New Acronyms

[john e. holliday]

I know it is not model planes but then again some of the stuff I see is a far reach.   May have to start using these to shorten the typing time.  Now if I can remember them.  Oh I will be posting what I have been working on this past week.


Young people have theirs, now seniors have their own texting codes.
 
  ATD - At the Doctor's
  BFF - Best Friends Funeral
  BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
  BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
  CBM - Covered by Medicare
  CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
  DWI - Driving While Incontinent
  FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
  FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
  FYI - Found Your Insulin
  GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
  GHA - Got Heartburn Again
  HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
  IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
  LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
  LOL - Living on Lipitor
  LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
  OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
  OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
  ROFL..CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
  TOT - Texting on Toilet
  TTYL - Talk to You Louder
  WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
  WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
  WTP - Where're the Prunes
  WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil
  GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)

[Will Hinton]

 
LOVE THEM, ABSOLUTELY LOVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Clancy Arnold]

Doc
You left out the most important one!!!

WTBR - Where's the Bath Room
Clancy

[Larry Cunningham]

Do they have a "Cricket" cell phone with a double sized backlighted QWERTY keyboard yet? That's what's holding me back from texting..

L.

"In the next century it will be the early mechanical bird which gets the first plastic worm
out of the artificial grass." -Bill Vaughan

[Ward Van Duzer]

You forgot CRS ! Can't Remember S*** !

W.

[Dennis Adamisin]