And the captions are:
1. Oh, for some Preparation-H !!
2. You sure this is not the one with pontoons?
3. Up periscope!
4. Told ya we could get them to run back across the border!
5. Hon, I think we are being flashed by one of the engines!
6. Ya put your right foot in, ya take...
7. Told ya we couldn't jump THAT curb!
8. I know you're wired, but try to relax.
9. At least we're facing East.
10. A foot of snow my *ss!
I hope noone was severely injured in these oops' ...
George