Author Topic: Humor section? (Read 74893 times)

Tom_Fluker · « **Reply #800 on:** February 22, 2023, 11:02:58 AM »

Quote from: afml on February 21, 2023, 09:07:01 AM

L... I... B......
M... R..... DUCKS!

Haven't seen that one in a long time - love it.

OSAR Ducks
C M Wangs

Dennis Leonhardi · « **Reply #801 on:** February 23, 2023, 11:38:49 PM »

Walking the dogs ...

Dennis

Dennis Leonhardi · « **Reply #802 on:** February 26, 2023, 11:59:00 AM »

Puppy Tornado!

https://cowboystatedaily.com/2023/02/26/daily-smile-sunday-february-26-2023/

Dennis

gene poremba · « **Reply #803 on:** February 27, 2023, 03:48:19 AM »

Saw this today

Chuck Matheny · « **Reply #804 on:** February 27, 2023, 04:14:01 AM »

My cardiologist told me that he wants to see me walk 2 miles every day...but he doesn't want to see me pumping my arms.
i asked him what the medical reasoning for that is.
He said..."No medical reason, I just think it looks stupid".

Dwayne Donnelly · « **Reply #805 on:** March 03, 2023, 02:53:45 PM »

Dennis Leonhardi · « **Reply #806 on:** March 10, 2023, 08:43:06 AM »

Darwin Award Winner ...

https://cowboystatedaily.com/2023/03/09/daily-darwin-friday-march-10-2023/

Steve Dwyer · « **Reply #807 on:** March 10, 2023, 10:01:10 AM »

Dennis, You got to stop showing this stuff, someone here will probably try it. "liar, liar pants on fire"

Chuck Matheny · « **Reply #808 on:** March 12, 2023, 12:31:57 AM »

and in other news.......

Dennis Leonhardi · « **Reply #809 on:** March 12, 2023, 03:01:13 AM »

Quote from: Steve Dwyer on March 10, 2023, 10:01:10 AM

Dennis, You got to stop showing this stuff, someone here will probably try it. "liar, liar pants on fire"

I get a daily news email that has too many good ones. Darwin Award Winner every day. I can never finish the email with a straight face ...

Chuck Matheny · « **Reply #810 on:** March 12, 2023, 09:14:10 AM »

Dennis Leonhardi · « **Reply #811 on:** March 16, 2023, 08:54:46 AM »

DIY Project ...

Chuck Matheny · « **Reply #812 on:** March 16, 2023, 10:07:06 AM »

Dennis..this reminds me of the 9/11 reporting when they interviewed a structural engineer and he mentioned that the "stored energy" of the tons of concrete, steel, pipe and bldg contents that crashed to the ground represented not just the weight of those objects but also some of the effort it took to elevate that mass into position.
That's a pretty abstract way of looking at it.
This guy on the ladder...?
If his feet had slipped through the ladder timed a little bit differently he might have snapped both ankles.

OK...back to humor...This is Belgium's "TOTALLY WOKE" [aka ridiculous / Clown World] appointee for their Ministry Of Health....

Gary Dowler · « **Reply #813 on:** March 16, 2023, 10:14:49 AM »

Quote from: Chuck Matheny on March 12, 2023, 09:14:10 AM

A lot of people do not know this, but those are not his arms and hands. The kid in the movie did not know how to play a banjo, so a man who did is hidden behind him. Its this mans arms/hands you see.

Gary

Chuck Matheny · « **Reply #814 on:** March 16, 2023, 10:30:14 AM »

Quote from: Gary Dowler on March 16, 2023, 10:14:49 AM

A lot of people do not know this, but those are not his arms and hands. The kid in the movie did not know how to play a banjo, so a man who did is hidden behind him. Its this mans arms/hands you see.

Gary

Gosh darn it...all these years I figured the kid was a banjo playin virtuoso..!
Here he is....[the article describes this guy I assume is a White Christian male as ..."inbred"...Imagine the uproar if the MSM did this with any other group].

GallopingGhostler · « **Reply #815 on:** March 16, 2023, 07:25:31 PM »

Banjo?

Chuck Matheny · « **Reply #816 on:** March 16, 2023, 08:24:10 PM »

Quote from: GallopingGhostler on March 16, 2023, 07:25:31 PM

Banjo?

That's a good one GG.
Makes me wonder if the Desert Island scenario is the most used scenario of all for single panel cartoons....ever.
Gary Larson [The Far Side] ......[I think this is from his collection of works that were rejected for being "too much".]

Dennis Leonhardi · « **Reply #817 on:** March 17, 2023, 09:25:11 AM »

GallopingGhostler · « **Reply #818 on:** March 17, 2023, 10:05:25 AM »

Chuck, my favorite.

Dennis, I think we have an infrastructure problem.

Chuck Matheny · « **Reply #819 on:** March 17, 2023, 02:35:41 PM »

Quote from: GallopingGhostler on March 17, 2023, 10:05:25 AM

Chuck, my favorite.

Chuck Matheny · « **Reply #820 on:** March 17, 2023, 02:40:01 PM »

Quote from: GallopingGhostler on March 17, 2023, 10:05:25 AM

Chuck, my favorite.

That one is definitely one of the best....

Still no luck searching......... "Far Side Cartoons too extreme to be published"

but here is one that I've never seen from another cartoonist....

Chuck Matheny · « **Reply #821 on:** March 17, 2023, 03:02:30 PM »

Larson art I've never seen....

kevin king · « **Reply #822 on:** March 18, 2023, 03:14:35 AM »

Happy St Patricks day.

Steve Helmick · « **Reply #823 on:** March 18, 2023, 06:11:30 PM »

Kenny Burdick posted this Larson cartoon on FB. I had to send it to my brother, who retired as the lead engineer on the Sidewinder missile program at China Lake NWTC. Haven't heard back yet.

Steve

GallopingGhostler · « **Reply #824 on:** March 19, 2023, 12:04:12 AM »

It's a tough job, but someone has to do it.

Dennis Leonhardi · « **Reply #825 on:** March 19, 2023, 11:06:18 AM »

Dennis Leonhardi · « **Reply #826 on:** March 20, 2023, 07:58:16 AM »

AMV · « **Reply #827 on:** March 22, 2023, 08:22:37 AM »

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a store window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab. Then the driver said, "Look man, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much."

The driver replied, "Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver – I’ve been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."

-Andrey

john e. holliday · « **Reply #828 on:** March 22, 2023, 09:44:57 AM »

Very funny, I would jump too.

Will Hinton · « **Reply #829 on:** March 22, 2023, 12:54:04 PM »

I worked nights at Clarence E Hancock Field in Syracuse in late 63 and 64. We had a pilot come in with a charter around one AM who was very distraught and shaking. I asked him what was wrong and he explained that he was transporting a corpse, and during an extremely rough stretch of air, he hit some really nasty "bumps" and the corpse would grunt, and even groaned once during a very long bump! He was so shook he just took off and left the unloading to us!

The mortician cracked up when we told him said it wasn't all that unusual, that the air passages were still intact.
I would love to meet Bob again and remind him of that!

Chuck Matheny · « **Reply #830 on:** March 23, 2023, 07:01:29 PM »

Quote from: Will Hinton on March 22, 2023, 12:54:04 PM

I worked nights at Clarence E Hancock Field in Syracuse in late 63 and 64. We had a pilot come in with a charter around one AM who was very distraught and shaking. I asked him what was wrong and he explained that he was transporting a corpse, and during an extremely rough stretch of air, he hit some really nasty "bumps" and the corpse would grunt, and even groaned once during a very long bump! He was so shook he just took off and left the unloading to us!
The mortician cracked up when we told him said it wasn't all that unusual, that the air passages were still intact.
I would love to meet Bob again and remind him of that!

...plus he had a great "bed time story" to tell the grand kids.

My senior year of HS I needed to take 1 more class to fill my schedule...so I took COMEDY.
The teacher introduced us to mainly "G RATED" stuff..but surprisingly he introduced us to a comedian that I doubt 1 in 10,000 people today ever heard of......
Le Pétomane - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane

"Joseph Pujol (1857-1945). His stage name, Le Pétomane, comes from French, péter (to fart) and maniaque (maniac). In real life, Pujol was an incredibly stand-up (and let loose) guy. At the Moulin Rouge in 1890s Paris, Le Pétomane became the highest paid entertainer in the world. In Blowback '94, he is both fabulous flatulist and father figure extraordinaire. Le Pétomane's unique talent ..."

AMV · « **Reply #831 on:** March 24, 2023, 07:13:37 AM »

Quote from: Chuck Matheny on March 23, 2023, 07:01:29 PM

"Joseph Pujol (1857-1945). His stage name, Le Pétomane, comes from French, péter (to fart) and maniaque (maniac).

Ohhh, so that's where the governor got his name from...

-Andrey

GallopingGhostler · « **Reply #832 on:** March 24, 2023, 10:09:40 AM »

Quote from: Will Hinton on March 22, 2023, 12:54:04 PM

I worked nights at Clarence E Hancock Field in Syracuse in late 63 and 64. We had a pilot come in with a charter around one AM who was very distraught and shaking. I asked him what was wrong and he explained that he was transporting a corpse, and during an extremely rough stretch of air, he hit some really nasty "bumps" and the corpse would grunt, and even groaned once during a very long bump! He was so shook he just took off and left the unloading to us!
The mortician cracked up when we told him said it wasn't all that unusual, that the air passages were still intact. I would love to meet Bob again and remind him of that!

Back in the mid 1970's, I had a friend who was a military policeman at Hickham AFB, Honolulu, HI. He'd been around crime scenes with death involved.

During a discussion with friends, he mentioned that in moving the bodies,

they would occasionally gasp, grunt and groan. After mentioning that we never discussed it again.

john e. holliday · « **Reply #833 on:** March 24, 2023, 01:07:14 PM »

Dad told me stories of when he was a lad that the deceased would be in the house of a family member. He said a young man volunteered to sit and watch that nobody bothered the person that was laying in living room waiting to be buried. He was on the porch when he heard some thing. Walked into the living room and the person was sitting upright. He stated this was before they embalmed people and usually the muscles would contract. Didn't say where they found the young man as the body was still in the box sitting upright and nobody around.

GallopingGhostler · « **Reply #834 on:** March 24, 2023, 09:29:42 PM »

From: http://dailyheadline.com/she-was-buying-her-grandson-a-gift-but-never-expected-the-cashier

A woman goes into Cabela’s to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s birthday. She doesn’t know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

The clerk was standing behind the counter wearing dark glasses. She says to him, “Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this Rod and reel?” He says, “Ma’am, I’m completely blind; but if you’ll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes.”

She doesn’t believe him but drops it on the counter anyway...... He says, “That’s a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line. It’s a good all-around combination, and it’s on sale this week for only $20.00.”

She says, “It’s amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I’ll take it!” As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. “Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,” he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes......there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was her who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn’t know that she was the only person around?

The man rings up the sale and says, “That’ll be $34.50 please.” The woman is totally confused by this and asks, “Didn’t you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?”

He replies, “Yes, ma’am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00, and the Catfish Bait is $3.50.”

She paid it and left without saying a word.

Here is one on a more serious but respectful note, I'll let you read the story.

http://dailyheadline.com/fedex-driver-leaves-truck-after-noticing-flag-on-homeowners-lawn/