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Offline Dick Pacini

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Re: How many Forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
« Reply #50 on: January 14, 2011, 11:17:58 AM »
If the SOB can't screw without help, he will surely lose his ASS.
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Re: How many Forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
« Reply #51 on: January 14, 2011, 05:41:44 PM »
Quote from: Dick Pacini on January 14, 2011, 10:40:40 AM
I recently learned that some people will try to bypass the BOB and SOB rules by invoking the ASS (Associate Secondary Screwer) rule.  That combined with the DUMB (Declared Unauthorized Model Builder) rule could possibly result in some DUMB ASS SOB claiming rights as the BOB.  We can't let that happen.  

  LOL!

 I couldn't agree more Dick.

 Maybe it's time that it becomes regularly ENFORCED (Every Numbskull Flying Oughta Remit Construction Entitlement Documentation)?
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Re: How many Forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
« Reply #52 on: January 14, 2011, 06:40:41 PM »
AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH.....I can't cope....Hahahahahahahahahahahaha....... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Offline Noel Corney

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Re: How many Forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
« Reply #53 on: January 14, 2011, 06:53:38 PM »
You started it Russell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Live with it. Noel.
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Re: How many Forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
« Reply #54 on: January 15, 2011, 07:53:49 AM »
There are also strict requirements to how tight it must be screwed in.

Should you Nip it up ?
Lock it in tight.

6 To the left as per the instructions ?
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Re: How many Forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
« Reply #55 on: January 15, 2011, 07:56:24 AM »
Simply changing it is hard enough, I went to look and there is no such thing as " STANDARD "

Light bulb color is measured on the Kelvin scale (K), which best explains how to select.  The scale ranges from 2700 K to 6500 K with the lower numbers signifying that the light appears yellowish, and the higher numbers signifying that the light is whiter or bluer.  The lower numbers (warm/soft white) are the standard color of incandescent bulbs, the middle numbers (cool/bright white) are good for kitchens and work spaces and the higher numbers (natural/daylight) are suitable for reading.

You should choose the colorations that best suit your personal needs !
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Offline Noel Corney

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Re: How many Forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
« Reply #56 on: January 15, 2011, 03:02:43 PM »
This was supposed to be fun, your getting serious P.J.
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Re: How many Forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
« Reply #57 on: January 15, 2011, 04:02:57 PM »
It takes only one, but the light bulb must want to change.
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Re: How many Forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
« Reply #58 on: January 15, 2011, 04:58:18 PM »
This is humorous but it makes me wonder why Randy was so insistent on removing the post on that one guys music but lets this go on and on and on...........
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Re: How many Forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
« Reply #59 on: January 15, 2011, 07:47:10 PM »
Ive used up all my humor Noel.. All I can do is be serious - Do you know how many lights we have in this place!

If I dont get the proper information I may revert back to caveman days .. I MUST know the secret of the Bulb

HAHA there isnt even 1% seriousness in any of these posts  ~>
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Offline Serge_Krauss

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Re: How many Forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
« Reply #60 on: January 15, 2011, 10:11:13 PM »
Ge-e-e-e-ez...

...and nobody has even asked whether there's a 10-point bonus for DC in OTB!

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Re: How many Forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
« Reply #61 on: January 16, 2011, 02:32:50 AM »
« Last Edit: January 16, 2011, 02:52:48 AM by PerttiMe »
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Re: How many Forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
« Reply #62 on: January 16, 2011, 08:55:14 AM »
Hmmmm...

Maybe "OTL, or "OTC"?"... "Old Time" whatever.

Edison used and promoted DC current. It took Elia Thompson and his group to force use of the more efficiently distributed AC current, which Edison claimed was "dangerous." Out of that and litigation grew the GE corporation, first known as "Edison General Electric", I think. Well, when one has to explain his "humor", it sort of fizzles. 'back to work.

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Re: How many Forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
« Reply #63 on: January 16, 2011, 02:14:48 PM »
Quote from: PJ Rowland on January 09, 2011, 08:33:33 PM
Instructions
   1. Turn off the lamp or light fixture.
   2  Allow a hot bulb to cool before touching it.
   
Read more: How to Change a Lightbulb | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/how_370_change-lightbulb.html#ixzz1AbFKYGut

Need to stay on topic here.


It appears as if you changed out a good bulb.  If the bulb is hot then it does not need to be changed!  Why are you changing a good bulb?
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Re: How many Forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
« Reply #64 on: January 17, 2011, 07:50:11 AM »
Quote from: Clancy Arnold on January 16, 2011, 02:14:48 PM
It appears as if you changed out a good bulb.  If the bulb is hot then it does not need to be changed!  Why are you changing a good bulb?
Clancy

Now, Clancy! You know that hot bulbs are on their way out LL~ They will be outlawed just as soon as the guv-mint figures out a way to monopolize[and force usage] of the PCCB..........[politic-ly correct cool bulb] LL~
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Re: How many Forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
« Reply #65 on: January 17, 2011, 03:31:23 PM »
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Re: How many Forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
« Reply #66 on: January 18, 2011, 12:30:29 AM »
Quote from: Bill Morell on January 17, 2011, 03:31:23 PM
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You shouldn't really put your thumb into the socket if you are not sure power is off...
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