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Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« on: September 29, 2018, 10:30:10 AM »
Greetings Y'all!  Well, it's happened!  I can officially blame Balsanova (one of the guys from another forum site) for pushing me over the edge %^@!!  Because just as the moon rises after the sun sets (sometimes  ;)) .... after seeing his proposal for a Trumpmaster (aka Ringmaster with a Trump head) I had no choice but to create the Hillarymaster  n~ #^!!  Honestly, it was a fun build over the past few weeks.  Anyway, I took it out this morning for the initial flight tests and I must say the first flight was very nice and enjoyable.  I suppose I could have waited until the upcoming  Ringmaster Fly-A-Thon, but I wanted to get a needle set on the OS 25 ahead of time.  It's a shame he and I don't live closer ..... it would be a blast to tie a couple of 15' streamers on them and mix it up a bit!!  %^@ %^@ LL~ LL~


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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2018, 10:35:59 AM »

   The MOUTH looks sorta small... OOPs I misspoke!!!
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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2018, 10:41:58 AM »
   The MOUTH looks sorta small... OOPs I misspoke!!!
LL~

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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2018, 10:46:37 AM »
It's disturbing.
I cannot help but notice that it just seems to lie there.

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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2018, 10:55:42 AM »
AND...with out a muffler, it will sound just like her... LL~ LL~ LL~
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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2018, 11:02:28 AM »
Anyway, I took it out this morning for the initial flight tests and I must say the first flight was very nice and enjoyable.

   Which is also the first time the words "nice" and "enjoyable" have ever been associated with Granny Cankles in the history of humankind.

    Should be banned as patently obscene...

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« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2018, 11:26:27 AM »
   Which is also the first time the words "nice" and "enjoyable" have ever been associated with Granny Cankles in the history of humankind.

    Should be banned as patently obscene...

    Brett
AND...with out a muffler, it will sound just like her... LL~ LL~ LL~

Oh, very nicely done.

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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2018, 12:22:34 PM »
I just threw up a little.....
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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2018, 12:34:57 PM »
No, Ty.... even without the muffler I don't think it will be quite as shrill.....

Of course, maybe some guys have learned to filter that out?

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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2018, 12:50:22 PM »

   I REALLY like the way this is going!!!  LOL LOL  HB~> HB~> HB~>
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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2018, 12:51:26 PM »
No, Ty.... even without the muffler I don't think it will be quite as shrill.....

Of course, maybe some guys have learned to filter that out?

   I knew one guy who resorted to diddling his work interns.

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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2018, 01:27:09 PM »
Deplorable effort. 

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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2018, 01:36:32 PM »
So. Who will ***knock together*** a MonicaLewinskymaster? Her lovely and appealing jaw line would easily handle a .46LA or even a ST G.51 in 1:1 Ringmaster format. Would have to be blue, and you'd never want to clean the glop off, of course...   VD~ Steve
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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2018, 01:58:06 PM »
It's disturbing.
I cannot help but notice that it just seems to lie there.

 LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~

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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2018, 02:04:43 PM »
So. Who will ***knock together*** a MonicaLewinskymaster? Her lovely and appealing jaw line would easily handle a .46LA or even a ST G.51 in 1:1 Ringmaster format. Would have to be blue, and you'd never want to clean the glop off, of course...   VD~ Steve

  OK, you have an open mouth where the engine goes - but what do you make the spinner look like?

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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #15 on: September 29, 2018, 02:45:42 PM »
  OK, you have an open mouth where the engine goes - but what do you make the spinner look like?

    Brett

Given her alleged proclivities and known associates?  Maybe something from a spirit cooking session... :-X
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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #16 on: September 29, 2018, 03:01:58 PM »
  OK, you have an open mouth where the engine goes - but what do you make the spinner look like?

    Brett


While I don't think Monica was or ever will be a "spinner", if you gotta have something on the nose of your MonicaLewinskyMaster, a cigar just wouldn't work. Maybe a suitable item could be found at the Adult Store near you?  LL~ Steve
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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #17 on: September 29, 2018, 03:23:46 PM »
  OK, you have an open mouth where the engine goes - but what do you make the spinner look like?

    Brett


Uhhh….. needle shaped. That's the rumor.

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« Reply #18 on: September 29, 2018, 03:25:00 PM »

Uhhh….. needle shaped. That's the rumor.

   Pretty sure all the sharp edges are worn off by now.

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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #19 on: September 29, 2018, 03:51:24 PM »
So, will he purposely crash it? Shame to trash a good engine, though. Maybe a hard inverted pancake? Naah, that would ruin the needle valve.  How about a spectator with a baseball bat? Hmm, perhaps just hang it up and let it get really oil soaked? Yeah, I like that.  R%%%%
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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #20 on: September 29, 2018, 03:58:07 PM »
LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~ LL~

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Thanks. I was afraid that it was too obscure.

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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #21 on: September 29, 2018, 04:36:44 PM »
 :o :o ??? ??? Geeeeezzzz, you guys!!  I'm shocked  :o :o!!  I would never .... ever .... have suspected such comments about such a wonderful, well mannered, sweet handling creation; shaped and formed with care and tender loving X-acto blades, superglue, 150 grit sandpaper and clear dope ;D ;D!!  LL~ LL~ LL~

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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #22 on: September 29, 2018, 04:40:35 PM »
Wonder if she is Old Time Legal?

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« Reply #23 on: September 29, 2018, 05:40:10 PM »
:o :o ??? ??? Geeeeezzzz, you guys!!  I'm shocked  :o :o!!  I would never .... ever .... have suspected such comments about such a wonderful, well mannered, sweet handling creation; shaped and formed with care and tender loving X-acto blades, superglue, 150 grit sandpaper and clear dope ;D ;D!!  LL~ LL~ LL~

   Runs on chardonnay and bitterness, right?

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« Reply #24 on: September 29, 2018, 06:03:45 PM »
I will never be able to unsee that....
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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #25 on: September 29, 2018, 07:30:04 PM »
QUESTION:  Would it be proper to use a "cigar shaped" chicken stick to achieve a satisfactory start after a few "bumps"?

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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #26 on: September 29, 2018, 07:49:57 PM »
And he did that to a Ringmaster of all things.   Shame on him.  Maybe a Flite Streak would have been better. S?P
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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #27 on: September 29, 2018, 08:02:05 PM »
Maybe a Flite Streak would have been better. S?P

     Streak is a bit of a stretch, more of a blotch, but arguably should be commemorated in some way:

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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #28 on: September 29, 2018, 08:03:02 PM »
Should be a winner if you ask "Why aren't I 50 points ahead."
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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #29 on: September 29, 2018, 09:07:03 PM »
Now THAT'S FUNNY.

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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #30 on: September 29, 2018, 09:48:26 PM »
The MOUTH looks sorta small... OOPs I misspoke!!!
A wide crankcase 1960's K&B .35 Stallion can fix that!  %^@ ;D  <=

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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #31 on: September 29, 2018, 10:43:24 PM »
Don't let me fly "her", the last maneuver I would do is the first turn in the wingover!
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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #32 on: September 29, 2018, 10:59:49 PM »
Personally, I think a combat match between a TrumpMaster (should be painted gold) and a HillaryMaster would be great to see. Politically though, not as concerned about Bill's cigar or Hillary's figure as I am about a Commander in Chief who has says this about Kim Jong Un "I was really being tough and so was he. And we would go back and forth.  And then we fell in love. No really. He wrote me beautiful letters"...They were great letters. And then we fell in love". Now that is just WRONG!  Just say'in.
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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #33 on: September 30, 2018, 12:22:47 AM »
   Runs on chardonnay and bitterness, right?

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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #34 on: September 30, 2018, 12:30:02 AM »
Now come on, Pete. You're over-reacting. You need to calm down. The best way to do that would be to spend some time in the shop working on a Kim-Jong-Unmaster in your shop next week. It should have a couple of nukes under each wing. Make 'em big, cause they might just be fizzle cans. And if at all possible, make a streamer that looks like Trump right behind him trying to kiss his ass.

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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #35 on: September 30, 2018, 05:43:42 AM »
OK Dave, I did calm down...see-no more rant imoge!  8)
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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #36 on: September 30, 2018, 07:08:20 AM »
I would comment on this work of art but, "at this point what difference would it make?"

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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #37 on: September 30, 2018, 08:30:58 AM »
I just hope I will be there the day Hillarymaster eats the dirt.  S?P

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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #38 on: September 30, 2018, 10:22:09 AM »
Billy,

Life imitates art, at least in the minds of actors, rock stars, politicians, and self-proclaimed "creative people."  The news shows us each week that it is what we want to believe that counts--in the court of public opinion.

Now us on the other hand, we just build airplanes. That isn't creative at all. No worries.

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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #39 on: September 30, 2018, 11:59:20 AM »
I'm surprised that you haven't been contacted about your royalty payment. unpaid infringement of an image is severely frowned upon.  LOL

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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #40 on: September 30, 2018, 12:11:09 PM »
I just threw up a little.....

 Same reaction I had.
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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #41 on: September 30, 2018, 12:29:02 PM »
Was not there already a plane called the wicked witch? If you would add a broom stick it would be a more faithful creation. Just sayin.
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« Reply #42 on: September 30, 2018, 01:43:01 PM »
Was not there already a plane called the wicked witch? If you would add a broom stick it would be a more faithful creation. Just sayin.

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« Reply #43 on: September 30, 2018, 01:46:14 PM »
  Send me 40% of your uranium reserves, and I will send you the plans.

    Brett

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« Reply #44 on: September 30, 2018, 01:55:53 PM »
Make sure to launder those funds through the "Brett Buck Foundation" first.

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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #45 on: September 30, 2018, 03:05:25 PM »
Why does it even have a right wing?

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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #46 on: September 30, 2018, 03:07:19 PM »
A Kim Jong UNmaster should be easy to build.  You only need two red buttons, one on each wing.  One works and the other doesn't.
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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #47 on: September 30, 2018, 04:48:08 PM »
Balsanova here. I'm just checking in to say I really like Jim's Hillarymaster. It reminds me how lucky you guys are to have the Donald at the helm.  y1 y1 S?P S?P
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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #48 on: September 30, 2018, 05:18:42 PM »
Was not there already a plane called the wicked witch? If you would add a broom stick it would be a more faithful creation. Just sayin.

 Yes. Was either Wicked Witch or  Red Witch. It was a F-86

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Re: Hillarymaster Comes to Life!!
« Reply #49 on: September 30, 2018, 05:20:14 PM »
I'm surprised that you haven't been contacted about your royalty payment. unpaid infringement of an image is severely frowned upon.  LOL


It hasn't been told yet. S?P
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