Turds! Turds I tell you! Everything get full of poop at some time or another. Bigfoot has to eat, and if a bear poops in the woods, Bigfoot has to also! They have never turned up even Bigfoot turds! Nor alien turds. They have petrified dinosaur turds in museums for crying out loud! If there is one things that I have learned through experience in almost 64 years on this rock, is that sh@t happens!
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY EVERYONE!!!!
Type at you later,
Dan McEntee