Author Topic: Humor section? (Read 74652 times)

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #500 on:** June 20, 2021, 12:17:22 PM »

More!

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #501 on:** June 20, 2021, 12:19:15 PM »

Still laughing?

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #502 on:** June 20, 2021, 12:21:55 PM »

And finally!

Gerald Arana · « **Reply #503 on:** June 20, 2021, 03:58:51 PM »

Quote from: Robert Zambelli on June 20, 2021, 12:21:55 PM

And finally!

Robert; I love that last one! Personally, I tell everybody (who will listen) that my gun is the laziest I've ever seen. I put it on a table with some ammo and it didn't even get up to load itself.......let alone shoot something!

Jerry

PS: Thanks for all the good laughs!

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #504 on:** June 20, 2021, 11:17:33 PM »

Hi, Jerry - thanks for the compliment!

Yeah, sad to say that there are morons who really believe that gun confiscation will end crime.

To quote that ignorant bitc* pelosi, "If we make guns illegal, the criminals will all turn in their guns and there'll be no more crime".

YES, I actually heard her say that on a recorded video.

Bob Z.

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #505 on:** June 20, 2021, 11:19:17 PM »

Here are a few more.

GallopingGhostler · « **Reply #506 on:** June 21, 2021, 04:34:42 AM »

Quote from: Robert Zambelli on June 20, 2021, 11:17:33 PM

Yeah, sad to say that there are morons who really believe that gun confiscation will end crime.

Yeah, I got a chuckle out of that, too. Sorry, my keyboard said that.

Quote from: Robert Zambelli on June 20, 2021, 11:17:33 PM

To quote that ignorant bitc* pelosi, "If we make guns illegal, the criminals will all turn in their guns and there'll be no more crime". YES, I actually heard her say that on a recorded video.

She is a piece of work. I have more respect for Vladimir Putin, RT News, Russia Insider, Sputknik, etc. than her and the rest of the MSM.

Dwayne Donnelly · « **Reply #507 on:** June 21, 2021, 08:35:19 AM »

Steve Helmick · « **Reply #508 on:** July 01, 2021, 02:30:31 PM »

I think my license might be in jeopardy..
and all just because of a stupid state trooper...

The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over on my bike:

Trooper: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"

Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."

Trooper: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?"

Me: "A car."

Trooper:"Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?"

Me:"I have no idea!"

Trooper:"So, you're drunk."

Me:"But I didn't drink anything."

Trooper:"Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it?

Me:"A motorcycle."

Trooper:"Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?"

Me:"I have no idea!"

Trooper:"As I suspected, you're drunk!"

Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question.

Me: "So... counter question -- You're driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?"

Trooper:"A prostitute of course."

Me:"Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?"

Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend...

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #509 on:** July 01, 2021, 02:49:37 PM »

Funnies!!

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #510 on:** July 01, 2021, 02:55:21 PM »

Air Ministry . · « **Reply #511 on:** July 02, 2021, 08:19:31 PM »

john e. holliday · « **Reply #512 on:** July 03, 2021, 10:50:32 AM »

Quote from: Air Ministry . on July 02, 2021, 08:19:31 PM

These guys got what they deserved.

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #513 on:** July 03, 2021, 05:56:28 PM »

Chicago School Bus!!!!

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #514 on:** July 10, 2021, 01:27:43 PM »

The art of carjacking.
This is so beautiful, I had to post it!
It had a wonderful happy ending - I hope the scumbag is paralyzed for life.
Fortunately, it doesn't look like the car was damaged.

http://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1396378971802152963/pu/vid/480x480/46BkpNIAmLQFQ-rP.mp4?tag=12

John Hammonds · « **Reply #515 on:** July 15, 2021, 06:10:26 AM »

John Hammonds · « **Reply #516 on:** July 15, 2021, 10:58:44 AM »

GallopingGhostler · « **Reply #517 on:** July 15, 2021, 11:09:38 AM »

His reply:

Larry Fernandez · « **Reply #518 on:** July 15, 2021, 07:34:15 PM »

Loved that video.
That’s the sort of @#$% we see every day here in the San Francisco Bay Area

GallopingGhostler · « **Reply #519 on:** July 25, 2021, 09:12:07 PM »

A little humor for the next day.

john e. holliday · « **Reply #520 on:** July 31, 2021, 10:54:38 AM »

Ellen: Honey, I invited a friend for dinner.

Aaron: You did? The house is a mess, the fridge is almost empty, the kids toys are everywhere and my
truck is stalled in the driveway. Did you have to invite her today?

Ellen: Yes, because she's thinking about getting married.

john e. holliday · « **Reply #521 on:** August 02, 2021, 11:01:41 AM »

I thought this was funny.

Dwayne Donnelly · « **Reply #522 on:** August 02, 2021, 11:06:48 AM »

Quote from: john e. holliday on August 02, 2021, 11:01:41 AM

I thought this was funny.

I hate politics on a hobby sight, but that there is funny.

GallopingGhostler · « **Reply #523 on:** August 02, 2021, 03:04:34 PM »

Yes, politics.

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #524 on:** August 03, 2021, 08:41:42 AM »

Let's LAUGH!!!!!!

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #525 on:** August 03, 2021, 08:43:19 AM »

More laughs!

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #526 on:** August 03, 2021, 08:45:03 AM »

And finally ------------------------------------

Gerald Arana · « **Reply #527 on:** August 03, 2021, 04:58:20 PM »

Quote from: Robert Zambelli on August 03, 2021, 08:41:42 AM

Let's LAUGH!!!!!!

We have a lot of those "dickheads" here in Santa Cruz, CA. home of UCSC where they grow Idiots......

If you don't believe me just go to a city council meeting!

Jerry

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #528 on:** August 03, 2021, 06:04:24 PM »

BASEBALL!

A simple explanation

Larry Renger · « **Reply #529 on:** August 03, 2021, 08:15:35 PM »

And it takes forever.

My brother remarked after seeing a game “They are sure in great shape, but didn’t get that way playing ball!”

john e. holliday · « **Reply #530 on:** August 05, 2021, 10:09:55 AM »

Quote from: Robert Zambelli on August 03, 2021, 06:04:24 PM

BASEBALL!

A simple explanation

Now I'm confused.

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #531 on:** August 05, 2021, 04:32:16 PM »

You're confused?
You're not alone.
I've heard interviews with some top-notch players and many of them sounded about as dumb as a box of rocks!

Besides, they don't get paid enough.

Bob Z.

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #532 on:** August 05, 2021, 04:36:02 PM »

Here are a few funnies!

Dwayne Donnelly · « **Reply #533 on:** August 07, 2021, 08:30:03 PM »

Yup.

Jared Hays · « **Reply #534 on:** August 07, 2021, 09:49:44 PM »

a few funnies

FLOYD CARTER · « **Reply #535 on:** August 08, 2021, 10:42:52 AM »

Quote from: Robert Zambelli on August 05, 2021, 04:32:16 PM

I've heard interviews with some top-notch players and many of them sounded about as dumb as a box of rocks!

We are rapidly approaching the situation where all 50 states will have governors who are either retired sports figures or old movie stars..

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #536 on:** August 08, 2021, 01:21:03 PM »

"We are rapidly approaching the situation where all 50 states will have governors who are either retired sports figures or old movie stars.."

And the liberal jackasses that vote for them are too stupid to realize it!

Bob Z.

FLOYD CARTER · « **Reply #537 on:** August 08, 2021, 04:01:02 PM »

Quote from: Robert Zambelli on August 08, 2021, 01:21:03 PM

"We are rapidly approaching the situation where all 50 states will have governors who are either retired sports figures or old movie stars.."

And the liberal jackasses that vote for them are too stupid to realize it!

Bob Z.

But my observation also includes Republican elected officials. You see, not everyone is a flaming Liberal, as some like to believe.

GallopingGhostler · « **Reply #538 on:** August 10, 2021, 07:11:05 PM »

Quote from: FLOYD CARTER on August 08, 2021, 04:01:02 PM

But my observation also includes Republican elected officials. You see, not everyone is a flaming Liberal, as some like to believe.

Yup, it's all a charade, which reminds me ... Some time way back, saw this poster inside a Texas Air Guard C-130, "Ski Missouri via Buffoon Airlines." Background was a photo of a skier all dressed up for snowy weather, skidding down a tall, heaped up pile of manure.

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #539 on:** August 14, 2021, 05:56:46 AM »

A few Friday morning chuckles!!!!

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #540 on:** August 14, 2021, 05:59:31 AM »

MORE!!

John Hammonds · « **Reply #541 on:** August 16, 2021, 04:35:04 AM »

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #542 on:** August 16, 2021, 05:55:19 AM »

Laugh!

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #543 on:** August 16, 2021, 05:58:00 AM »

Blah, Blah, Blah

John Hammonds · « **Reply #544 on:** August 16, 2021, 07:34:07 AM »

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #545 on:** August 16, 2021, 04:25:25 PM »

More chuckles!

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #546 on:** August 16, 2021, 04:30:12 PM »

AND, finally

Robert Zambelli · « **Reply #547 on:** August 27, 2021, 05:01:06 AM »

Just when you think you've seen it all!!!

Go to 2:00.

John Gluth · « **Reply #548 on:** August 27, 2021, 12:08:25 PM »

Quote from: Robert Zambelli on August 27, 2021, 05:01:06 AM

Just when you think you've seen it all!!!

Go to 2:00.

Oh please, hope they don't vote!

Dwayne Donnelly · « **Reply #549 on:** August 27, 2021, 12:12:47 PM »

Quote from: John Gluth on August 27, 2021, 12:08:25 PM

Quote from: Robert Zambelli on August 27, 2021, 05:01:06 AM
Just when you think you've seen it all!!!

Go to 2:00.

Oh please, hope they don't vote!

It's a skit from Tic Toc here's part 2, it's water.

@joshandlisa