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Title: My neighbor across the street...just posted this sign? Humm?
Post by: Shultzie on April 05, 2009, 07:23:31 PM
I know my neighbor Mr. William C Rehe hates my trumpet playing and the sound of an unmuffled weed whacker that I let everyone in the neighborhood use....but??????????????
I wonder which neighbor Big Bad Bill is referring to...if it isn't old Shultzie? LL~ LL~ LL~
ANYONE HAVE A BAD NEIGBOR STORY TO SHARE WITH ME...to lessen my pain? VD~
Title: Re: My neighbor across the street...just posted this sign? Humm?
Post by: Steve Helmick on April 05, 2009, 08:10:01 PM
We know it's not Schultzie. No model airplane engines running in the driveway or dope fumes wafting across the street. Why don't you ask him where he got the sign, 'cause you'd like to get one just like it? Yeah, that should help.  LL~ Steve
Title: Re: My neighbor across the street...just posted this sign? Humm?
Post by: Brett Buck on April 05, 2009, 08:20:55 PM
I know my neighbor Mr. William C Rehe hates my trumpet playing and the sound of an unmuffled weed whacker that I let everyone in the neighborhood use....but??????????????
I wonder which neighbor Big Bad Bill is referring to...if it isn't old Shultzie? LL~ LL~ LL~
ANYONE HAVE A BAD NEIGBOR STORY TO SHARE WITH ME...to lessen my pain? VD~

    No bad neighbor stories, but I have a Dyna-jet you can "break in" at 4 in the morning, or any time someone comes to look at the house. Or a 1.3KW, 15 hz subwoofer and a "Band of Brothers" Blu-ray set.

     Brett
Title: Re: My neighbor across the street...just posted this sign? Humm?
Post by: Shultzie on April 05, 2009, 08:44:20 PM
    No bad neighbor stories, but I have a Dyna-jet you can "break in" at 4 in the morning, or any time someone comes to look at the house. Or a 1.3KW, 15 hz subwoofer and a "Band of Brothers" Blu-ray set.

     Brett
Brett... LL~ LL~ LL~ VD~ VD~ VD~ H^^"BAND OF BROTHERS"   #^ #^ #^PUUUURRRRFECT!
Title: Re: My neighbor across the street...just posted this sign? Humm?
Post by: Paul Taylor on April 05, 2009, 08:59:56 PM
Maybe it takes one to know one?  HB~>
Title: Re: My neighbor across the street...just posted this sign? Humm?
Post by: Brett Buck on April 05, 2009, 09:08:20 PM
Brett... LL~ LL~ LL~ VD~ VD~ VD~ H^^"BAND OF BROTHERS"   #^ #^ #^PUUUURRRRFECT!


  And, if he complained about it, everybody would think he was some sort of Commie, bitchin' about the heroic 101st Airborne Division.

    Brett
Title: Re: My neighbor across the street...just posted this sign? Humm?
Post by: James Mills on April 05, 2009, 09:50:28 PM
Shultzie,

I've got a neighbor next door who rents the house he's in who couldn't understand why I had a problem with one of his relatives parking half in my front yard and half in the road.  I did remain polite and all that but after a way to long of a day at work wanted to let my "Irish" as my wife calls come up and show him a few things I learned as an MP.

James
Title: Re: My neighbor across the street...just posted this sign? Humm?
Post by: Leo Mehl on April 05, 2009, 11:23:31 PM
My neighbors are a herd of illegal Peruvian immigrants that are into yard work. They like to load their truck at 6am right near out bedroom wondow. Then they have these parties into the late hours. Ever hear a drunk Peruvian try to sing? Their garbage is mostly beer bottles.
If I lived next door to you I would probably sell your house. and steall that great sign. You gotta take it easy on your neibers Shultzie. It makes them mad when you use a snow blower before 7 a.m. HB~> HB~> HB~> HB~> LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~
Title: Re: My neighbor across the street...just posted this sign? Humm?
Post by: Clayton Berry on April 06, 2009, 01:43:21 AM
Probably wouldn't put up a sign that said buy my house, it has a leaky roof.

That said, would someone have warned me of Nancy across the street?  Ridden hard and put away wet, or so the father-in-law once said.

Again, that said?  As if I repeat myself?  I'm looking for the sign that proclaims that this is a gun-free household.  Welcome.  Have never been taken up on the offer to fabricate that sign for anyone.  I digress.

Hey, I love my neighbors.  When I found out that Sandra Bullock moved up the road?  I had a sidewalk poured.  We get along fine, rain or shine.

For sale by owner - my neighbor is a babe!  Seems like it would be so much better.  And hey, if you lost your glasses and had had a few Sierra Nevadas and maybe got bonked by the garage door six or eight time in a short period - that'd even apply to dearest Nancy.  Just sounds like good marketing.  Then again, I couldn't give away pardons at a woman's prison.  Appears that only me can prevent wild fires, so I'm busy alot.  Or should be.  Gotta admit, I lay around a lot - thinking of Nancy and Sandra.  And each and every single one of those cracks in the concrete between here and Sandra's.  And between here and Nancy?  A swamp.  A small lake.  With snakes.  A wild dog (that she feeds).  And a mine field.  A hubby that to this day still asks me for advice on his 78 Triumph.  I gave that stuff up in 1993!  It vibrates.  It leaks.  Deal with it!

Time for me to do my own mine fields.  And remember to stay on the concrete on the way to Sandra's.  And always always always smile.  Cheaper than flowers or Chinese take out.  Something to do with home runs, but I'm still working on the ananology.  Likes to watch Airplane and Kentucky Fried Movie on the ol' DVD machine.  Like, anyone could have a beef with that?

Oh, and I flew today up at Goddard with some guys in the SLOW club.  Beautiful weather, and still whittling down that 12.5 / 3.75 APC that just needs a tiny bit more RPM.  I think.
Title: Re: My neighbor across the street...just posted this sign? Humm?
Post by: Clancy Arnold on April 06, 2009, 07:04:04 AM
Shultzie
A friend of mine had similar problems with a neighbor.  He has a World War II British "6 pounder" field piece as a lawn ornament. After the neighbor's complaints he repositioned the "6 pounder" and bore sighted it on their front door.  NO more complaints!!!
Clancy
Title: Re: My neighbor across the street...just posted this sign? Humm?
Post by: John Stiles on April 06, 2009, 07:29:00 AM
I know my neighbor Mr. William C Rehe hates my trumpet playing and the sound of an unmuffled weed whacker that I let everyone in the neighborhood use....but??????????????
I wonder which neighbor Big Bad Bill is referring to...if it isn't old Shultzie? LL~ LL~ LL~
ANYONE HAVE A BAD NEIGBOR STORY TO SHARE WITH ME...to lessen my pain? VD~
No, sorry.............the only neighbor I have is my paw-in-law! He's 91....bout all I can say is that we swap bird-shot every so often, but it doesn't hurt when using maximum trajectory. Now if he ever starts using number 2 common shot, I may have a case D>K
Title: Re: My neighbor across the street...just posted this sign? Humm?
Post by: Paul Taylor on April 06, 2009, 07:34:01 AM
My dad had a bad neighbor once. Some how the guy got into some type of money trouble. The guy did not want to move. My dad some how bought the house then kicked the guy out and tore the house down.

Maybe you should buy the house from the A-hole then tear it down. LL~ LL~ LL~
Title: Re: My neighbor across the street...just posted this sign? Humm?
Post by: Larry Cunningham on April 06, 2009, 08:48:43 AM
Years ago in Alamogordo, my friend Bill Gideon lived next to a family with a
large hound dog named Hans, who would howl late at night when left outside.
It was loud enough to keep him awake, and he initially tried to call them and
tell them Hans was howling (which for some reason THEY never seemed to hear).

Finally Bill got an idea - when Hans started howling at midnight one night, he
got dressed and went out to his shed (on the edge of his property, close to
the neighbors), and started grinding on a 55 gallon drum. When the neighbor
appeared, asking why Bill was making all the noise, he said, "Well, Hans'
howling keeps me from sleeping, so I had to do SOMETHING, and decided to
get this done."

In another "dog" incident, we lived next door to a man with several hunting
dogs, who really never caused any problems. But my dad would blow on the
barrel of his shotgun, and the dogs would start howling, which would disturb
the neighbor's sleep.

L.

"Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." -Serge Gainsbourg
Title: Re: My neighbor across the street...just posted this sign? Humm?
Post by: Steven Kientz on April 06, 2009, 09:06:33 AM
Before my parents moved to the "sticks", my father would play a cassette of howling coyotes if the neighbors dogs woke him up. I guess he figured if he was awake, then everyone should be awake.

steve
Title: Re: My neighbor across the street...just posted this sign? Humm?
Post by: Garf on April 06, 2009, 10:29:43 AM
What happened to my post?
Title: Re: My neighbor across the street...just posted this sign? Humm?
Post by: FLOYD CARTER on April 06, 2009, 06:32:28 PM
It sure is a good thing I don't have neighbors, because I run engines outside my garage, and I have a target shooting range in my front yard. (black powder only- none of that modern stuff).

Floyd