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Offline Dennis Leonhardi

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #850 on: April 09, 2023, 11:00:22 AM »

Here is one on a more serious but respectful note, I'll let you read the story.

http://dailyheadline.com/fedex-driver-leaves-truck-after-noticing-flag-on-homeowners-lawn/

That tickles my heart!  Semper Fi!
Think for yourself !  XXX might win the Nats, be an expert on designing, building, finishing, flying, tuning engines - but you might not wanna take tax advice from him.  Or consider his views on the climate to be fact ...

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #851 on: April 10, 2023, 08:08:48 AM »
Think for yourself !  XXX might win the Nats, be an expert on designing, building, finishing, flying, tuning engines - but you might not wanna take tax advice from him.  Or consider his views on the climate to be fact ...

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #852 on: April 11, 2023, 03:54:00 PM »

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #853 on: April 15, 2023, 04:18:26 PM »
Time for more goodies!

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #854 on: April 15, 2023, 04:22:05 PM »
Want more???????????????????

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #855 on: April 15, 2023, 04:28:09 PM »
Here we go again!

Check out the last one.
Typical of Trump hating SCUMBAGS.

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #856 on: April 15, 2023, 04:32:11 PM »
Want some more???

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #857 on: April 16, 2023, 11:23:25 AM »
Robert, I sure enjoyed those! Please keep posting them.

Thank you, Jerry

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #858 on: April 17, 2023, 01:20:29 PM »
Think for yourself !  XXX might win the Nats, be an expert on designing, building, finishing, flying, tuning engines - but you might not wanna take tax advice from him.  Or consider his views on the climate to be fact ...

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #859 on: May 01, 2023, 08:48:55 AM »
Think for yourself !  XXX might win the Nats, be an expert on designing, building, finishing, flying, tuning engines - but you might not wanna take tax advice from him.  Or consider his views on the climate to be fact ...

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #860 on: May 01, 2023, 10:31:14 PM »






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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #861 on: May 02, 2023, 07:34:22 AM »
Think for yourself !  XXX might win the Nats, be an expert on designing, building, finishing, flying, tuning engines - but you might not wanna take tax advice from him.  Or consider his views on the climate to be fact ...

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #862 on: May 03, 2023, 10:20:26 AM »
For your entertainment!

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #863 on: May 03, 2023, 10:23:25 AM »
More!

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #864 on: May 03, 2023, 10:32:24 AM »
Had enough?

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #865 on: May 03, 2023, 06:59:35 PM »
More!

Robert: I LMAO over these!

Keep'm coming, Jerry

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #866 on: May 04, 2023, 11:09:07 AM »
OK, Gerald - here you go!

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #867 on: May 04, 2023, 11:11:05 AM »
And, finally!

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #868 on: May 05, 2023, 10:32:17 AM »
And, finally!

I want a hat like that!

Thanks Robert, Jerry

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #869 on: May 05, 2023, 11:42:54 AM »
Even God knows what's happening with this senile bozo in the whitehouse.




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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #870 on: May 16, 2023, 01:18:14 PM »
Attention International Darwin Award Selection Committee: We have a winner ...

Think for yourself !  XXX might win the Nats, be an expert on designing, building, finishing, flying, tuning engines - but you might not wanna take tax advice from him.  Or consider his views on the climate to be fact ...

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #871 on: May 16, 2023, 03:30:33 PM »
Even God knows what's happening with this senile bozo in the whitehouse.


This so true.  He also judges us. S?P
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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #872 on: May 16, 2023, 06:55:40 PM »



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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #873 on: May 17, 2023, 07:54:08 AM »
Auditioning for the Harlem Globetrotters...

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HMon1nElkDE?feature=share
Think for yourself !  XXX might win the Nats, be an expert on designing, building, finishing, flying, tuning engines - but you might not wanna take tax advice from him.  Or consider his views on the climate to be fact ...

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #874 on: May 19, 2023, 10:15:43 PM »
One for the computer nerds...

 H^^
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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #875 on: June 09, 2023, 06:02:29 PM »
A few laughs!

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #876 on: June 09, 2023, 06:24:06 PM »
What the heck, here's another half dozen!

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #877 on: June 09, 2023, 06:29:51 PM »
That's all, folks! (for now anyway)

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #878 on: June 10, 2023, 10:47:18 AM »
More laughs.

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #879 on: June 15, 2023, 12:22:50 AM »



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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #880 on: June 15, 2023, 07:13:00 AM »
Chuckle!

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #881 on: June 15, 2023, 07:17:03 AM »
Had enough?

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #882 on: June 15, 2023, 10:35:13 AM »
Had enough?

Not yet! I probably won't ever get enough.............jokes that is!  LL~ LL~ LL~

Now one for you Robert.

These three couples were on a bus trip when the driver swerved off the hywy and into a deep gorge. All were killed.
Upon seeing the Pearly Gates the first couple said to St Peter "We'd like to make it into heaven sir." St. Peter said ah ah not so fast. While you were on earth you coveted money, in fact you even married a woman named "Penny" so be gone.

The second couple said to St Peter "We'd like to make it into heaven sir." Ah Ah not so fast. While you were on earth you coveted alcohol, in fact you even married a woman named Sherry, so be gone. 

The third man looked at his wife and said "Come on lets go, we'll never get into this place Fanny"

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #883 on: June 16, 2023, 04:15:50 PM »
Good one, Jerry!
Now, here are more.

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #884 on: June 26, 2023, 05:22:37 PM »
One day, Einstein has to speak at an important science conference.

On the way there, he tells his driver, who looks a bit like him:
"I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and over!"
The driver agrees: "You're right. As your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don't know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place."
"That's a great idea!" says Einstein. "Let's switch places then!"

So they switch clothes and as soon as they arrive, the driver dressed as Einstein goes on stage and starts giving the usual speech, while the real Einstein, dressed as the car driver, attends it.

But in the crowd, there is one scientist who wants to impress everyone and thinks of a very difficult question to ask Einstein, hoping he won't be able to respond.
So this guy stands up and interrupts the conference by posing his very difficult question.
The whole room goes silent, holding their breath, waiting for the response.

There is a long palpable pause...

Then the driver looks at him, dead in the eye, and says:
"Sir, your question is so easy to answer that I'm going to let my driver reply to it for me."


H^^
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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #885 on: July 04, 2023, 07:47:01 AM »
One photo - HIILARIOUS!!!!

What better place to talk about cremation than a BBQ place?
I wonder what they're serving?

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #886 on: July 10, 2023, 01:23:35 PM »
Time to start cleaning out my funny photos folder!

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« Reply #887 on: July 10, 2023, 01:29:32 PM »
And a few more!

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #888 on: July 10, 2023, 01:34:28 PM »
OK, last group, for now.

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #889 on: July 10, 2023, 07:35:20 PM »
I just stumbled upon this and we laughed and laughed. Watch it to the very end.  y1 Steve

"The United States has become a place where professional athletes and entertainers are mistaken for people of importance." - Robert Heinlein

In 1944 18-20 year old's stormed beaches, and parachuted behind enemy lines to almost certain death.  In 2015 18-20 year old's need safe zones so people don't hurt their feelings.

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #890 on: July 11, 2023, 09:21:47 AM »
I just stumbled upon this and we laughed and laughed. Watch it to the very end.  y1 Steve



MENTALLY ILL
And these pathetic a$$holes hold public office.

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #891 on: July 11, 2023, 09:24:01 AM »
Still cleaning out my "humor" folder.


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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #892 on: July 11, 2023, 09:27:49 AM »
Folder almost empty!

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #893 on: July 11, 2023, 10:42:26 AM »

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #894 on: July 17, 2023, 10:45:22 AM »

 youtube.com/watch?v=ULk8-DGC7Hs

And people actually voted for this ignorant low-life JERKOFF!


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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #895 on: July 24, 2023, 07:51:50 PM »
MENTALLY ILL
And these pathetic a$$holes hold public office.

In this case, I think Ryan is using sarcasm to make a point...which you missed. But then, I could be wrong. That's how I took it, however, because he had no makeup, and wasn't crossdressing.  H^^ Steve
"The United States has become a place where professional athletes and entertainers are mistaken for people of importance." - Robert Heinlein

In 1944 18-20 year old's stormed beaches, and parachuted behind enemy lines to almost certain death.  In 2015 18-20 year old's need safe zones so people don't hurt their feelings.

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« Reply #896 on: July 24, 2023, 07:55:58 PM »
 DK^
"The United States has become a place where professional athletes and entertainers are mistaken for people of importance." - Robert Heinlein

In 1944 18-20 year old's stormed beaches, and parachuted behind enemy lines to almost certain death.  In 2015 18-20 year old's need safe zones so people don't hurt their feelings.

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #897 on: July 30, 2023, 05:41:32 AM »
I may be wrong but I doubt it.
I wouldn't take her to a dog fight even if she had a chance to win.
The worst part of growing old is remembering when you were young.

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« Reply #898 on: July 31, 2023, 10:27:23 AM »
I may be wrong but I doubt it.
I wouldn't take her to a dog fight even if she had a chance to win.
The worst part of growing old is remembering when you were young.

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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #899 on: October 11, 2023, 11:47:14 PM »
It's been a while.  :'(
Let's laugh!   LL~   LL~

   


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