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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #202 on: April 10, 2019, 06:56:22 PM »

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« Reply #204 on: April 13, 2019, 06:39:12 PM »
Grogg's wife tells him when he comes back to the cave from hunting that a Saber Tooth Tiger just invaded her mother's cave and what can he do?
His answer is " Who cares what happens to a Saber Tooth Tiger?"
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« Reply #205 on: April 14, 2019, 03:12:37 AM »
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« Reply #206 on: April 14, 2019, 10:23:23 PM »


Typical of the 50s pommy brat aeromodellor cartoons , i thought .

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« Reply #208 on: May 01, 2019, 10:14:37 AM »
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« Reply #211 on: May 13, 2019, 03:50:10 PM »
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« Reply #212 on: May 14, 2019, 02:08:09 AM »
Profanity is the crutch of the illiterate mind

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« Reply #213 on: June 04, 2019, 04:25:34 PM »
Gee, I failed my job interview.
WHY can't I get a job?

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« Reply #214 on: June 04, 2019, 04:32:40 PM »
Here's a real joke.
A true statement made by this liberal lesbian LOSER.
And, she gets paid SEVEN MILLION dollars a year.

Look at the photo and check out the youtube video.

 

ps - I'm waiting for the liberals on this site to defend her!

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« Reply #215 on: June 05, 2019, 05:57:45 AM »
Here's a real joke.
A true statement made by this liberal lesbian LOSER.
And, she gets paid SEVEN MILLION dollars a year.

Look at the photo and check out the youtube video.

 

ps - I'm waiting for the liberals  on this site to defend her!

I'm pretty tolerant and it takes a lot to get my dander up, but I'll thank you not to use this kind of language on my threads in the future. I don't care how out there she is (and she is) that kind of language is unacceptable. Thanks and peace out.   

Ps. That video is 3 years old.
« Last Edit: June 05, 2019, 07:03:18 PM by Dwayne Donnelly »

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« Reply #216 on: June 05, 2019, 05:48:15 PM »

Ps. That video is 3 years old.


Yes it is, but it never get old.
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« Reply #218 on: June 17, 2019, 11:06:37 PM »
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« Reply #219 on: June 17, 2019, 11:11:06 PM »
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« Reply #220 on: June 21, 2019, 04:27:42 AM »
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« Reply #224 on: July 09, 2019, 05:37:47 AM »
A drunk staggers up to a parking meter, puts in a coin and "60" pops up. He says "Wow I've lost a hundred pounds.
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« Reply #225 on: July 22, 2019, 05:48:32 PM »
Here it is Mike.
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« Reply #228 on: July 27, 2019, 11:09:51 AM »
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« Reply #229 on: August 04, 2019, 05:56:48 AM »
TOO FUNNY NOT TO PASS ALONG!!!
 
A Tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco. While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it. He took it to the old shop owner and asked, "How much for the bronze rat?"
 
"Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat and $100 for the story," said the wise old Chinaman.
 
The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story".
 
As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking faster.
 
A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.
 
Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward San Francisco Bay.
 
Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.
 
Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could into the Bay.
 
Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat and were all drowned.
 
The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown.
 
"Ahhh," said the owner, "You come back for story?"
 
"No sir," said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat".
 
I bet you didn't see that one coming.
 
 


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« Reply #230 on: August 05, 2019, 12:55:21 PM »
LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~

I wish you guy's could see how the political hate in your Country is  tearing your Country apart, no kidding this is an honest observation from a outsider looking in, Both sides a ripping your Country apart not just Dems, both sides. Now please can we keep the politics off my thread.
Thank you. 

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« Reply #231 on: August 05, 2019, 04:38:06 PM »
OK, Dwayne - I will respect your wish.
No more politics.
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« Reply #232 on: August 05, 2019, 07:18:43 PM »
Thanks Bob, and now back to our regular programming.

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« Reply #233 on: August 08, 2019, 09:05:58 AM »
Wake up!!!
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« Reply #234 on: August 08, 2019, 09:07:01 AM »
Eating.
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Re: Humor section?
« Reply #236 on: August 09, 2019, 12:23:38 PM »
I have an average sense of humor.  I like a good joke as much as the next person.

What I do not like is a "joke" at the expense of our elected leaders, whether they be Democrat or Republican (or ??)

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« Reply #238 on: August 15, 2019, 05:23:22 AM »
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« Reply #239 on: August 21, 2019, 08:23:11 PM »


comment " The lazy piggy should have got off his fat bum at the start.  Even waddling, he would have caught the senile old fart faster. " .

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« Reply #240 on: October 09, 2019, 03:36:15 PM »
I ordered a vodka at the bar and the person there said "this is McDonalds" I replied OK give me a McVodka then.
I may be wrong but I doubt it.
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« Reply #241 on: October 09, 2019, 03:45:00 PM »
I may be wrong but I doubt it.
I wouldn't take her to a dog fight even if she had a chance to win.
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« Reply #242 on: October 10, 2019, 09:09:22 AM »
LOVE me some Red GREEN
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« Reply #243 on: October 10, 2019, 09:48:46 AM »
I may be wrong but I doubt it.
I wouldn't take her to a dog fight even if she had a chance to win.
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« Reply #244 on: October 10, 2019, 10:09:23 AM »
May not belong here, but very few people go to the section I usually post on. D>K
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« Reply #245 on: October 10, 2019, 11:52:34 AM »
Good one Doc. Reminds me how we get in trouble. I had the right to remain silent, I just didn't have the ability.
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« Reply #248 on: October 23, 2019, 10:02:13 AM »
Q: What do you call a security guard outside a Samsung store?
A: Guardian of the Galaxy.

Q: Where do skunks sit in Church?
A: In a pew of course.

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