but they wouldn't keep it....
Suffice it to say I have never darkened the doorstep of Cabelas since.
