Author Topic: Humor section? (Read 75012 times)

kevin king · « **Reply #750 on:** January 08, 2023, 01:41:32 AM »

Show up at the WC with the wheels bolted to the stab...and win.

kevin king · « **Reply #751 on:** January 08, 2023, 02:06:46 AM »

Quote from: GallopingGhostler on January 08, 2023, 12:17:20 AM

Close. Everything is good if the colors are right.

Im kinda glad i dont build scale models.

Air Ministry . · « **Reply #752 on:** January 08, 2023, 05:23:14 PM »

From a 1948 book .

theres two boys , first asks the other , " How old are you "

other says ' I Dunno , Im three or four , i think ' .

First says , " Do you have trouble with women "

other ' NO '

first " You Three ! "

Perry Rose · « **Reply #753 on:** January 09, 2023, 06:13:31 AM »

problems

GallopingGhostler · « **Reply #754 on:** January 09, 2023, 10:41:28 AM »

A few more.

john e. holliday · « **Reply #755 on:** January 09, 2023, 11:04:29 AM »

The last one makes me think of the politicians we put in office to work for us.

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #756 on:** January 09, 2023, 12:00:48 PM »

Quote from: Robert Zambelli on January 07, 2023, 03:55:12 PM

My last post ---------------------

OK, I lied!!!

Here are more.

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #757 on:** January 09, 2023, 12:02:36 PM »

Want more?

GallopingGhostler · « **Reply #758 on:** January 09, 2023, 01:02:09 PM »

Quote from: john e. holliday on January 09, 2023, 11:04:29 AM

The last one makes me think of the politicians we put in office to work for us.

I liked the quote about the cat better. We'll get more action out of them.

Air Ministry . · « **Reply #759 on:** January 22, 2023, 06:48:06 PM »

From ' Britain from the Rails , almost has me thinking there must be a sane englishmen after all .

George Bernard Shaw , who said of St. Donat's, ' This is what God would have built if He had the money ' .

oops .

Next on the right is an actice RAF base, St Alban . One hopes that handle-
bar moustached Ginger and Algy, when they scramble with a ' Tally-ho, chaps ',
check with next door Rhoose to see if the holiday flight to Ibizais also taking
off. ( And that conversations like this one still go on - Ginger : ' Bandits, seven
o'clock !' Algy : ' No problem, old boy, it's only tea time now. ' )

Air Ministry . · « **Reply #760 on:** January 23, 2023, 07:47:20 PM »

Anyone for mc donalds ?

Dennis Leonhardi · « **Reply #761 on:** January 25, 2023, 06:33:15 PM »

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #762 on:** January 26, 2023, 08:02:33 AM »

Here we go again!

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #763 on:** January 26, 2023, 08:09:50 AM »

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #764 on:** January 26, 2023, 08:10:57 AM »

Anyone thirsty???

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #765 on:** January 26, 2023, 08:13:07 AM »

LAUGH!

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #766 on:** January 26, 2023, 08:31:13 AM »

Last one (for now)

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #767 on:** January 30, 2023, 05:07:30 PM »

Check out these ignorant scumbags.
They jump in front of a moving truck, get run over.

SERVES THEM RIGHT

GallopingGhostler · « **Reply #768 on:** January 30, 2023, 05:13:37 PM »

Quote from: Robert Zambelli on January 30, 2023, 05:07:30 PM

Check out these ignorant scumbags. They jump in front of a moving truck, get run over. SERVES THEM RIGHT

Another Darwinian moment, I hope they don't breed (they not the cattle).

Dennis Leonhardi · « **Reply #769 on:** February 03, 2023, 02:02:53 PM »

GallopingGhostler · « **Reply #770 on:** February 03, 2023, 08:02:29 PM »

Quote from: Ty Marcucci on January 30, 2023, 06:40:31 PM

Like most idiots,all talk, no real action. Truck driver knew that. Too bad they didn't get run over, then the girls could have gone truly nuts...

Nothing to see, move along ....

I remember 51 years ago, being blamed for the southeast Asian war in Vietnam and adjacent countries,

whilst wearing a uniform just out of high school. The eejits protesting were very much like those stopping the trucks.

Looks like they reproduced after their own.

Dwayne Donnelly · « **Reply #771 on:** February 05, 2023, 05:35:04 PM »

Steve Helmick · « **Reply #772 on:** February 07, 2023, 03:55:39 PM »

Isn't Bob Z. in N. Carolina?

Steve

Dennis Leonhardi · « **Reply #773 on:** February 08, 2023, 07:51:23 AM »

Let's have the wedding by the lake!

https://cowboystatedaily.com/2023/02/07/daily-darwin-wednesday-february-8-2023/

Dennis

GallopingGhostler · « **Reply #774 on:** February 08, 2023, 01:21:18 PM »

Quote from: Dennis Leonhardi on February 08, 2023, 07:51:23 AM

Let's have the wedding by the lake!

https://cowboystatedaily.com/2023/02/07/daily-darwin-wednesday-february-8-2023/

Video from link:

Not the first wedding mistake.

Ours was in an old Baptist church with outdated wiring. Extra electronics for photo/video and sound were plugged into the organ circuit, kept popping the circuit breaker. The musician stepped away from the organ and finish the rest of the music on the piano.

Probably not a good idea to put the wedding stage next to the swimming pool without catch rail, and make the paint more grippy on steps with glass bead powder. Looked like it was the ring bearer who slipped and fell, startling the bride and pastor.

Dennis Leonhardi · « **Reply #775 on:** February 10, 2023, 09:35:57 AM »

I used to watch Evel Knievel, I know what I'm doing!

https://cowboystatedaily.com/2023/02/08/daily-darwin-thursday-february-9-2023/

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #776 on:** February 10, 2023, 02:04:20 PM »

Heeeeeeeer we go again!

GallopingGhostler · « **Reply #777 on:** February 10, 2023, 03:27:38 PM »

Quote from: Dennis Leonhardi on February 10, 2023, 09:35:57 AM

I used to watch Evel Knievel, I know what I'm doing!

https://cowboystatedaily.com/2023/02/08/daily-darwin-thursday-february-9-2023/

Obviously though, he didn't!

Thanks Dennis, that was funny!

That wasn't Evel Knievel, that was Conniving Evil.

Steve Dwyer · « **Reply #778 on:** February 11, 2023, 06:38:42 AM »

The news media was down home looking to interview Marjorie Taylor Green and came across these gals in the neighborhood.

Check out the video!

GallopingGhostler · « **Reply #779 on:** February 11, 2023, 08:48:14 AM »

Other side of Ashley McBryde:

Steve Dwyer · « **Reply #780 on:** February 11, 2023, 07:29:40 PM »

GG.... meaningful! Ever hear of a God Box?

Steve

Dennis Leonhardi · « **Reply #781 on:** February 12, 2023, 09:59:54 AM »

I hope he doesn't wipe out ...

https://cowboystatedaily.com/2023/02/11/you-still-here-sunday-february-12-2023/

Dennis

Dennis Leonhardi · « **Reply #782 on:** February 13, 2023, 11:17:11 AM »

Is this the free parking spot?

https://cowboystatedaily.com/2023/02/12/you-still-here-monday-february-13-2023/

Dennis

Dennis Leonhardi · « **Reply #783 on:** February 13, 2023, 11:19:44 AM »

How to drive through roundabouts ,,,

https://cowboystatedaily.com/2023/02/12/one-more-for-the-road-monday-february-13-2023/

Dennis

Dennis Leonhardi · « **Reply #784 on:** February 13, 2023, 11:23:35 AM »

Practicing for the Olympics!

https://cowboystatedaily.com/2023/02/12/daily-darwin-monday-february-13-2023/

Dennis

GallopingGhostler · « **Reply #785 on:** February 13, 2023, 12:15:17 PM »

Quote from: Dennis Leonhardi on February 13, 2023, 11:19:44 AM

How to drive through roundabouts ,,,

Not as dramatic, but we had someone do similar 17 years ago. Dozed off at the wheel, I believe. Wall his vehicle jumped is about 2 feet high. Video camera footage from Faith Family Church (now Legacy).

GallopingGhostler · « **Reply #786 on:** February 13, 2023, 12:24:14 PM »

Quote from: Steve Dwyer on February 11, 2023, 07:29:40 PM

GG.... meaningful! Ever hear of a God Box?

Thanks. No, new buzz word for me.

GallopingGhostler · « **Reply #787 on:** February 13, 2023, 02:46:49 PM »

All wiring must terminate in a box.

Dennis Leonhardi · « **Reply #788 on:** February 14, 2023, 03:17:49 AM »

Dennis

GallopingGhostler · « **Reply #789 on:** February 16, 2023, 11:11:13 AM »

The new interactive human - machine flight simulators ...

Dennis Leonhardi · « **Reply #790 on:** February 16, 2023, 10:00:13 PM »

I KNOW HOW TO INFLATE A TIRE !!!

https://cowboystatedaily.com/2023/02/15/daily-darwin-thursday-february-16-2023/

Dennis

GallopingGhostler · « **Reply #791 on:** February 16, 2023, 11:24:03 PM »

Eeeee! By some of the screams in the background, I think someone got hurt badly in that mishap.

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #792 on:** February 20, 2023, 06:55:11 PM »

Go ahead, laugh!

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #793 on:** February 20, 2023, 06:57:46 PM »

Want more?

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #794 on:** February 20, 2023, 06:58:31 PM »

Anyone know about the ducks?

Dwayne Donnelly · « **Reply #795 on:** February 20, 2023, 07:11:08 PM »

Quote from: Robert Zambelli on February 20, 2023, 06:58:31 PM

Anyone know about the ducks?

Although I don't have all my "ducks in a row", these ducks are.

GallopingGhostler · « **Reply #796 on:** February 20, 2023, 09:35:31 PM »

a few more ...

afml · « **Reply #797 on:** February 21, 2023, 09:07:01 AM »

Quote from: Robert Zambelli on February 20, 2023, 06:58:31 PM

Anyone know about the ducks?

L... I... B......
M... R..... DUCKS!

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #798 on:** February 21, 2023, 03:13:20 PM »

GallopingGhostler · « **Reply #799 on:** February 21, 2023, 03:40:40 PM »

I dunno, but ....