Jive Combat Team Spring Pledge Drive Hits Dual Snags

[Howard Rush]

As you know, the only way the Jive Combat Team can continue to bring you quality combat and stunt is through the generous contributions of viewers like you.  Our spring pledge drive got off to a rocky start, however, because: 1) the wife of the guy who builds my airplanes denied my request to provide a matching gift for every new contributor, and 2) those ignorant Chinese kids got the wrong number of stripes on the "Proudly made in the USA" flag logo on the Jive Combat Team tote bags.  We expect to get the spring pledge drive back on track soon.

[Randy Powell]

Thus, why Howard's picture is so appropriate.   

[proparc]

As you know Howard, I am a big fan of the JCT. Now don’t let this rocky start detour you. I know a factory in China that can make your bags and GET IT DONE RIGHT! Not only that, they will undercut your current factory price by two cents per bag. Now get this, they have a bilingual staff on hand that that can bust out rhymes. Not just any rhymes, but the type of JCT rhymes that WE NEED-“Roses are red violets are blue, a P.A. Motor flies better than you” etc.  Combine that with first class silk-screening capabilities, and I think you can see the possibilities.

Let me know if you are interested.

[Les McDonald]

As you know, the only way the Jive Combat Team can continue to bring you quality combat and stunt is through the generous contributions of viewers like you.  Our spring pledge drive got off to a rocky start, however, because: 1) the wife of the guy who builds my airplanes denied my request to provide a matching gift for every new contributor, and 2) those ignorant Chinese kids got the wrong number of stripes on the "Proudly made in the USA" flag logo on the Jive Combat Team tote bags.  We expect to get the spring pledge drive back on track soon.

What happened to the deal you guys had with Jessica Alba?  I really don't need another tote bag.

[Howard Rush]

Thanks for asking, Les, but we don't comment on Jivette applicants until the vetting process is complete.

[Balsa Butcher]

Never mind...

[ChrisSarnowski]

I'd like to increase my pledge contribution by 10% to help the JCT through these challenging times.

-Chris

[Derek Barry]

Howard,

 Please keep the ink lines you offered to bring me as my contribution to the JCT. I could not find room on my new plane for them, I am sure that somebody else will make better use of them.

 And Howard is not 6 days late. He knows that here in Augusta, GA Masters weeks is our Spring Break.

Derek

[Les McDonald]

Thanks for asking, Les, but we don't comment on Jivette applicants until the vetting process is complete.

As a good neighbor to the JCT I would be willing to offer, at no charge of course, my "vetting" experience in your quest for suitable Jivette applicants.
Might I suggest the JCT contact Shakira since her present situation should require some sort of charity work. I could help out here also.

[FLOYD CARTER]

I understand there is a factory in Nanking now making control systems for combat aircraft.  (mail order only, and quantity discounts for over 100 systems).

Just drop one in your NEMISIS and your troubles are over.

F.C.

[Bill Little]

Hi Howard,

As a founding member of the RNMM/AMM I proudly offer our services to the JCT in any way that we might contribute.  Good times are ahead!

BIG Bear
RNMM/AMM

[Peter Ferguson]

I can't wait for the once in a lifetime cd offer, the coffee table book and the never seen before DVD offer. Whose manning the phones?

[Steve Helmick]

I can't wait for the once in a lifetime cd offer, the coffee table book and the never seen before DVD offer. Whose manning the phones?

Pete, you missed the coffee table book giveaway at the last NWSR meeting. They went like hotcakes, as did the hotcakes.