Now that was funny!
Ken
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Thank ya, thank ya very much. It was intended to be good for a giggle. H^^ Steve
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Try this one.
Did we not used to have a humor section here?
Any way saw this on facebook and had to post it here. <=
In case you are having a rough day, here's a stress management technique that has been recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile:Now that there is FUNNY!!!!!! LL~ LL~ LL~
1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the World.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7. The water is so clear you can make out the face of the Liberal you are holding underwater.
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his friend on the trail???
And here we are mentioned.... #^Well, That explains why my flights last about 38 seconds and I keep getting hit in the head.......LOL!!
https://www.chickenwingscomics.com/comics/the-secrets-of-flying-control-line/
ALERT!! The University of Berkeley and The Livermore laboratory , A major research institution, have just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science.
The new element has been named Pelosium. The chemical symbol of Pelosium is Pu. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark particles called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.
When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates MSNBCobnoxium and CNNadnauseum, both elements that radiate orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since they have half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.
ALERT!! The University of Berkeley and The Livermore laboratory , A major research institution, have just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science.
The new element has been named Pelosium. The chemical symbol of Pelosium is Pu. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark particles called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.
When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates MSNBCobnoxium and CNNadnauseum, both elements that radiate orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since they have half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.
This might save you the cost and embarrassment of being arrested for DUI.
As you know, people have been known to have unexpected brushes with the authorities from time to time, often on the way home after a "social session" with family or friends.
Well this year, it happened to me.
I was out for the evening to a party and had more than several margaritas coupled with a bottle of rather nice red wine.
It was held at a great Mexican restaurant.
Although relaxed, I still had the common sense to know I was slightly over the limit.
That's when I did something I've never done before . . . I took a taxi home.
On the way home there was a police roadblock, but since it was a taxi they waved it past and I arrived home safely without incident.
These roadblocks can be anywhere, and I realized how lucky I was to have chosen to take a taxi.
The real surprise to me was I had never driven a taxi before.
I don't know where I got it, and now that it's in my garage, I don't know what to do with it.
If you want to borrow it, give me a call.
This is funny. Makes me remember when a friend of mine called me and asked me to take him to his girl friends place. Seems he had too much to drink and couldn't remember where his car was. She called him to see if he was able to come and get his car as she had driven him home and tucked him in bed and then drove back to her place. D>K
Some body complaining and I'm one of the old drivers. Too many close calls and nothing like getting stopped for a brake light not working or for not signalling that you are moving into the right turn lane. ???
I stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new 2019 F-150 aluminum pickup.
Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive.
I wanted to sense that new truck "feel" before they become old.
The salesperson (a nice looking lady wearing a “RESIST” lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat next to me, describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options. The seats were of particular interest.
She explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
Feeling like messing with her, I mentioned that this must be a CONSERVATIVE truck. Looking a bit angry, she asked why I thought it was a CONSERVATIVE truck.
"I explained that if it were a LIBERAL truck, the seats would just blow smoke up your ass year-round!"
I had to walk back to the dealership but it was worth it.
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What's funny to me is how they contradict them selves and nobody catches on. D>Ki catch on, and frequently it takes me a few minutes after arriving home to pry my teeth out of the steering wheel again after my anger boils over, again
Can anybody tell me what size these are? Tony? I need some just like them! #^ Steve
The malady "Asstrophobia" is when the nerves that run between the eye and the rectum get crossed up and you have a poopy outlook on life.
The malady "Asstrophobia" is when the nerves that run between the eye and the rectum get crossed up and you have a poopy outlook on life.
I thought that was called Anal-rectal-eyetist?
Can anybody tell me what size these are? #^ Steve
Found this at local Ace Hardware. Works great for patching planes at the field.
I was driving down a lonely road
on a dark and stormy night.
When a little girl by the roadside
showed up in my headlights.
I stopped and she got in back,
and in a shaky tone,
she said my name is Mary,
vice squad,
and your under arrest for transporting
chickens across state lines for immoral purposes.
(Sorry Mac)
It's an old Mac Wiseman song that I changed a bit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__rM2VGEYnM
HOME INVASION:That's funny stuff right there!!!
A thief entered a house mid-afternoon. He tied up the woman and at knife-point asked the man to hand over the jewelry and money. Man started sobbing and said,
“You can take anything you want. You can kill me also. But please untie the rope and free her.”
Thief: “You must really love your wife!”
Man: “No, but she will be home shortly”.
The most humorous thing this week:
Ann Coulter calling Trump the biggest wimp to ever be president and calling herself a stupid girl because she voted for a “lying con man”. Now THAT’S funny!!!
Nancy Pelosi built a wall and Trump ran right into it...
That was not a wall, it was empty Botox containers.
Ken
Not funny but I think all politicians who don't go for building the wall should be required to tear down the walls around their properties. Check history, Clinton started a bill that Obama signed into law and now Trump is getting blasted for wanting to enforce it. S?P
So…the husband comes home and finds his wife packing her suitcase.
“Where are you going?”, he asks.
She says, “I’ve just watched a show on the t.v. and they said that as a prostitute in Toronto I can earn $400.00 a pop for what I’ve been giving away to you for free all these years!”
Hearing this the husband goes to the closet and grabs his suitcase and begins packing.
She sees this and asks, “Where the hell do you think you’re going?”
He says, “I’m going to Toronto with you. I wanna see how you live on $800.00 a year!”
They’ve caught more people on the terror watch list coming in from Canada than Mexico. Why no suggestion of a wall on the northern border? As far as undocumented migrants from the south I’ve been working with them my entire adult life. At the lower end of the pay scale their work ethic is far superior to any natural born Caucasian citizen I’ve ever worked with. Undocumented immigrants are here because we want them to do the jobs most Americans feel they are above. If we didn’t want them here enough to make them a vital part of our economy they wouldn’t be here. For what it’s worth if you lost your job to someone with a third grade education that can’t speak English it’s your own damn fault.
As far as illegal drugs coming across the border find a way to make American citizens stop being the single most lucrative market and the flow will stop.
Some times the truth is funny S?P
Be very careful what you post here. If you dare to criticize The Donald, you will get jumped on and thrashed.
Be very careful what you post here. If you dare to criticize The Donald, you will get jumped on and thrashed.
Don't like politics on a model site and most definitely not on my threads, but this here deserves a big amen and thanks. It truly amazes me how many sane rational adults are so naive to think that the wall will do something to slow down the amount of drugs entering the Country, it won't, not one bit, as long as the demand is there the dealers will just find another way. The end.
They’ve caught more people on the terror watch list coming in from Canada than Mexico. Why no suggestion of a wall on the northern border? As far as undocumented migrants from the south I’ve been working with them my entire adult life. At the lower end of the pay scale their work ethic is far superior to any natural born Caucasian citizen I’ve ever worked with. Undocumented immigrants are here because we want them to do the jobs most Americans feel they are above. If we didn’t want them here enough to make them a vital part of our economy they wouldn’t be here. For what it’s worth if you lost your job to someone with a third grade education that can’t speak English it’s your own damn fault.
As far as illegal drugs coming across the border find a way to make American citizens stop being the single most lucrative market and the flow will stop.
New Hampshire weather man. Danger, rough language.
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These I laugh and cringe at as I wonder where she got her education.ROFLMAO!!!!!! That's seriously the funniest thing I've seen in a long time!!
I take it you are not a progressive. LL~ LL~ LL~ H^^
These I laugh and cringe at as I wonder where she got her education.
She will revise that in 10 years when she reaches puberty.LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~
Ken
Does that mean I believe people should work for what they get. The rich didn't get where they are taking hand outs. Had a teacher that told us that during the depression they would report to soup station and were handed a broom. Had to sweep an alley or side walk or pick up trash before they could get a bowl of soup. D>K
You should read all the CRAP she's troweling out.
Check out the new green deal she's proposing.
Sad truth is, the moron democraps are supporting her, even though she's as dumb as a box of rocks.
And, by the way, the world will end in twelve years.
Spring pops up and three little Moles decide to check things out. The first Mole crawls up the hole and says, "I smell daffodils and the sun on my nose". Second Mole crawls up , sticks out his nose and says" AH, yes fresh grass and petunias too". The third little mole crawls up and gets stuck and says, "All I smell is molasses". H^^
.No kidding, right???
Here's a real joke.
A true statement made by this liberal lesbian LOSER.
And, she gets paid SEVEN MILLION dollars a year.
Look at the photo and check out the youtube video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3teYvgMsNXk
ps - I'm waiting for the liberals on this site to defend her!
Ps. That video is 3 years old.
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Now we are back to regulat time. I wish they would leave it alone.
I had the displeasure of watching the tv show "Treasure of Oak Island" over the Thanksgiving holiday. Nothing else to do. They finally found the treasure box. It was down 300 feet with all kinds of traps and flood tunnels with "14th century" (every thing they find is labeled 14th century) railroad spikes, carved stones and coconut logs with a Yellawood tag. They had a grand opening at their "war room" at the end of the show. One of the brothers opened the chest and took out a piece of paper. It was Obama's birth certificate. Watch for it on EBAY.
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? ;D #^ y1Astrohoof!
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? ;D #^ y1I know, but I won't say it, I'll just say tis the season. LL~
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? ;D #^ y1
Well, now that the town of Dildo has been put on the international map, they can pretty much kiss their previous way of life good bye.
Perhaps the fad will pass... but it will have its impact.
I like living in Nowhere, OK and don't ever want it to become internationally renown for anything.
Andre
Money can't buy navigational skills!! LL~ LL~ LL~
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Uncle Fester.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEs7sGzSzv0
Dangerous Hicks doing something new. Bluegrass or blue/blackgrass.
The song was funny enough, but why were those ol' boys playing three different tunes? That was awful! y1 SteveI too thought it was funny and challenging for them to be able to do just that! I liked it … but then I have a weird sense humor anyway!
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?😂😂LL~ LL~ Good one!
For a pretty select audience.Kid at Best Buy tried to convince me that a VGA to HDMI adapter is the same as a HDMI to VGA. You just turn it around.
Model engine quiz. Which of the following is not a model engine?
A. McCoy .19
B. Fox .19
C. K&B .19
D. Covid 19
E. None of the above.
F. All of the above.
Bob I get it.....but......that really is more disturbing than funny.....The capitol of Texas, Austin, city council voted to defund police......Texas!!!Fred, the anti gun crowds have said this for years. In the 80’s when Florida legalized concealed carry I recall the news stories proclaiming that Miami was going to become the OK Corral.
Ant they said if we got concealed guns Texas would be like wild wild west.......seems to me the left is hustling that potential reality along
It never happens the way the left says, and it doesn’t matter what the subject matter is, they just don’t understand reality.
Fred, the anti gun crowds have said this for years. In the 80’s when Florida legalized concealed carry I recall the news stories proclaiming that Miami was going to become the OK Corral.So true about not knowing if the intended victim is armed or not. I remember a story of a young girl home alone when a couple of thugs started to break into the house. She ran up stairs to where her dad kept the shot guns and were loaded. Yes she was trained on the use of them. When she got the guns and to the top of the stairs the thugs had broke in. One stated up the stairs and was immediately shot. The second one made it back to the front door when the second shot was made. Then she called the local sheriff as this was out in the country. Naturally the defense lawyers wanted her tried for attempted murder as the one in the house was dead and the other was out side with his legs mangled up from the shot. Some how her Dad got a good lawyer and got her cleared of all charges. The thug that lost the use of his legs got a couple of years for attempted robbery/break in. But, I want to see what these idiots are going to do when they need a police man and the officers say you are on your own for not supporting us. But, I guess the defense lawyers have to make a living making the police look bad when a person dies while resisting arrest. I think they must be guilty if they don't want to be arrested. How many policemen have to die before the public wakes up to the fact they are trying to do their job. S?P
It never happens the way the left says, and it doesn’t matter what the subject matter is, they just don’t understand reality.
Arm the people and crime always declines. The criminal does not fear the law, they do not fear the police and they do not fear the courts, so they must be taught to fear you. Only the uncertainty of not knowing if the homeowner on the other side of the door is armed, and if entry will seriously jeopardize their life, will ever truly keep them at
bay.
Gary
If women are so good at multitasking how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
This cracks me up!
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.
In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"
And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
I hope it makes you feel better. I will never see my angel quite the same ever again. %^@ LL~
When four of Santa's elves got sick,LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~
Hi. Which way to appearance judging?
Would you buy your beef here???????????????????????
Anyone for the Covid-19 shots?
Buying another kit?
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You know my wife always gave me a hard time about my hobby, always buying a kit or plane, always going out flying, always going to club meetings. I retired 3 months ago and she bought me a plane. Get out of the house!! LL~
Why do all the other posts have the latest posts at the top and this one at the end?
Whut? LL~ Steve
Use the go down button. H^^
Well, That's a surprise Where else would they hide them, up a tree?
You have to consider where the reporter was educated. D>K
The resemblance was so striking I had to post it. No political statement intended.
The resemblance was so striking I had to post it. No political statement intended.
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What day is today?? Nope...Guess again! #^ Not even close! HB~> OK... I'll tell you..... NATIONAL STAR WARS DAY! #^ May the 4th be with you! LL~ LL~ VD~
"Real Programmers survive on Twinkies and coffee." There's where I messed up..... My mainstay was Beer & Cheese Popcorn! VD~ Did have fun times with the PDP4 computer at the Pittsburgh Institute of Technology.
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Spagthorpe Maintenance Bulletins
The Dangers of Synthetic Motor Oil
Beware of synthetic oil! It can do terrible things to you and your beloved motorcycle. It will not only leak out of your engine faster than you can put it in, but it will also cause your oil filter to clog and implode, dumping debris and dirt into your lubrication system. It also will make every part of your bike permanently slippery because of its linear molecular chain dispersion action. Then it will leak onto your kickstand causing it to retract automatically, dropping your bike on the ground! But that’s not all...
Synthetic oil will round off your gears and spin your bearings. It will also splatter onto your seat causing your girlfriend to fall off in the apex of a turn and she'll never ride with you again. Synthetic oil coats your sight window and your timing window with a whitish pro-emulsification additive that is both non-removable and highly corrosive. Synthetic oil will completely leak onto the ground overnight and your dog will drink it and die.
Synthetic oil will wear out your tires and make your battery leak. It will give you the desperate need to urinate after you put your full leathers on and then jam your zippers shut. It will contaminate your gasoline causing your bike to stall on railroad tracks and accelerate uncontrollably near police cars. It will make it rain during rallies and on weekends. It will lubricate four timing belts causing them to jump teeth and break your valves to bits. Synthetic oil chemically weakens desmodromic valves and causes the clearances to change every six miles. Then it melts the black soles of your riding boots night before you walk across your new carpeting.
While riding past groups of attractive women it will cause both of your handlebar grips to slip off at the same time so you smash your windscreen with the bridge of your nose. It also causes your swingarm to crack, your studs to break, and your rotors to warp, and then it voids your warranty by changing your odometer reading to 55,555. It also dries out your wetclutch and wets your dryclutch. It makes your clutch slave cylinder seal fail in the heaviest traffic on the hottest day of the year while putting an angry wasp in your helmet for good measure.
Synthetic oil hides your 13mm socket and puts superglue on your earplugs. Synthetic oil will scratch your faceshield and make your gloves shrink two sizes night before trackday. Synthetic oil stole your neutral and sold it to the Chinese for £1.25. Synthetic oil will make you grow a tail. Synthetic oil will write long crazy e-mails to your Internet friends and then sign your name at the bottom!
Gleaned from numerous Internet sources.
www.spagthorpe.com
And finally!
Yeah, sad to say that there are morons who really believe that gun confiscation will end crime.
To quote that ignorant bitc* pelosi, "If we make guns illegal, the criminals will all turn in their guns and there'll be no more crime". YES, I actually heard her say that on a recorded video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fONp7PjHLlg&t=2s
I thought this was funny. D>K
Let's LAUGH!!!!!!
BASEBALL!
A simple explanation
I've heard interviews with some top-notch players and many of them sounded about as dumb as a box of rocks!
We are rapidly approaching the situation where all 50 states will have governors who are either retired sports figures or old movie stars..
"We are rapidly approaching the situation where all 50 states will have governors who are either retired sports figures or old movie stars.."
And the liberal jackasses that vote for them are too stupid to realize it!
Bob Z.
But my observation also includes Republican elected officials. You see, not everyone is a flaming Liberal, as some like to believe.
Just when you think you've seen it all!!!
Go to 2:00.
Oh please, hope they don't vote!
Just when you think you've seen it all!!!
Go to 2:00.
Oh please, hope they don't vote!
It's a skit from Tic Toc here's part 2, it's water.
https://www.tiktok.com/@joshandlisa/video/6946999341810814214
It's a skit from Tic Toc, it's water.
Not the entire video...
It's a skit from Tic Toc, it's water.
Not the entire video...
True enough and yes they probably do vote. ~^
All votes count!Just when you think you've seen it all!!! Go to 2:00.Oh please, hope they don't vote!
Groaner of the day...
Anyone hungry??????No thanks. Ever since our hobby became a sport Ive been alot more careful of what I eat.
More!
OK, a few more!
OK, a few more!in the 70's that glider was 20 years old! I had my first one when I was 4!
Bob, you are going to have get to building again. ai do like them though. D>K
5 more.
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Grizzly bear @#$% has bells in it and smells like pepper.
Still need some laughs?
The instrument panel is on the wrong side!
Al knows it. And yes, it holds true on Leap Years, under the "about" clause. y1 Steve
One may not be funny but the second one is me during the night. Average 2 hours of sleep between. D>KLL~ LL~ LL~
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An atheist was seated next to a dusty old cowboy on an airplane and he turned to him and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”LL~ LL~ LL~
The old cowboy, who had just started to read his book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.
“Okay,” the old cowboy said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”
The atheist, visibly surprised by the old cowboy's intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which the cowboy replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know s#!t?”
H^^
Texas Wind - I am constantly being criticized for missing the wind. Maybe this is why!
Ken
Even though it is humor to some it is sad to me that 99% of it is true. D>KThe memes are the 20th Century nursery rhymes. Then, the chat circles were the various local taverns where the "conspiracy theorists" met. %^@
One of life’s great puzzles: They are the Three Musketeers. Why are there four of them and they only use swords? 😵💫Because?
Want to see more? ??? ?I see a good number of those signs here in rural New Mexico. :)! LL~
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;DI can't help laughing every time I see a dog being walked on one of those extensible leads that end in what looks like a U-Reely handle! To me, they're 'control-line dogs' - but so far, I've resisted the temptation to call out: "Let's see him do a square eight!".
We trained hard, but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams, we would be reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing, and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency, and demoralization. — Gaius Petronius Arbiter, AD 27 - 66, Roman Courtier to NeroI have a book called: A Treasury of American Writers from Harper's Magazine. This contains an article from the January 1957 Harper's, entitled Merrill's Marauders: The Truth about an Incredible Adventure, by Charlton Ogburn Jr., in which the following passage may be found: 'We trained hard, but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams, we would be reorganised. Presumably the plans for our employment were being changed. I was to learn later in life that, perhaps because we are so good at organising, we tend as a nation to meet any new situation by reorganising; and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency, and demoralization'.
Administratium - New chemical Element Discovered
The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by investigators at a major U.S. research university. The element, tentatively named administratium, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0. However, it does have one neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons and 111 assistant vice neutrons, which gives it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force that involves the continuous exchange of meson-like particles called morons.
Since it has no electrons, administratium is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes in contact with. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of administratium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would have normally occurred in less than a second.
Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately three years, at which time it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which assistant neutrons, vice neutrons and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. Some studies have shown that the atomic mass actually increases after each reorganization.
Research at other laboratories indicates that administratium occurs naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate at certain points such as government agencies, large corporations, and universities. It can usually be found in the newest, best appointed, and best maintained buildings.
Scientists point out that administratium is known to be toxic at any level of concentration and can easily destroy any productive reaction where it is allowed to accumulate. Attempts are being made to determine how administratium can be controlled to prevent irreversible [brain] damage, but results to date are not promising.
A question for reply #691. Doesn't the the administratium have to have a brain or is what is supposed to be brain inert? ???It was a humorous way to explain management and reorganization. An atom without any electrons (negative charge) or protons (positive charge) has only neutrons, which have no charge. It is a humorous way to explain how unproductive management grows.
I have no idea into the authenticity of ownership of the quote. All instances I saw where quoted was attributed to the so called Roman statesman. It became prominent during the hay day of TQM - Total Quality Management. McDonnell Douglas Corp., Douglas Aircraft Co., 3855 Lakewood Blvd., Long Beach, CA 90807 attempted it back in the late 1980's, lost $330,000,000 in its first quarter implementing it. Management said it was the cost of doing business. HB~> 5 years later, they became a subsidiary of the Boeing Corp. n1
They went from over a dozen mainframe computers to 4, took away E-mailing privileges from all engineers except managers (I found it so convenient to E-mail someone in another department a question, then get a reply back later that day or next morning, telling them to visit, use the phone or use speed memos (the 3 part handwritten form), but then management told all us all that all they saw was a sea of people walking outside, to stop all unnecessary trips to others. They also liquidated the company store saying it was a waste of company and employee time to maintain. (Maintaining employee moral appeared to be a waste of money. The floggings will cease when employee morale improves. n~ )
Then the Federal Government attempted the same experiment about 10 years later. The problem in both cases was not the employees. Rather, it was how things are managed. That experiment failed as well.
Whoever wrote that statement, it is true. In both cases, the next statement became true:
https://www.mit.edu/people/dmredish/wwwMLRF/links/Humor/Administratium.html (https://www.mit.edu/people/dmredish/wwwMLRF/links/Humor/Administratium.html)
Western culture does share some similarities. y1+
....Now that IS funny!
Hi, Dwayne - I have friends in low places!!
A few, I don't think they were posted here, but apologies if they were. :D
If a child can operate a smart phone: I'll never forget the look on my moms face when as a teenager I asked her to show me how to work the washer and dryer , she thought oh my son is growing into a responsible young man and wants to help out, yeah right, as soon as I learned how to use the washer dryer I put a sign on my bedroom door KEEP OUT and told my mom, don't touch my stuff. LL~
A few more from my semi-retarded friends!
A few more from my semi-retarded friends!
Just when you think you've seen it all:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sy1b55ukNU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sy1b55ukNU)
Could ANYONE be this stupid?Amazing, y1 thanks for sharing. H^^ I think they both only understand a warm bed and 3 squares a day. When I was in high school, the sheriff's office might have given the guy a choice of joining the military if he were local, but then he was a repeat offender in several other states. Military can straighten out juvenile delinquents, but they don't want criminals. Times have changed. I think they both were from the movie, "Idiocrasy (2006)".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6Jt3hYyMbQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6Jt3hYyMbQ)
Officer Collins has been spearheading one of the US Army's most secretive experiments to date: the Human Hibernation Project. If successful, the project would store its subjects indefinitely until they are needed most. Their first test subject - Joe Bauers - was not chosen for his superiority. Instead, he's chosen because he's the most average guy in the armed services. But scandal erupts after the experiment takes place - the base is closed, and the president denies any knowledge of the project - Unfortunately, Joe doesn't wake up in a year, he wakes up in 500 years. But during that time human evolution has taken a dramatic downturn. After waking up, Joe takes a prison-assigned IQ test and finds that he's the smartest guy alive. Awaiting a full presidential pardon if he can solve one of the country's biggest problems - the dwindling plant population, Joe races against time to solve this problem. But he alienates half the country in the process. Can he make things right and escape a rather bizarre execution? —halo1k
Last group - for now!
Is this right?
Close. Everything is good if the colors are right. y1Im kinda glad i dont build scale models.
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The last one makes me think of the politicians we put in office to work for us. D>KI liked the quote about the cat better. We'll get more action out of them. y1
Check out these ignorant scumbags. They jump in front of a moving truck, get run over. SERVES THEM RIGHT
Like most idiots,all talk, no real action. Truck driver knew that. Too bad they didn't get run over, then the girls could have gone truly nuts... LL~Nothing to see, move along .... LL~ I remember 51 years ago, being blamed for the southeast Asian war in Vietnam and adjacent countries, '' whilst wearing a uniform just out of high school. The eejits protesting were very much like those stopping the trucks. <= Looks like they reproduced after their own. :o n~ LL~
Let's have the wedding by the lake!
https://cowboystatedaily.com/2023/02/07/daily-darwin-wednesday-february-8-2023/ (https://cowboystatedaily.com/2023/02/07/daily-darwin-wednesday-february-8-2023/)
I used to watch Evel Knievel, I know what I'm doing!
https://cowboystatedaily.com/2023/02/08/daily-darwin-thursday-february-9-2023/ (https://cowboystatedaily.com/2023/02/08/daily-darwin-thursday-february-9-2023/)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR7bvTpzEsA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR7bvTpzEsA)
How to drive through roundabouts ,,,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj_-homamO0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj_-homamO0)
GG.... meaningful! Ever hear of a God Box?Thanks. No, new buzz word for me. ???
Anyone know about the ducks?
Anyone know about the ducks?
L... I... B......
M... R..... DUCKS!
;D
Dennis, You got to stop showing this stuff, someone here will probably try it. "liar, liar pants on fire"
https://youtu.be/qxUs4YOHZiUA lot of people do not know this, but those are not his arms and hands. The kid in the movie did not know how to play a banjo, so a man who did is hidden behind him. Its this mans arms/hands you see.
A lot of people do not know this, but those are not his arms and hands. The kid in the movie did not know how to play a banjo, so a man who did is hidden behind him. Its this mans arms/hands you see.
Gary
Banjo? :o
Chuck, my favorite. LL~
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Chuck, my favorite. LL~
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I worked nights at Clarence E Hancock Field in Syracuse in late 63 and 64. We had a pilot come in with a charter around one AM who was very distraught and shaking. I asked him what was wrong and he explained that he was transporting a corpse, and during an extremely rough stretch of air, he hit some really nasty "bumps" and the corpse would grunt, and even groaned once during a very long bump! He was so shook he just took off and left the unloading to us! LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~
The mortician cracked up when we told him said it wasn't all that unusual, that the air passages were still intact.
I would love to meet Bob again and remind him of that! VD~ VD~
"Joseph Pujol (1857-1945). His stage name, Le Pétomane, comes from French, péter (to fart) and maniaque (maniac).
I worked nights at Clarence E Hancock Field in Syracuse in late 63 and 64. We had a pilot come in with a charter around one AM who was very distraught and shaking. I asked him what was wrong and he explained that he was transporting a corpse, and during an extremely rough stretch of air, he hit some really nasty "bumps" and the corpse would grunt, and even groaned once during a very long bump! He was so shook he just took off and left the unloading to us! LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~
The mortician cracked up when we told him said it wasn't all that unusual, that the air passages were still intact. I would love to meet Bob again and remind him of that! VD~ VD~
Want more?
OK, Jerry - here's some for you!
Bob Z.
Here is one on a more serious but respectful note, I'll let you read the story.
http://dailyheadline.com/fedex-driver-leaves-truck-after-noticing-flag-on-homeowners-lawn/ (http://dailyheadline.com/fedex-driver-leaves-truck-after-noticing-flag-on-homeowners-lawn/)
More!
And, finally!
Even God knows what's happening with this senile bozo in the whitehouse.
Had enough?
I just stumbled upon this and we laughed and laughed. Watch it to the very end. y1 Steve
https://youtu.be/FZLIFRNVnao
MENTALLY ILL
And these pathetic a$$holes hold public office.
And FINALLY!! (for now anyway)
Some think these are funny, but in reallity some of them should be taken seriously. I think if the so called president is reelected I might seriously think of leaving the country. But where as they have their brain dead lessers also. D>K S?P
Question is, where to go. I like President Obrador of Mexico, but elections are coming up, and a new president could bring things back to square one.
And, a few more.
Robert, I liked this one from you last month.
(https://stunthanger.com/smf/open-forum/humor-section/?action=dlattach;attach=342448;image)
Good place to watch!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TXHWkQFxAZU (https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TXHWkQFxAZU)
Found this when going through some boxes of VW parts wrapped in newspaper. Seatle Post Intelligencer dated Feb 6, 2000.I always referred to the PI as the Seattle After Thought....
24 years ago!
OK, I'll send a few more!
MORE!!!