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General control line discussion => Open Forum => Topic started by: Jim Carter on September 29, 2018, 10:30:10 AM
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Greetings Y'all! Well, it's happened! I can officially blame Balsanova (one of the guys from another forum site) for pushing me over the edge %^@!! Because just as the moon rises after the sun sets (sometimes ;)) .... after seeing his proposal for a Trumpmaster (aka Ringmaster with a Trump head) I had no choice but to create the Hillarymaster n~ #^!! Honestly, it was a fun build over the past few weeks. Anyway, I took it out this morning for the initial flight tests and I must say the first flight was very nice and enjoyable. I suppose I could have waited until the upcoming Ringmaster Fly-A-Thon, but I wanted to get a needle set on the OS 25 ahead of time. It's a shame he and I don't live closer ..... it would be a blast to tie a couple of 15' streamers on them and mix it up a bit!! %^@ %^@ LL~ LL~
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The MOUTH looks sorta small... OOPs I misspoke!!!
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The MOUTH looks sorta small... OOPs I misspoke!!!
LL~
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It's disturbing.
I cannot help but notice that it just seems to lie there.
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Anyway, I took it out this morning for the initial flight tests and I must say the first flight was very nice and enjoyable.
Which is also the first time the words "nice" and "enjoyable" have ever been associated with Granny Cankles in the history of humankind.
Should be banned as patently obscene...
Brett
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Which is also the first time the words "nice" and "enjoyable" have ever been associated with Granny Cankles in the history of humankind.
Should be banned as patently obscene...
Brett
AND...with out a muffler, it will sound just like her... LL~ LL~ LL~
Oh, very nicely done.
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I just threw up a little.....
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No, Ty.... even without the muffler I don't think it will be quite as shrill.....
Of course, maybe some guys have learned to filter that out?
McDivot
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I REALLY like the way this is going!!! LOL LOL HB~> HB~> HB~>
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No, Ty.... even without the muffler I don't think it will be quite as shrill.....
Of course, maybe some guys have learned to filter that out?
I knew one guy who resorted to diddling his work interns.
Brett
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Deplorable effort.
;D
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So. Who will ***knock together*** a MonicaLewinskymaster? Her lovely and appealing jaw line would easily handle a .46LA or even a ST G.51 in 1:1 Ringmaster format. Would have to be blue, and you'd never want to clean the glop off, of course... VD~ Steve
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It's disturbing.
I cannot help but notice that it just seems to lie there.
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Jerry
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So. Who will ***knock together*** a MonicaLewinskymaster? Her lovely and appealing jaw line would easily handle a .46LA or even a ST G.51 in 1:1 Ringmaster format. Would have to be blue, and you'd never want to clean the glop off, of course... VD~ Steve
OK, you have an open mouth where the engine goes - but what do you make the spinner look like?
Brett
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OK, you have an open mouth where the engine goes - but what do you make the spinner look like?
Brett
Given her alleged proclivities and known associates? Maybe something from a spirit cooking session... :-X
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OK, you have an open mouth where the engine goes - but what do you make the spinner look like?
Brett
While I don't think Monica was or ever will be a "spinner", if you gotta have something on the nose of your MonicaLewinskyMaster, a cigar just wouldn't work. Maybe a suitable item could be found at the Adult Store near you? LL~ Steve
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OK, you have an open mouth where the engine goes - but what do you make the spinner look like?
Brett
Uhhh….. needle shaped. That's the rumor.
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Uhhh….. needle shaped. That's the rumor.
Pretty sure all the sharp edges are worn off by now.
Brett
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So, will he purposely crash it? Shame to trash a good engine, though. Maybe a hard inverted pancake? Naah, that would ruin the needle valve. How about a spectator with a baseball bat? Hmm, perhaps just hang it up and let it get really oil soaked? Yeah, I like that. R%%%%
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Jerry
Thanks. I was afraid that it was too obscure.
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:o :o ??? ??? Geeeeezzzz, you guys!! I'm shocked :o :o!! I would never .... ever .... have suspected such comments about such a wonderful, well mannered, sweet handling creation; shaped and formed with care and tender loving X-acto blades, superglue, 150 grit sandpaper and clear dope ;D ;D!! LL~ LL~ LL~
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Wonder if she is Old Time Legal?
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:o :o ??? ??? Geeeeezzzz, you guys!! I'm shocked :o :o!! I would never .... ever .... have suspected such comments about such a wonderful, well mannered, sweet handling creation; shaped and formed with care and tender loving X-acto blades, superglue, 150 grit sandpaper and clear dope ;D ;D!! LL~ LL~ LL~
Runs on chardonnay and bitterness, right?
Brett
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I will never be able to unsee that....
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QUESTION: Would it be proper to use a "cigar shaped" chicken stick to achieve a satisfactory start after a few "bumps"?
Joe
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And he did that to a Ringmaster of all things. Shame on him. Maybe a Flite Streak would have been better. S?P
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Maybe a Flite Streak would have been better. S?P
Streak is a bit of a stretch, more of a blotch, but arguably should be commemorated in some way:
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Should be a winner if you ask "Why aren't I 50 points ahead."
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Now THAT'S FUNNY.
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The MOUTH looks sorta small... OOPs I misspoke!!!
A wide crankcase 1960's K&B .35 Stallion can fix that! %^@ ;D <=
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Don't let me fly "her", the last maneuver I would do is the first turn in the wingover!
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Personally, I think a combat match between a TrumpMaster (should be painted gold) and a HillaryMaster would be great to see. Politically though, not as concerned about Bill's cigar or Hillary's figure as I am about a Commander in Chief who has says this about Kim Jong Un "I was really being tough and so was he. And we would go back and forth. And then we fell in love. No really. He wrote me beautiful letters"...They were great letters. And then we fell in love". Now that is just WRONG! Just say'in.
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Runs on chardonnay and bitterness, right?
Brett
vodka is her choice. And not the cheap stuff.
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Now come on, Pete. You're over-reacting. You need to calm down. The best way to do that would be to spend some time in the shop working on a Kim-Jong-Unmaster in your shop next week. It should have a couple of nukes under each wing. Make 'em big, cause they might just be fizzle cans. And if at all possible, make a streamer that looks like Trump right behind him trying to kiss his ass.
McDivot
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OK Dave, I did calm down...see-no more rant imoge! 8)
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I would comment on this work of art but, "at this point what difference would it make?"
Ken
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I just hope I will be there the day Hillarymaster eats the dirt. S?P
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Billy,
Life imitates art, at least in the minds of actors, rock stars, politicians, and self-proclaimed "creative people." The news shows us each week that it is what we want to believe that counts--in the court of public opinion.
Now us on the other hand, we just build airplanes. That isn't creative at all. No worries.
McDivot
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I'm surprised that you haven't been contacted about your royalty payment. unpaid infringement of an image is severely frowned upon. LOL
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I just threw up a little.....
Same reaction I had.
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Was not there already a plane called the wicked witch? If you would add a broom stick it would be a more faithful creation. Just sayin.
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Was not there already a plane called the wicked witch? If you would add a broom stick it would be a more faithful creation. Just sayin.
Send me 40% of your uranium reserves, and I will send you the plans.
Brett
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Send me 40% of your uranium reserves, and I will send you the plans.
Brett
Make sure to launder those funds through the "Brett Buck Foundation" first.
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Make sure to launder those funds through the "Brett Buck Foundation" first.
Yes, my worldwide "charity" accepts donations for my many good humanitarian works. If I ever have a daughter, she needs a two $100,000 Vera Wang wedding dress dresses. The people of Haiti would want it that way, presumably.
Brett
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Why does it even have a right wing?
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A Kim Jong UNmaster should be easy to build. You only need two red buttons, one on each wing. One works and the other doesn't.
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Balsanova here. I'm just checking in to say I really like Jim's Hillarymaster. It reminds me how lucky you guys are to have the Donald at the helm. y1 y1 S?P S?P
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Was not there already a plane called the wicked witch? If you would add a broom stick it would be a more faithful creation. Just sayin.
Yes. Was either Wicked Witch or Red Witch. It was a F-86
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I'm surprised that you haven't been contacted about your royalty payment. unpaid infringement of an image is severely frowned upon. LOL
It hasn't been told yet. S?P
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I snapped off a ST needle valve Sat when I turned an 8' corner from 7'11". If I had just used my "Hillary NV Guard" I could have kept flying.
Ken
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I just hope I will be there the day Hillarymaster eats the dirt. S?P
Owwwwwwch!! LL~ LL~
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If you show up dead, we will know who did it!
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If you show up dead, we will know who did it!
It's known as Arkancide - where you commit suicide by shooting yourself in the back of the head. Ask Suzanne Coleman, er, scratch that...
Brett
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It's known as Arkancide - where you commit suicide by shooting yourself in the back of the head. Ask Suzanne Coleman, er, scratch that...
Brett
Add Vince Foster... or more recently...Seth Rich.
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More appropriate plane to modify would be a Bi-Slob.
Just saying...
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LL~ LL~ With such wonderful comments and accolades .... it's going to be interesting to see what "she" brings on E-Bay after the Ringmaster Fly-A-Thon when the whole world can bid!! ??? H^^ LL~ LL~
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You pimping her out now too, Jim?
McDivot
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You pimping her out now too, Jim?
McDivot
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While the comments are generally weak (with a few notable exceptions), the original post is hilarious. Congratulations. Very well done.
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So all I want to know is how did you turn a silk purse Ringmaster into a sows ear.
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Balsanova here. I'm just checking in to say I really like Jim's Hillarymaster. It reminds me how lucky you guys are to have the Donald at the helm. y1 y1 S?P S?P
Yes, thanks to GOD that Mr. Trump is in the Oval Office and not that lying female dog and her rapist husband. H^^ Steve
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Which GOD would that be, Jehovah, Yahweh or Allah?
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LL~ LL~ As if I haven't "stirred the political pot" enough .... I just wanted everyone to know that I try to be an "Equal Opportunity" builder!! If there is any criticism, just know, I was "inspired" / "led astray" by Mr. Balsanova!! LL~ LL~ LL~ Viva la' Ringmaster-Fly-A Thon!! H^^ H^^
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The "Trumpmaster" will be great for all those "repeat" maneuvers. LL~ LL~ Especially YUGE ones.
Thanks Ty :)
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After every successful flight you'll need to tweet on Twitter how much better the flight was than the Hillary flights. %^@ VD~ S?P R%%%% y1
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I have to say this.
Trump should be in pilot seat and Hillary in the nose (the eat the dirt seat). That would be more appropriate. Also when you kick someones behind you do it better from the back side too. #^ VD~
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I have to say this.
Trump should be in pilot seat and Hillary in the nose (the eat the dirt seat). That would be more appropriate. Also when you kick someones behind you do it better from the back side too. #^ VD~
Not a bad idea! Picture, if you can: A PT-19Master with our POTUS (and don't you forget it!) in the back seat (MAGA!) and H.C. in the front seat. Draw up CAD plans, get Eric to cut a bunch of kits, and we can fly "trashcan combat", per Dirty Dan! Wingovers straight into a metal 30 gallon can. y1 Steve
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At least, with Trumpmaster, you can always claim that tens of thousands were in attendance for your first flight. More than any other first flight in history.
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At least, with Trumpmaster, you can always claim that tens of thousands were in attendance for your first flight. More than any other first flight in history.
LL~ LL~ Now that's a good one! Thanks Floyd!! For the Fly-A-Thon, I s'pose I could claim a few additional flights say .... 1.5 mill or so!! LL~ LL~
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At least, with Trumpmaster, you can always claim that tens of thousands were in attendance for your first flight. More than any other first flight in history.
Here's an actual picture of what the gathered crowd looks like when the Trumpmaster takes flight vs the hILLARYmaster.
(http://www.waynewarrington.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Trump-vs-Clinton-Rallies.jpg)
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Here's an actual picture of what the gathered crowd looks like when the Trumpmaster takes flight vs the hILLARYmaster.
I can only wish!!