At the time this happened (Feb. 2017) it wasn't too funny... but I can laugh at it now. It goes like this:
I was watching TV in the late afternoon and all of a sudden I was having trouble breathing, throwing up, indigestion, heartburn, chest pains, etc. I called my doctor and he said get to the hospital right away. So I had my wife drive me to the emergency. I didn't think of calling 911. I get there and at this point I'm clutching my chest and was in pretty bad shape. I’m trying to talk with the receptionist as she is trying to get all my information (name, insurance, etc.). Then she said the magical words that caught my attention that I never forgot,
"Have a seat someone will be right with you"!
Instantly, what flashed through my mind was that I could see myself sitting in the emergency waiting room for hours, the staff calling for me and no one answering …. because I’m dead!
However without hesitation, I told the young lady straight up,
“No, you better get someone out here NOW and get me before I pass out on the floor". They did…
Three stents and a couple of days later I was doing much better. Then the bills started coming in. I thought I was going to have another heart attack…. The total was close to $600,000! Needless to say, I’m glad I had insurance. Oh, I did meet my out-of-pocket expenses for the year!
Dennis