MOJO WORKING TO KEEP STUNTER FROM CRASHING----

[frank carlisle]

My friend the witch doctor he told me what to do-------

" Build an altar Frank," he said. " light many candles and chant this verse, " ooo eee ooo ah ah, ding dang walla walla bing bang."

[Gary Anderson]

Looks like you crashed and burned according to that picture?

[minnesotamodeler]

Man are you dating yourself with that song...no-one under 60 will even know what you're talking about. (Guess that dates me too since I do.)

Hope it's effective!

--Ray

[Paul Taylor]

Frank,
You need help.

[Bill Little]

Man are you dating yourself with that song...no-one under 60 will even know what you're talking about. (Guess that dates me too since I do.)

Hope it's effective!

--Ray

I wouldn't say all that, Ray!   I know that song very well.

[Bob Disharoon]

I think you need an appt. with "Billy G's" therapist...Bob

[Bill Little]

I think you need an appt. with "Billy G's" therapist...Bob

Now, Bob, I can't say this for a fact,...........

but, rumor has it that "G-Man's" Therapist was last seen running through the streets of Bristol, pulling her hair out in chunks, and screaming about a Giant Ringmaster!

[minnesotamodeler]

I wouldn't say all that, Ray!   I know that song very well.

OK...no-one under 56!

[Elwyn Aud]

Better make that 52.

[Wynn Robins]

what plane you trying to save?

El diablo

Lil Satan

Voodoo???   HAHA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[frank carlisle]

My friend the witch doctor he told me what to do,he said that before I fly the LA Heat again I must do two things.

#1 keep the candles lit for at least an hour everyday to ward off evil spirits and frayed lines.

#2 I must sprinkle small pieces of balsa from a crashed ARF on the plane, in the pits and at the center of the circle.

ooo eee ooo ah ah ding dang walla walla bing bang -- ooo eee ooo ah ah ding dang walla walla bing bang.

[Bill Gruby]

Franky;

  I'm really gonna get dated here, I told the Witchdoctor was sung by none other than Sha Na Na. I danced a good many times to that song. Don't pay no attention to them othersa, my Therapist would welcome you with open arms, she's 35, has long flowing red hair, and a very slendaer figure. This is beginning to sound like one of your stories about the"Spider" I better stop. 

 "G-Man"   

[frank carlisle]

I've always gotten along well with therapists. Tell me more. Does she favor any particular neurosis?

[bob branch]

Frank

So what incantations made up the sucessful latrene maneuver. I have seen Frank sucessfully do a slam dunk latrene of an unmentionable aweful flying airplane into the metal trash can at the Strathmore Club site many years ago. Took him a number of, If I remember right reverse wingovers to get it lined up but when he completed it, it was a perfect dead center hit. Fuse went in, wings sheered and followed. It all went in. Say Frank, you aren't still trying to make that engine run are you?

Bob Branch

[Gary Anderson]

Hi Frank, wouldn't it be easier to apply pillows with duct tape, on the wings? You could have foam sprayed just after you took off! I'm afraid with all the candles burning the fire department might come out and knock your plane out of the air. Be safe just use the duct tape and pillow method.

[James Mills]

Man are you dating yourself with that song...no-one under 60 will even know what you're talking about. (Guess that dates me too since I do.)

Hope it's effective!

--Ray

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I remember it too, but from an episode of Alvin and the Chipmonks when I was a kid.

James

[frank carlisle]

While you're all here I'm going to let you in on a little secret...................

i've been building a new plane. A kit Vector 40 from Brodak. I am taking step by step pictures of the build and saving them in a folder. When the airplane is finished  --( this is where my evil plan comes in) -- I'm going to announce in a post that I have 3 days off and am going to try to build a whole plane in those three days. Then every 2 or 3 hours I'm going to post pix from this build. It'll look like I'm working in fast forward.

heh heh heh..............

don't tell anyone one. I want to keep this quiet.

[minnesotamodeler]

You can trust us Frank...we won't tell a soul. 

[Steve Helmick]

I like your little alter, Frank. Where did you come up with the parts for it, or is it Photo-Shopped? If you had that stuff layin' around, you're even more bizarre than I thought. That's a good thing, OBTW. 


Anybody with a NIB Vector 40 kit...maybe it's too late for Frankie's...I picked one up at a swap meet for $50, still in the plastic wrap. Only thing is, it feels like it weighs at least 5 lbs (2.27 kilo's to Wynn) already. This can't be a good sign...anybody willing to weigh their Vector 40 kit?

I also got a NIB Magnum XLS .36 for another $50.  Steve

[Leo Mehl]

My friend the witch doctor he told me what to do-------

" Build an altar Frank," he said. " light many candles and chant this verse, " ooo eee ooo ah ah, ding dang walla walla bing bang."

I never did memorize this song!

[Mark Scarborough]

Steeve, we needs to talk about the Vector kit myman, will ya make it to Mcminnville?

[john e. holliday]

Hey fellows, the wife is teaching "The Witch Doctor" to the grand kids.  As far as the Vector, I pulled the plane assemblies out of the box and weighed the box on mine.  It was something like 4 pounds plus just for the box and associated stuff not going on the airplane.  Have fun,  DOC Holliday

[Bill Little]

Actually, I believe it is "ting tang", not "ding dang"...................

          

[Bill Gruby]

         ACTUALLY YOU ARE RIGHT.  LOL  GO HERE FOR THE WHOLE SONG.   

   



              http://www.lyricsdownload.com/sha-na-na-witch-doctor-lyrics.html


    "G-Man"   

[Andrew Borgogna]

This is very, very wierd.  Yes I remember the song!  Please let us know if the alter works, I have room in the garage for a small one.

[catdaddy]

Man are you dating yourself with that song...no-one under 60 will even know what you're talking about. (Guess that dates me too since I do.)

Hope it's effective!

--Ray

One eyed, one ear, flying purple people eater.
I'm 50

[Bill Gruby]

    You are not old enough, it's --- one eyed, one horned flying purple people eater. By none other than Sheb Wooley this time. I'm 61.

  "G-Man"   

[Bill Little]

    You are not old enough, it's --- one eyed, one horned flying purple people eater. By none other than Sheb Wooley this time. I'm 61.

  "G-Man"   

Yep, which lead to the naming of the Minn. Vikings defensive line of Alan Page, Jim Marshall, et. al, as the "Purple People Eaters".

[Bob Disharoon]

What song did The Big Bopper make famous..?..this will weed out the uninformed    ..Bob

[Bill Little]

Chantilly lace, and a pretty face, with a pony tail .....................

[Bob Disharoon]

Chantilly lace, and a pretty face, with a pony tail .....................just a hangin down, with a wiggle in her and a giggle in her talk that makes the world go round, round , round (anyone want to take it from here?)..Bob

[bob branch]

"with a wiggle in her walk, and a giggle.....!"

Bob Branch

[frank carlisle]

I took my troubles down to Madame Drew.......she fixed me a drink......it tasted like turpentine and looked like inda ink......

[Bill Gruby]

HMMMMMMM

   Love potion #9 by the Searchers, also Neil Diamond,The Beatles and the Clovers. Words sound a little funny Frank. How about these:

   I took my troubles down to Madam Ruth, you know the gypsy with the gold capped tooth -----------


  I think I just got OLDER.   

   "G-Man"   

[frank carlisle]

"I told her that I'd been a flop with chicks,,been this way since

[minnesotamodeler]

"There's nothing in this world, like a big-eyed girl, that makes me act so funny, makes me spend my money, makes me feel real loose, like a long-necked goose, like a--O BABY, THAT'S-A WHAT I LIKE!"
("What?  Will I, what? Will I, WHAT?  Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh, O baby, you kno-o-o-o-o-w what I like!")

Actually  sort of an obscene song when you think about it, I guess that's why it was such a hit...

--Ray

[frank carlisle]

I have started a new regimen of vitamins to improve my reflexes, and concentration so as to be able to fly a better pattern.
Just yesterday my new prescription arrived via UPS. I got a 90 day supply of:

  Jeremiah Peabody's poli-unsaturated, fast acting, good tasting green and purple pills.

 

[minnesotamodeler]

How 'bout an appeal to "Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show"?

[frank carlisle]

How 'bout an appeal to "Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show"?

It rings a bell..........but the light won't go on.

[Bill Little]

How 'bout an appeal to "Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show"?

"pack up the babies and grab the old ladies 'cause everyone goes, 'cause everyone knows Brother Love's show...... "
(Neil Diamond??)

[Bill Little]

Move up the road to the outside of town
And the sound of that good gospel beat
Sits a ragged tent
Where there ain't no trees
And that gospel group tellin' you and me
It's Love, Brother Love, say
Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show"

"Take my hand in yours,
Walk with me this day
In my heart I know, I will never stray"

[George]

But he had timing....a tick, a tick, a tock...timing...  

He wore...tan shoes, and pink shoe laces, a polka dot vest, and man oh man...  

Geez, the stuff we listened to...and sometimes still do.

George

[frank carlisle]

Move up the road to the outside of town
And the sound of that good gospel beat
Sits a ragged tent
Where there ain't no trees
And that gospel group tellin' you and me
It's Love, Brother Love, say
Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show"

"Take my hand in yours,
Walk with me this day
In my heart I know, I will never stray"

Apicture ----

[minnesotamodeler]

Don't go there, Frank.

--Ray

P.S. Yes, Neil Diamond.