Just when you think you've seen everything

[Peter Nevai]

In user guides or manuals some thing new keeps things really interesting. This is a direct excerpt from the user guide for the evolution 60NX user guide.

"Never lick or place any portion of your model in your mouth as it could cause serious injury or even death."  

What?........................... do they believe people will mistake it for a popsicle? Dang that Nirto Castor mix is just umm umm good.

Dang ma! lookit this new fangled rotating shaving gas powered razor. Perhaps they got confused with the famous American Addage "Suck on this!" ?

[Howard Rush]

I don't mind if people lick my airplane as long as they don't bite it.

[Howard Rush]

I know what you're thinking.  No it won't.  I promise. 

[Brian Massey]

Back in the 70's I bought a small dome tent; made in China of course. When I opened the box, there was a sheet of paper labled . . ."Erection Instructions".

My "date" on the camping trip (now my wife) and I read them veeeery carefully 

Brian

[Tim Wescott]

What?........................... do they believe people will mistake it for a popsicle? Dang that Nirto Castor mix is just umm umm good.

It's more likely that someone, somewhere, ate a plane (or let their 12-month old kid loose to eat the plane), got sick, and sued.  All the stupid things you see warned against are because someone out there was stupid enough to do it (or let their kids do it), and was then shameless enough to sue.